Bristol: Too straight for me but I seriously recommend her. Amazing value

[Colston36]

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A Trio with Trixty and her husband. She likes it up the arse. For £120 a complete bargain.

They're in a nice clean, modern house in  Brislington, 15 minutes or so from Bristol centre.

I went there on a day of incredibly tempestuous rain. Very friendly pair: I was welcomed with a perfect cappucino made by the husband.

They are Italian from the South and I live with someone from the same area so we gossipped a bit.

Her photos are absolutely accurate (he takes them). She has a perfect figure - immaculately turned out, black stockings and heels, classy hair do and make up, fresh as a daisy, beautiful tits and nipples. He's a bit tubby with a modest equipment; I suggest you just see her.

What made them remarkable was their thoughtfulness and hospitality. To say there was no clock-watching is  an understatement.

When it came time to leave it took well over half an hour to get an Uber because of the weather and two stupid drivers. I would have drowned outside. They kept chatting to me and guiding the Uber people while we waited.

[GingerNuts]

Thanks for the review but you should leave it for the reader to decide if it's "amazing value" and "a complete bargain". Statements that encourage price rises are counter to the principles of the board.

[Colston36]

Thanks for the review but you should leave it for the reader to decide if it's "amazing value" and "a complete bargain". Statements that encourage price rises are counter to the principles of the board.
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They don't read this. If I think something is amazing value I'll say so.

[Colston36]

Thanks for the review but you should leave it for the reader to decide if it's "amazing value" and "a complete bargain". Statements that encourage price rises are counter to the principles of the board.

Since the reader hasn't seen her that would be impossible.

[GingerNuts]

They don't read this. If I think something is amazing value I'll say so.

Did you have a good discussion about UKP? Anyway, whatever they said you can't know they don't read this or what information might be passed to them

You're free to say if something is amazing value as I'm free to point out such statements aren't in the best interests of punters.

Since the reader hasn't seen her that would be impossible.

To an extent that's true because you've told us very little about the meeting. You do suggest anal and her husband were involved (£80 of extras according to the AW profile). Perhaps you got the friends and family discount.

[sensualencounter]

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A Trio with Trixty and her husband. She likes it up the arse. For £120 a complete bargain.

They're in a nice clean, modern house in  Brislington, 15 minutes or so from Bristol centre.

I went there on a day of incredibly tempestuous rain. Very friendly pair: I was welcomed with a perfect cappucino made by the husband.

They are Italian from the South and I live with someone from the same area so we gossipped a bit.

Her photos are absolutely accurate (he takes them). She has a perfect figure - immaculately turned out, black stockings and heels, classy hair do and make up, fresh as a daisy, beautiful tits and nipples. He's a bit tubby with a modest equipment; I suggest you just see her.

What made them remarkable was their thoughtfulness and hospitality. To say there was no clock-watching is  an understatement.

When it came time to leave it took well over half an hour to get an Uber because of the weather and two stupid drivers. I would have drowned outside. They kept chatting to me and guiding the Uber people while we waited.

What a shit review, completely lacking in details and sounds like you’re touting them. You really should know better as you’ve been here a while.

As Gingernuts said, your “Amazing value / complete bargain” is completely subjective. For a middle aged bang average housewife (my opinion) I’d suggest it isn’t a complete bargain. Likewise the “perfect figure” is hugely subjective.

Sounds to me like you’re more impressed with the coffee and the mutual appreciation of all things Italian.

Very strange review.

[BogBog1]

Thanks for the review - tempting but can you provide a few more details of the actual service please? I'm not interested in seeing her on her own, but the idea of a MMF threesome (which would be my first) is interesting:

Does she/did she DFK with you, or only with her husband?
Does she/did she OWO with you, or only with her husband?
MOST IMPORTANTLY: is she/was she up for proper DP - so, you in her ass and her husband in her pussy? Or vice versa?

Thanks 

[finn5555]

I don't see why some are getting all shitty over this review 

granted it lacks some detail but its far from touting 

[Colston36]

I don't see why some are getting all shitty over this review 

granted it lacks some detail but its far from touting 

Thank you, Finn. There seem to be a depressing number of armchair male bitches on here.

