Weird request? Worst parlour in Greater Manchester

[itslavish]

So I’ve been visiting Cosmo recently but it was late one night and Cosmo was shut so went couple doors down to Tropical Palms, and fuck me it is shit inside. Its exactly what a shit run down brothel would be portrayed as in a film. Walls cracked, takeawayesque floors, I could go on, But the girl I saw was good (review soon) and I really enjoyed myself. Ended up staying a couple hours
 
 So it got me thinking, what are the worst parlours in Greater Manchester?

[tesla]

 
 So it got me thinking, what are the worst parlours in Greater Manchester?

fortunately they closed down some years ago...but if you want some historical information just search for Arabesque

[fleetwoodsimon]

Used to be a dodgy one on Bury Old Rd past Heaton Pk - near the TS clothing place. Think it's gone now but it was that dire a real death trap of a joint.  TBH it put me off of palours for a while. 

[scutty brown]

Some of the Chinatown places are firetraps

[Kool Keef]

Never been but Lady Janes in Failsworth looks like a condemned building from the front, the type of place you wipe your feet on the way out.
Can't believe it's actually still operating but it is apparently.

[Blackpool Rock]

fortunately they closed down some years ago...but if you want some historical information just search for Arabesque

Never went myself but was thinking the same from things previously posted

[Woblybobsdog]

Never been but Lady Janes in Failsworth looks like a condemned building from the front, the type of place you wipe your feet on the way out.
Can't believe it's actually still operating but it is apparently.

Been there.
Inside it looks like it was ok 20 years ago.
Saw some bird in her late 40,s ok bod looked a bit board tbf.
Once the action started she was well into it !
Never went back though

[Kool Keef]

Been there.
Inside it looks like it was ok 20 years ago.
Saw some bird in her late 40,s ok bod looked a bit board tbf.
Once the action started she was well into it !
Never went back though

I'm tempted to go just for the experience if nothing else, do you remember how much you paid?

[gladiator]

The Office in Ellesmere Port is the definition of a shit hole, basically it looked like a bed had been dropped in the corner of a kitchen from what I remember, dreadful. Dimly lit, or was it just the dust on the light and the flooring was like a floor in the old style nightclubs where your feet stick to it. The one and only time I walked I didnt stop for a service
It will take some beating, but its still open for business I think 

[Access]

Darlings4u was a dive too, but I had some of my best experiences there.

[Thephoenix]

The Office in Ellesmere Port is the definition of a shit hole, basically it looked like a bed had been dropped in the corner of a kitchen from what I remember, dreadful. Dimly lit, or was it just the dust on the light and the flooring was like a floor in the old style nightclubs where your feet stick to it. The one and only time I walked I didnt stop for a service
It will take some beating, but its still open for business I think 

Still open and the women there match your description of the place.
I remember going in there once and the really rough looking women gave me the worst handjob I've ever experienced.
She was disinterested and impatient, and suddenly gave up and said "there must be something wrong with you...finish yourself off!".....Real class
I suppose it's useful as a P&D for the lads on the ships nearby.

[jilted john]

Silver Lady Sauna in Eccles was prett grim.

[ulstersubbie]

So I’ve been visiting Cosmo recently but it was late one night and Cosmo was shut so went couple doors down to Tropical Palms, and fuck me it is shit inside. Its exactly what a shit run down brothel would be portrayed as in a film. Walls cracked, takeawayesque floors, I could go on

It was exactly the same when I popped in years ago, walked straight out and never returned. Obviously no improvement then!

[antneb]

Darlings4u was a dive too, but I had some of my best experiences there.

was this the Chinese place where the girls showered you first? been trying to remember the name of that place for ages.

[FLYING BLUE]

fortunately they closed down some years ago...but if you want some historical information just search for Arabesque

Worst place I ever set foot in   

They also had a branch in Bolton that wasn't much better

[Chris1990mcr]

Never been but Lady Janes in Failsworth looks like a condemned building from the front, the type of place you wipe your feet on the way out.
Can't believe it's actually still operating but it is apparently.

I went there 10 years or more ago. Was an absolute dive even then.

Can’t believe it’s still going.

[Thephoenix]

was this the Chinese place where the girls showered you first? been trying to remember the name of that place for ages.

