Did a long weekend in Berlin and decided to give Artemis a go one evening. Following the previous review from a Friday (thank you @markmamailrk20) I decided to try the Saturday to see if it was any busier.
I arrived there about 8pm. 90euros for entry - they check your vaccination status and you have to buy an FPP2 mask for 1euro if you don't have one. The FPP2 are actually mandatory in Berlin but Artemis was the only place that enforced it that I went and you see lots of people about with normal masks on. You are given a form to fill out that says your entry time and you fill out your exit time too. You're supposed to write which whores you saw too, but the guy took it off me before I had chance to write them on my way out.
Was asked if it was my first time, said no (it was) and was given a grey robe. I noticed others had been given red robes. Just from eyeballing I'd say regulars get red, but this is a guess.
You are given two bands to put around your wrist. One is for entry and you can keep it on and return when you like through the day. The other is like a watch but the face just has a number on. This number is the number of your lockers - you get two - a small one to keep your phone, wallet etc. in. The other is a large one for your clothes etc.
I walked in and bam there's two fit as fuck girls naked collecting cash from punters. I though I'm in for a right time here. I had a look around first. There's the gym/porn cinema/pool/sauna/sky tv downstairs, the bar area on the middle floor and the top floor is the rooms for seeing girls. You can order soft drinks only downstairs, alcohol only in the bar area.
Looking round, similar to other reports, the number of girls is low compared to pre-pandemic. I'd estimate there were only 30-35 girls in there and maybe 50 guys. Got talking to a local and he said it was really quiet and has been since COVID. Lots of girls have gone indepedent, won't get vaccinated, have moved back home or it isn't worth it for them as the customer numbers are reduced. I'd say 5-6 of the girls were real stunners, 20 fit and 10 just okay.
Talked to a few of the stunners but didn't get a good vibe. Spotted a blonde sat on a sofa to the right hand side and went and spoke to her - Wasn't particularly warm but I just wanted a shag at this point and those tits in my face haha. 70euro agreed for half hour.
1st punt
No name (sorry), bleach blonde, huge fake tits, 33yo, Hungarian, sat on a sofa to the right of the bar area.
She definitely looked hotter in the light of the bar but still hot. Started off with covered blow job for about 5 mins, nothing special but got me hard. Asked for her to start on top and again decent but nothing special. Fake moans and clearly mind was elsewhere. Switched over to missionary and she let me fuck her as hard as I wanted for about 10 minutes. Asked her to go back on top. More enthusiastic this time. After 5 minutes I filled the bag. Whole thing prob 25min. Wouldn't repeat but was still decent.
After the punt you walk to the lockers with the girl and give them the cash. I went downstairs and watched the second half of the football. Went back upstairs ready to punt again and the number of girls had reduced to probably 25-30. Had a look around but no one really stood out. The stunners I mentioned before must have been busy or had left. Spotted a tall good looking girl with nice big natural tits. Spoke to her - agreed 70euro half hour +20euro for bbbj.
2nd punt
Nicole, blonde, big natural pert tits, 29yo, Hungarian, tall, stood just inside the entrance to the bar
Again, she looked hotter with the mask on/in the bar light, but which of them wouldn't. Started by rubbing her tits on my cock and sucking it. She talks dirty as she's doing it and maintains eye contact. Had a quick tit wank then she went on top, great technique and more dirty talk. Moved to doggy and watching her tits fly about in the mirror as I fucked her was great. Flipped over to missionary then finished with a long blow job / hand job until I came. Prob about 25 minutes again. Would repeat & reccommend.
Had intended to do 3 shags but when I returned to the bar area there were no new girls that I hadn't noticed before. Decided to leave and head out into Berlin. Left about 11pm.
It was a pretty surreal experience with fit girls walking round naked. However, the pre-covid reports sound much better due to the number of girls. Masks are also a downer. If I were to give advice, I'd say wait to see if the club gets busier before going.