All I was trying to was tell people about what I thought was an excellent deal. Why fucking bother?

I paid £120. She did suck me, to no effect. He was fucking her arse and cunt, no condoms, but I don't fuck as I can't handle them.

Sweet Jesus, what a pain.

[BogBog1]

I don't see why some are getting all shitty over this review 

granted it lacks some detail but its far from touting 

I fully agree btw. OP has upwards of 30 reviews and over 1,000 posts, so he's clearly a legit forum member. not sure where the hostility came from.... 

[bdyno]

Bit of a forum helper spat going on!!

I've often thought about seeing her but never pulled the trigger, mainly because of the £50 extra charge for anal (which puts her firmly in the silly pricing territory when you add that to the hourly rate) but also because it definitely seems to be pushing the service of the couple rather than just the woman.  Obviously you had the husband playing along, but it doesn't sound like you paid the £30 extra the profile says is charged for 3somes?

Kind of makes me wonder if the other extras are negotiable in a 1-on-1 meet...which would definitely be tempting.

[southcoastpunter]

Not often i agree with finn but i do on this occasion. in part because of what he said ie " granted it lacks some detail but its far from touting" but also because we have 4 good Mods on here and it's really their job, not ours, to keep members in line where and when necessary!

[Colston36]

Bit of a forum helper spat going on!!

I've often thought about seeing her but never pulled the trigger, mainly because of the £50 extra charge for anal (which puts her firmly in the silly pricing territory when you add that to the hourly rate) but also because it definitely seems to be pushing the service of the couple rather than just the woman.  Obviously you had the husband playing along, but it doesn't sound like you paid the £30 extra the profile says is charged for 3somes?

Kind of makes me wonder if the other extras are negotiable in a 1-on-1 meet...which would definitely be tempting.

Now that you go into it I think what I wrote could have been unintentionally misleading.

I am a bit of an odd case as I can't manage with condoms and I said I didn't want to fuck. It was all licking.

So I guess you would indeed have ended up with a higher price.

I still think she is very attractive with what I consider a fine figure: not voluptuous - trim.

[HawkG]

The bit that’s not clear to me is what was “too straight” about it. Do you mean you wanted to get sucked by the bloke too?

(I’m not judging either way, I’m just trying to understand the review)

[ico23]

Fuckin Nora ! What's this about ?

Colston has posted some great reviews. OK, this is not his finest work  , but is it not better than nothing ?

[Colston36]

The bit that’s not clear to me is what was “too straight” about it. Do you mean you wanted to get sucked by the bloke too?

(I’m not judging either way, I’m just trying to understand the review)

I like dirty kinky sweaty meets. It wasn't.

[sensualencounter]

My criticism is that there is nothing at all about the services offered / given. Merely about how lovely and friendly they were and how good the coffee was.

Yes, Colston has done loads of reviews and that's great but his other reviews have had much better details. Everyone on this forum is open to criticism, from established members to complete newbies. If this was a newbie, then there would be a huge pile on.

Maybe using the word touting is harsh but ffs it's fluffy as fuck. And from a self confessed sexual deviant, it makes it even more of an exception to his usual reviews.

[kuck]

As a forum helper myself, I feel I must add to this thread 


Do you know if she meets independently of the husband?
Her FAQ states:

Q. Will your partner be there ?   A. Yes, my partner will always be there for my safety and security.

[bdyno]

As a forum helper myself, I feel I must add to this thread 


Do you know if she meets independently of the husband?
Her FAQ states:

Q. Will your partner be there ?   A. Yes, my partner will always be there for my safety and security.

There's being there and being there though....  If he's present in the house, no problem at all.  If he's expecting to be present in the room even if he's not actually joining in, that's a completely different thing.

[Chatte Noir]

There's being there and being there though....  If he's present in the house, no problem at all.  If he's expecting to be present in the room even if he's not actually joining in, that's a completely different thing.