Yes, that's the one, plus a cup of Chinese tea whilst the girls came in for viewing.
I stopped going there as some of the girls were quite small and looked a bit young to me.
They would usually provide rimming as part of the service but I wasn't always convinced they were comfortable.
Some of them were so small, they couldn't comfortably take my cock.
I'm not suggesting they were underage or coerced, but I wasn't comfortable with the place.

[Cent]

Darlings for you was the name of the Chinese parlour next to tram station

[MerlinGray]

Surprised no mention of Pandoras here. The last resort of a coked up punter who needs 5 hours to climax, a terrifying place where if you go in early (9pm) you have an audience of students watching. Went a few years ago and never again, I think it's written about so little on here that most patrons are either night shift taxi drivers or just want to forget they were ever there.

[Clitheroelad]

Worst parlour in terms of general state of repair for me was Cherry's, closely followed by both Arabesques and The Bunny Club.

[Dickled]

Le Chic in Ashton under Lyne was pretty grim.

[Bustydusty]

Le Chic in Ashton under Lyne was pretty grim.

Not been for 20 years but I had some great punts there with Emma - fit busty blonde

[Northerndave666]

Surprised Sheridans hasn't had a mention. I know it has it's fans but it's a bit dire tbh.

[Bootyhunter01]

Surprised Sheridans hasn't had a mention. I know it has it's fans but it's a bit dire tbh.

Sheridan does some refurbishment from time to time. Its not Sandy's or anything like that, and that's the whole point, hence the price and the Mad House moniker. IMHO it is meant to be basic, cheap and cheerful and weird. Apart from the price, you fulfill some fantasies there that will raise eyebrows elsewhere or will cost you a small fortune. Some T-girls even turn up some times and Nicolas ideas, some of which are ... say 'revolutionary': from drive by shagging to multiple combination of 3 to foursomes, who comes last etc. and the random orgies I think the place is purposely set up that way. The dumps the OP is mentioning is the result of neglect and not by design.

[parker]

fortunately they closed down some years ago...but if you want some historical information just search for Arabesque

once went there in 2005, was quite surprised that such a dump was very popular as it was raved about on most message boards at that time.

[Kool Keef]

once went there in 2005, was quite surprised that such a dump was very popular as it was raved about on most message boards at that time.

Been anywhere in the last 5 years?

[Steely Dan]

Tropical Palms is the current worst.  I only gave it a neutral since it was so bad it was like being in a movie, as you say.  But not going back for the double feature.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=249959.0

[Megaman83]

Tried calling Lady Jane's recently out of morbid curiosity but didn't get an answer so ended up at Galaxy instead (which I guess some might say is also be suitable for this thread).

Just how bad is Lady Jane's? What type of girls typically work there?

[cpw_19]

Tropical Palms is the current worst.

Agree here. Of the historical ones, Dolly Mixtures on Shudehill, and Belle Air on Oldham Road were pretty ghastly. Salon 24 was pretty bad too.

[ulstersubbie]

Agree here. Of the historical ones, Dolly Mixtures on Shudehill

Was that the place next to a secondhand bookshop, porn magazines at the back?

[Kool Keef]

Was that the place next to a secondhand bookshop, porn magazines at the back?

Was it upstairs from the bookshop?
Used to buy jazz mags & porn dvds from there before I started punting.
 I always wondered what was up the stairs & thought it might be a parlour, then i was in there one day & a girl came down into the book shop, obviously dressed like a brass, and was being all lovey dovey with the bloke working there so i knew then it was a brothel.
I woulda never had the nuts to go up those stairs back then, nowadays I'd be straight up there & wouldn't give it a second thought

[ulstersubbie]

Was it upstairs from the bookshop?
Used to buy jazz mags & porn dvds from there before I started punting.
 I always wondered what was up the stairs & thought it might be a parlour, then i was in there one day & a girl came down into the book shop, obviously dressed like a brass, and was being all lovey dovey with the bloke working there so i knew then it was a brothel.
I woulda never had the nuts to go up those stairs back then, nowadays I'd be straight up there & wouldn't give it a second thought

That's the place KK, I went once and it was pretty grotty to be fair.

