And please review if you do... You must be itching to after 3 1/2 years of contributing fuck all
Ok, so i took MH's advice and had a wank.
Derrick -
Review.
I snuck of upstairs telling the wife and kids i was going to have a nap as i work nights.
Location - Easy to find, quick walk up some stairs and the 2nd door on the right, the door was already open so in my excitment i let myself straight in.
Paperwork - having decided i was not going to go full service, i went for a quickie session, HR only, so i popped £15 in a envelope and slid it discretly onto the bedside cabinet. The envelope never even got opened, full trust was shown. Now things where settled i grabbed my iphone eagerly..
The girl - this is where it got interesting, the girl in question kept changing her appearance every few minutes, even location, kept swiping through that damn phone, at times another man even got involved (he wasnt very chatty, infact rude, didnt even say hello, i could only assume he'd paid the same amount, maybe more, must have been more as he was getting a hell of a lot more attention then i was, sometimes the girl just stopped completely, went motionless for minutes at a time, even turned into a series of blocks at one point. I think that sex work is her 2nd job, i guess shes into marketing, because at times she felt the need to stop all action and to show me some adverts for some sort of porn video game, or a web cam site which did make things difficult, the wee feller became limp after the 3rd ad for horny milfs in my local area (i never knew the aging population of my village was so horny!)
Eventually, without much assitance from her, i could feel things start to happen. The strokes got faster, but oh no! i could hear someone running up the stairs (was it sergai?), girl got slammed down, trousers up, turns out it was a toddler needing a piss, toilet flushed, runs back down just as quickly. Phew, long story short, job got done, not even an offer of round two.
In reflection i would only offer a neutral on this service.