The 12 Punts of Christmas - a bit of fun

[Billy the kid]

Hi
Apologies if this has been done before - found similar but not quite this.
Feel free to add your alternatives.

On the first day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
A Thai girl who blew me after tea.

On the second day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
2 total babes,
and a Thai girl who blew me after tea.

On the third day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
3 French maids,
2 total babes, and a Thai girl who blew me after tea

On the Fourth day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
4 Outcall birds,
3 French maids, 2 total babes and a Thai girl who blew me after tea.

On the fifth day of Chrismas UK punting found for me
5 Golden showers
4 outcall birds, 3 French maids, 2 total babes and a Thai girl who blew me after tea

On the sixth day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
6 Poles for laying,
5 golden showers, 4 outcall birds, 3 French maids, 2 total babes and a Thai girl who blew me after tea.

On the seventh day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
7 Russians rimming
6 Poles for laying, 5 golden showers, 4 outcall birds
3 French maids, 2 total babes and a Thai girl who blew me after tea

On the eighth day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
8 milfs a milking
7 Russians rimming, 6 Poles for laying, 5 golden showers, 4 outcall birds
3 French maids, 2 total babes and a Thai girl who blew me after tea

On the ninth day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
9 Roms lap dancing
8 milfs a milking, 7 Russians rimming, 6 Poles for laying, 5 golden showers, 4 outcall birds
3 French maids, 2 total babes and a Thai girl who blew me after tea

On the tenth day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
10 lurkers lurking
9 Roms lap dancing, 8 milfs a milking, 7 Russians rimming, 6 Poles for laying, 5 golden showers,
4 outcall birds, 3 French maids, 2 total babes and a Thai girl who blew me after tea

On the eleventh day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
11 hours edging
10 lurkers lurking, 9 Roms lap dancing, 8 milfs a milking, 7 Russians rimming,
6 Poles for laying, 5 golden showers, 4 outcall birds, 3 French maids, two total babes
And a Thai girl who blew me after tea

On the twelvth day of Christmas, UK punting found for me
12 Dom's in dungeons
11 hours edging
10 lurkers lurking
9   Rom's lap dancing
8   Milfs a milking
7   Russians rimming
6   Poles for laying
5   Golden showers
4   Outcall birds
3   French maids
2   Total babes
And a Thai girl who blew me after tea


Billy
 

[shagmore]

Wonder what response that would get when you do a bit of door to door carol singing

[Stevensmiles]

Billy you really do have far too much time on your hands. 

Love 💖 it.

[Billy the kid]

Wonder what response that would get when you do a bit of door to door carol singing

I guess it would depend on the neighbourhood!
It's unlikely to replace the traditional version, but I amused myself in the process. 

Just realised I needed to discard my workings out, otherwise that might have been an awkward conversation!   

[peter purves]

I guess it would depend on the neighbourhood!
It's unlikely to replace the traditional version, but I amused myself in the process. 
 

 

[simon07]

Excellent. 

[webpunter]

Very creative

11 hours edging

Yes please

[Billy the kid]

As it's 'that time of year' again - thought I'd recycle my post from last year.
Mainly because I was rather chuffed with my work - I'm not normally very creative!

Any alternative verses welcome.

[unclepokey]

Wonder what response that would get when you do a bit of door to door carol singing

"Ding dong - blimey guv what d'yer call that then"  In Essex particularly

UP

[webpunter]

No probs giving the thread a new lease of life

I've certainly had 11 hours of edging in 2019, just not all in one go

Think that would be the death of me, albeit a nice way to go

We'll be hard pressed to match your creativity

As it's 'that time of year' again - thought I'd recycle my post from last year.
Mainly because I was rather chuffed with my work - I'm not normally very creative!

Any alternative verses welcome.