I suppose he enjoys watching his wife being fucked by a guy with a cock much bigger than his “ modest equipment “
A bit of a niche market  but Hey Ho

[Colston36]

I suppose he enjoys watching his wife being fucked by a guy with a cock much bigger than his “ modest equipment “
A bit of a niche market  but Hey Ho

He was very much joining in actually. It is a niche that fascinates me. I'm going to see another couple in a foursome on Thursday, all being well ffmm. I have a friend who's a retired whore but likes a bit of fun every now and then.

[Colston36]

As a forum helper myself, I feel I must add to this thread 


Do you know if she meets independently of the husband?
Her FAQ states:

Q. Will your partner be there ?   A. Yes, my partner will always be there for my safety and security.

She does meet independently, apparently, but he is always in the house.

I accept comments from others that as a review it was lacking in detail, probably because I wasn't that excited - or successful for that matter - but I think others might like what I didn't.

He and I got undressed but she kept on black stockings and off-white high heels. As I said before I thought she had a perfect trim figure.

I was under her for most of the time licking her cunt while he fucked her up the arse and in the cunt. I never got hard because she was perfumed -- the only perfume I like is cunt. She tried to arouse me with hands and mouth but failed.

They asked if I was unable to get an erection because of my age. In fact in six years I've failed about six times, three because paradoxically I was over excited.

I put the review up simply because I think others might well like her a lot. Not fluff; just fact, and what we are here for.

To make up for the experience I went and had a session with the fattest, filthiest slut I know. Ha! External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only+

[Chatte Noir]

I for one always enjoy your input Colston !
Keep it up mate

[Colston36]

I for one always enjoy your input Colston !
Keep it up mate

Thanks. Monsieur Cat! My French is not bad, but I never knew Chatte was slang for pussy ... seems so obvious  now! You don't seem to have tremendous luck judging by reviews. Mind you I spend a prodigious amount of time sifting and searching.

[princerico]

It's disappointing that some think that being abusive is completely valid on this forum, maybe it's because we're all fucking 'whores'.

No wonder people don't leave reviews with this level of abuse. Just stop, it's helping no one.

Having read all of Colston's reviews I knew straight (lol) away that 'too straight' meant it wasn't completely filthy or down right esoteric in its sexual practices.

And long may his filthy pursuits and write ups continue.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

It's disappointing that some think that being abusive is completely valid on this forum, maybe it's because we're all fucking 'whores'.

No wonder people don't leave reviews with this level of abuse. Just stop, it's helping no one.

Having read all of Colston's reviews I knew straight (lol) away that 'too straight' meant it wasn't completely filthy or down right esoteric in its sexual practices.

And long may his filthy pursuits and write ups continue.

I 100% concur with this!

Colston’s reviews always detail his filthy and fun exploits which I personally love to read.

‘Too straight’ obviously meant this one wasn’t the utter debauchery and filthy we’d come to expect.

Onto to next one dear fellow and lone may your filthy exploits continue.

[Colston36]

Ha! I have lined up Riveronknees, her mistress Alice and my friend Angel Lea who has retired from escorting but likes a little fun from time to time.

[themightyimp]

Thanks for the review - much appreciated.  I was seriously considering booking an outcall.  I know you have to be security conscious both ways but sending someone a valid form of ID - passport or driving license - WTF?  I would like to see their GDPR compliance statements first........

[Colston36]

Thanks for the review - much appreciated.  I was seriously considering booking an outcall.  I know you have to be security conscious both ways but sending someone a valid form of ID - passport or driving license - WTF?  I would like to see their GDPR compliance statements first........

My impression was that he is protective of her but certainly doesn't sit in the room while you're at it. I should say that Italians are very cautious. I have lived with one for 17 years!

[themightyimp]

My impression was that he is protective of her

There is no way I would send a copy of passport / driving license to a service provider FFS 

[Colston36]

Thanks for the review - much appreciated.  I was seriously considering booking an outcall.  I know you have to be security conscious both ways but sending someone a valid form of ID - passport or driving license - WTF?  I would like to see their GDPR compliance statements first........

Yes; quite OTT really.