External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyFollowing on from my previous post I decided to visit Warsaw for week away spent exploring new sights, enjoying regional food and drink and indulging in a few local whores. As i definitely got some useful advice from other members I thought I’d share my experience in the hope it may prove helpful to others.
Why Warsaw? Poland is amongst my favourite countries for a short stay. As a country it has interesting history, produces great beer and food, has lively nightlife and the locals genuinely seem to be welcoming and friendly to British tourists. Value for money is also still very good, obviously prices vary depending on where you go but its pretty easy to eat out and have a beer in a bar or cafe for under a tenner. Infrastructure is also excellent so it’s always easy to get around on public transport, and get any other essential services. It is also a safe city to visit, I had no concerns about wandering around late at night even in some of the outskirts of the city. Also let’s not forget that Poland does seem to have a much higher density of young, hot, confident girls than most countries can muster. I definitely have a thing for Polish girls, and Slavic girls generally, and have usually had good experiences with Polish WGs.
Useful resources.
I have listed the three sites that I used to contact and book my punts. Escortclub is probably the simplest and most effective site to use in Warsaw. It’s a pretty straightforward site to navigate, has a good number of profiles, with search and filter facilities, lists prices, contact details and “likes” and is free to register on as a punter. It also switches to English for non Polish speakers. Whilst there I met three girls , and booked two massages, who all had profiles on this site and I’m happy to say that all five girls were the girls in the photographs and all seemed pretty recent, three of the five also delivered completely on what was agreed, the other two were still decent but had a couple of things listed that were not on the menu when we met.
Eurodate.pl is also worth a look although for me it was a bit more hassle. This site is set up as a dating site, but obviously geared up more for sex than dates. Users on there seem to be a mixture of escorts, wannabe sugar babies, swingers, nymphomaniacs and a sprinkling of people who are actually looking for dates. Due to the set up no prices are openly advertised but lots of girls were very quick to give me a price for an hours hook up and listed what they would do in their messages. The prices here varied wildly from a nice enough looking Ukrainian woman offering to fuck me for 200pln (about £38) to other girls asking for €400 per hour and upwards. 500pln (about £95) seemed to be a fairly standard rate for an hour with a twenty something fit escort that was verified. The first girl I met was from here and she was absolutely genuine and offered everything that we agreed (I later noticed she also had an escortclub profile. This site is free to sign up for but users pay about a tenner per month to send messages, and as phone numbers are rarley listed, this is necessary.
The benefit of this site is that girls can advertise on here for a “relationship with benefits”, which may well include an hours paid sex, but still convince themselves that they are not hookers. I wish I’d had access to this site last time I was in Krakow as I think it would be excellent there with the huge student population, but for Warsaw I found it easier to just contact a WG direct without the pretence.
Paradise Reef is a massage parlour offering massage, erotic massage, lingam, body to body and a few other styles. Sex, as such, isn’t on offer outside of a handjob or “Spanish style” which apparently is an oily tit wank. Prices start at 250pln (about £47) for a basic massage, but where’s the fun in that? High end is 500pln £95ish) and includes includes all massage styles and allows full on touching of the masseuse. The two girls I saw were exactly as pictured. Jassy, a slim, 35 year old Ukrainian (4th photo) was absolutely awesome and put on a fantastic performance. She honestly gave the most erotic and exciting massage I’ve ever had. Ewa (last picture) was very fit, and had fantastically perky boobs, but was a little bit of an anticlimax after Jassy. Overall this place was quite classy in my view. Very clean, very attractive girls, good service (varying from amazing to good) and well worth a visit. I’d definitely go back if I returned to Warsaw.
Other stuff
It’s definitely worth getting a local sim for a punting phone. Girls won’t normally reply to foreign numbers due to costs incurred, texting and calling will also be a lot cheaper for the punter. Also having a local number will give the impression that you are not another stupid tourist with money to throw around, so is likely to avoid some of the scams. I paid under a fiver for a prepaid sim and the guy in the store set it up for me, I added about two quid credit to make calls for the week. As I’ve previously said all sims need to be registered in Poland so you will need a passport or ID card to register it in your name.
Legality. Poland seems to have similar laws to UK relating to prostitution. Selling and paying for sex is legal but brothels are not. Basically if you are using a bit of common sense and paying independent providers you should be fine.
Punting safety. I can only speak from my experience but I never had any concerns. Just apply the same common sense as you would in the uk if you’re meeting someone that you know nothing about. I didn’t take my regular phone or bank cards and only took enough cash for the punt and enough extra for a few beers and the journey back after. More importantly I avoided any too good to be true profiles. A pretty girl charging one hundred quid to fuck you, but won’t do anal is quite probably genuine, a supermodel that will do everything for half that price probably isn’t.
OverallI enjoyed my trip and definitely had some fun encounters. The first girl I saw was very pretty, followed through with all agreed requests and took a good pounding, the second wasn’t quite the Slavic beauty I’d hoped for, but offered great service and gave the best blowjob I’ve had in years, the third advertised more than was really on offer, but was still very fit and was a very enjoyable fuck, Jassy put on a full pornstar style massage and I enjoyed a very pleasant tit wank from the alternative style final masseuse.
Prices were not bargain basement cheap, but still good compared to UK. I paid between £75-£113 per session, and service was generally good. I’ll probably write a review of the girls I saw, as they all have current profiles and I enjoy a self indulgent review. I’m already trying to come up with another excuse to go back to Poland asap.
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