[antneb]

Used to be a dodgy one on Bury Old Rd past Heaton Pk - near the TS clothing place. Think it's gone now but it was that dire a real death trap of a joint.  TBH it put me off of palours for a while.

was this darlings 4u? chinese place that let you in from the front of a closed/shuttered shop.

[Tom1976]

Agree here. Of the historical ones, Dolly Mixtures on Shudehill, and Belle Air on Oldham Road were pretty ghastly. Salon 24 was pretty bad too.

Crystals in Levenshulme was honking when it closed.

[MerlinGray]

once went there in 2005, was quite surprised that such a dump was very popular as it was raved about on most message boards at that time.

Entirely correct post sir.

[MerlinGray]

Was hoping to have said Bootyhunter's comment was the one I approved but doesn't seem to be  the case

[cpw_19]

Was it upstairs from the bookshop?
Used to buy jazz mags & porn dvds from there before I started punting.
 I always wondered what was up the stairs & thought it might be a parlour, then i was in there one day & a girl came down into the book shop, obviously dressed like a brass, and was being all lovey dovey with the bloke working there so i knew then it was a brothel.
I woulda never had the nuts to go up those stairs back then, nowadays I'd be straight up there & wouldn't give it a second thought

That's it, it was one of the other 24hr parlours in the city centre back in the day. I remember having a cracking 3:30am threesome there for the princely sum of £70, where I fucked one of them, whilst the other one implored me to fuck her friend harder, at the same time as sticking her finger up my arse .

[Backstreetboy]

Shock Horror - Lady Janes is no longer the worst parlour - it is no more. Enquiries were being made with them and we were told that although the line is being answered that the phone is being picked up in Rochdale.

So who gets the ultimate accolade now??

[fbarge]

is it being refurbished to bring it into the 1980s?

[fbarge]

That's the place KK, I went once and it was pretty grotty to be fair.

I used to buy jazz mags from a guy in the corn exchange quite a narrow seller - all at a counter opening where you could browse for all of 5 mins before selecting - I think he got sent down as they were Swedish erotica etc without the red dots!

[gazmac2020]

Agree here. Of the historical ones, Dolly Mixtures on Shudehill, and Belle Air on Oldham Road were pretty ghastly. Salon 24 was pretty bad too.

Was fucking horrendous...Only went once and turned away (am sure it was this one) They had a hatch they looked through to see who was there???

[Bustydusty]

Was fucking horrendous...Only went once and turned away (am sure it was this one) They had a hatch they looked through to see who was there???

Went there once myself years ago - I remember there was a jacuzzi in the room

[RimJobBob]

was this darlings 4u? chinese place that let you in from the front of a closed/shuttered shop.

Yes it was.

[RimJobBob]

Yes, that's the one, plus a cup of Chinese tea whilst the girls came in for viewing.
I stopped going there as some of the girls were quite small and looked a bit young to me.
They would usually provide rimming as part of the service but I wasn't always convinced they were comfortable.
Some of them were so small, they couldn't comfortably take my cock.
I'm not suggesting they were underage or coerced, but I wasn't comfortable with the place.

Same for me. It was really good for a while. Could’ve done with a clean though!

[SmoothieNeil]

Arabesque certainly wasn't the  best parlour but i always enjoyed going there, they did have some nice girls occasionally, i remember Adele who was in her 40s at the time, i was mid 20s so ideal for living out my older woman phase plus she did owo without charging for it.

Cherry's was always an up and down one regarding quality of girls, mainly foreign but preferred British ones, had the company probably back in 2013 or 14 if i remember of a uni student who was very softly spoken but a great fuck with a cute body, also remember a Colombian girl who was very curvy but gave an amazing service.

[ISTS2005]

Enquiries were being made with them and we were told...

What an odd way to phrase something. we?

[Moby Dick]

LMB
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=328630.0

[Backstreetboy]

ISTS - We were making an enquiry

I gather the phone is being picked up at what was Liaisons Swingers Club in Rochdale - anyone brave enough to TOFTT?

[marcius2018]

There was one in Wigan, probably 25 years ago, that was literally like a squat, with a mattress on the floor, blanket on a rope on the window, overflowing bin, tissues and used condoms in a pile in the corner of the room!

And please......no-one say that's quite salubrious for Wigan!

[scutty brown]

Magaluf and Peaches both closed in the last few years, but Blackpool still has one of the worst: Natalie's Sauna