Scottish vixen - Falkirk

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I’ve been trying to meet Kelly for some time, as I travel about a bit for work and she’s been in the hot list for a while and is rarely available and only seams to work one day a week.

The meet. 10/11/21

Cost. 1 hour £110. No extras at all.

House . A nice clean house on an quiet estate Easy to find once you’ve worked out the geography of the area. Perfect bathroom, with excellent shower. Clean towel and all the toiletries you could need. Decent sized bedroom as well.

The girl. Outstanding. Her pictures give a very good representation of her. Pretty  face, Everything is lovely and all natural. brunette hair. Small, C cup, boobs, but they fit her perfectly. She’s about 5”5’ . Her bum is fantastic and her best bit: perfect, tight and squeezable she does have a few tattoos that are not visible on her profile but their not off putting and a lovely clit piercing.  The whole package makes for one of the best SPs I’ve ever seen. She was wearing casual clothes, with lovely underwear on, Age is stated as 30 which seems a bit high I’d say younger .

The action. Texted to say I was here and was told to go to the back door, let in and welcomed warmly: initial light kiss on the lips. Envelope handed over, not checked and left on the side throughout. After initial chat about what I wanted she took me to the bathroom, where she turned on the shower and got it to the right temperature before leaving me to clean myself up. Back to the bedroom and further chat, and gradually she started rubbing my leg and arm, then my chest as her hand found its way under the towel.

So Underwear removed and we lay on the bed. Lots of DFK by this stage, OWO and RO for 10 minutes or so and she tasted fantastic ; first cum for her. Rubber applied and she climbed on initially in CG, and she did this initially in RCG. After 5 minutes or so, she turned round into CG without removing me, and stared using a wand on herself as well, and this produced her second cum. Lots of DFK and eventually moved into mish. My first and her 3rd . After a bit back to the bed and conventional sex, mish and CG. We then we decided on doggy to finish it off which was her favourite.

Would I return? Absolutely. I have no doubts that this was amongst the greatest sexual experiences of my life. She is not just very pretty, but she so obviously enjoys sex and is thus very good at it.

Am I being fluffy? Possibly, but this was just so good it has to be reported as is.

[daviemac]

Please note the notice on the post review page and do not put the URL in the subject line.

[Arabian72]

Reads like an advert tbh

[Glesgaboy]

And the OP’s name sounds more like an SP’s🧐🤔

[Arabian72]

Yep. Oddly enough there have been a couple of neutrals just before this one. Its definitely written by the sp.

[Problem Child]

Was reading her profile thinking “mmm sounds alright “
She likes Die Hard- I’m def interested… 
Then for what kind of men turn her on -Tall, Dark haired. Well looked after, Muscular body build. Good sense in clothing. - Fuck! That’s me out I’m 0/5 on that one 

[Arabian72]

Still keen to give her a go but this review reeks a bit

[For your eyes only]

Are you lot a bunch of detectives 
Love it how you think I’m the SP.
FRANKLY if she was shit I would of said so.
All positive on her AW though.

[nike]

Are you lot a bunch of detectives 
Love it how you think I’m the SP.
FRANKLY if she was shit I would of said so.
All positive on her AW though.

If not the SP, then her bff, comes across as a bit feminine, I. M. O.  Sounds more Mills and Boon rather than 50 shades. 

[Clattypats]

Are you lot a bunch of detectives 
Love it how you think I’m the SP.
FRANKLY if she was shit I would of said so.
All positive on her AW though.

Ffs... That's where we've all been going wrong all these years!

You should have just stuck the time of booking next to the date in your review also...

[Courtney]

Love it how you think I’m the SP.

…I thought you were Sheena Easton 

[Matrix]

Are you lot a bunch of detectives 
Love it how you think I’m the SP.
FRANKLY if she was shit I would of said so.
All positive on her AW though.

Writes like one. 

[Arabian72]

A lot of rogue capitals in the review also. Similar to the profile, almost like the op missed changing some

[Happyjose]

House . A nice clean house on an quiet estate Easy to find once you’ve worked out the geography of the area. Perfect bathroom, with excellent shower. Clean towel and all the toiletries you could need. Decent sized bedroom as well.

Mate, you had me at perfect bathroom   

It’s either the prossie or he works for Zoopla

[Name Not Found]

The grammar and spelling in the review are much better than her profile so I'm thinking maybe the OP has been 'encouraged' to write a glowing review. I wonder what he might get in return?

This bit made me laugh. "Age is stated as 30 which seems a bit high I’d say younger" said nobody, ever 

[henry brubaker]

Aye she'd be the only escort ever to pretend to be older than she actually is.

[nike]

Aye she'd be the only escort ever to pretend to be older than she actually is.

U never know, she could be under age and doesn't want to put just a couple of years onto her age. 
 

[well_ung]

Are you lot a bunch of detectives 
Love it how you think I’m the SP.
FRANKLY if she was shit I would of said so.
All positive on her AW though.

Frankly i'm looking forward to your next review 

[Problem Child]

I doubt the OP is the S P. Hardly anyone puts the  date of bookings in their reviews. An escort reviewing herself would surely know this and not put something in like that? Makes the review stand out too much.

So OP, not giving you shit or anything, just some friendly advice- don’t put dates in reviews. Try to preserve your anonymity as much as possible. Letting her know who you are can come across as a bit sleazy. You scratch my back kind of thing… The money we pay is really all the backscratching necessary.
Also what happens if in future you do a less glowing review of an other hooker who unbeknownst to you knows vixen, then finds out who you are on A W. This can then lead to problems for you.  It’s an unlikely scenario and nothing against this S P, I’ve never met her, just giving an example of how things can sometimes come back to haunt you.

I’ve always found that the first rule of UK P is the same as the first rule of that other well known haven of (toxic?  ) masculinity..