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Did a long weekend in Berlin and decided to give Artemis a go one evening. Following the previous review from a Friday (thank you    @markmamailrk20) I decided to try the Saturday to see if it was any busier.

I arrived there about 8pm. 90euros for entry - they check your vaccination status and you have to buy an FPP2 mask for 1euro if you don't have one. The FPP2 are actually mandatory in Berlin but Artemis was the only place that enforced it that I went and you see lots of people about with normal masks on. You are given a form to fill out that says your entry time and you fill out your exit time too. You're supposed to write which whores you saw too, but the guy took it off me before I had chance to write them on my way out.

Was asked if it was my first time, said no (it was) and was given a grey robe. I noticed others had been given red robes. Just from eyeballing I'd say regulars get red, but this is a guess.

You are given two bands to put around your wrist. One is for entry and you can keep it on and return when you like through the day. The other is like a watch but the face just has a number on. This number is the number of your lockers - you get two - a small one to keep your phone, wallet etc. in. The other is a large one for your clothes etc.

I walked in and bam there's two fit as fuck girls naked collecting cash from punters. I though I'm in for a right time here. I had a look around first. There's the gym/porn cinema/pool/sauna/sky tv downstairs, the bar area on the middle floor and the top floor is the rooms for seeing girls. You can order soft drinks only downstairs, alcohol only in the bar area.

Looking round, similar to other reports, the number of girls is low compared to pre-pandemic. I'd estimate there were only 30-35 girls in there and maybe 50 guys. Got talking to a local and he said it was really quiet and has been since COVID. Lots of girls have gone indepedent, won't get vaccinated, have moved back home or it isn't worth it for them as the customer numbers are reduced. I'd say 5-6 of the girls were real stunners, 20 fit and 10 just okay.

Talked to a few of the stunners but didn't get a good vibe. Spotted a blonde sat on a sofa to the right hand side and went and spoke to her - Wasn't particularly warm but I just wanted a shag at this point and those tits in my face haha. 70euro agreed for half hour.

1st punt
No name (sorry), bleach blonde, huge fake tits, 33yo, Hungarian, sat on a sofa to the right of the bar area.
She definitely looked hotter in the light of the bar but still hot. Started off with covered blow job for about 5 mins, nothing special but got me hard. Asked for her to start on top and again decent but nothing special. Fake moans and clearly mind was elsewhere. Switched over to missionary and she let me fuck her as hard as I wanted for about 10 minutes. Asked her to go back on top. More enthusiastic this time. After 5 minutes I filled the bag. Whole thing prob 25min. Wouldn't repeat but was still decent.

After the punt you walk to the lockers with the girl and give them the cash. I went downstairs and watched the second half of the football. Went back upstairs ready to punt again and the number of girls had reduced to probably 25-30. Had a look around but no one really stood out. The stunners I mentioned before must have been busy or had left. Spotted a tall good looking girl with nice big natural tits. Spoke to her - agreed 70euro half hour +20euro for bbbj.

2nd punt
Nicole, blonde, big natural pert tits, 29yo, Hungarian, tall, stood just inside the entrance to the bar
Again, she looked hotter with the mask on/in the bar light, but which of them wouldn't. Started by rubbing her tits on my cock and sucking it. She talks dirty as she's doing it and maintains eye contact. Had a quick tit wank then she went on top, great technique and more dirty talk. Moved to doggy and watching her tits fly about in the mirror as I fucked her was great. Flipped over to missionary then finished with a long blow job / hand job until I came. Prob about 25 minutes again. Would repeat & reccommend.

Had intended to do 3 shags but when I returned to the bar area there were no new girls that I hadn't noticed before. Decided to leave and head out into Berlin. Left about 11pm.

It was a pretty surreal experience with fit girls walking round naked. However, the pre-covid reports sound much better due to the number of girls. Masks are also a downer. If I were to give advice, I'd say wait to see if the club gets busier before going.

Thanks for the report.

I will be in Berlin in a couple of weeks and was thinking of visiting for the first time but I am not convinced. It seems that the unique experience of it outweighs value for money.


Why go to Berlin for Hungarian girls. Are their no Germans around?

Offline maxQ

Thanks for the report.

I will be in Berlin in a couple of weeks and was thinking of visiting for the first time but I am not convinced. It seems that the unique experience of it outweighs value for money.

I think its great, if you're in Berlin you just have to go

I think its great, if you're in Berlin you just have to go

I am still undecided. It seems expensive when you include the 90 Euros entrance fee. I would probably just go one evening for a few hours because I want to the normal tourist stuff too.

How much are the girls roughly for an hour? Do you arrange a price for each girl individually regarding time, services etc?

I probably will end up going. I joined Seeking but not much luck there so far like I did in South America.

Offline maxQ

Prices vary, I was only there once but loved the place, just sitting at the bar drinking beer looking the naked birds is fun. @ €10 a pint its not cheap

As I was leaving I saw a petite blonde with the most perfect ass, just amazing. I realised if I didn't drink so much I could have fucked her  :dash:

Every punter should visit at least once

Why go to Berlin for Hungarian girls. Are their no Germans around?

The high majority of the girls in there were not German and the best looking were all foreign

I am still undecided. It seems expensive when you include the 90 Euros entrance fee. I would probably just go one evening for a few hours because I want to the normal tourist stuff too.

How much are the girls roughly for an hour? Do you arrange a price for each girl individually regarding time, services etc?

I probably will end up going. I joined Seeking but not much luck there so far like I did in South America.

I was quoted between 120 and 130 for an hour by most girls. Yes, you negotiate with all the girls individually but from reading other reports there isn't much room for negotiation on the intial fee, just on extras. You are free to approach them but they also approach you.

Offline nonuser

I'm visiting Berlin soo, and was hoping to visit one of these clubs, but may delay my first visit.
If I decide to delay, what are the best places for a SP or a massage with fun?

If I pay 90 Euros I will probably eat there to get my money’s worth. What is the food like?

Also, I read you are giving a bathrobe. Are you supposed to wear this at all times? For example when you are eating?

On the site it also says you should have your phone on you? Is this at all times or only in certain areas of the building?

Thanks.

Offline maxQ

Phones are left in your locker, they will kick you out if they catch you with a phone or camera

The food was OK IMO

Yeah they will give you a bathrobe, if you don't want to wear it nobody will care, they have two swimming pools you will see people swimming naked and showering, just relax and enjoy it 

Offline pusfunman

I was there a few weeks ago. Notably quieter than pre pandemic. Similar observation that it was around 35 - 40 girls. From speaking to one of my regulars they are struggling to get new girls in. They are very strict about vaccine/negative tests and a few girls have been refused entry for at least 2 weeks. The management basically do not want a newspaper headline of "FKK Brothel at Centre of COVID Outbreak".

Service was pretty good, sometimes a bit mixed. Some of the girls are now going for multi hour bookings as there are so few guys outwith Friday and Saturday. I did find the food to be not too bad. Seemed better than I remembered. I hope Artemis and other places do start to get better with more girls. It might take a while though.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2021, 09:50:27 pm by pusfunman »

Hi, another question.

I am guessing you can pay the entrance fee with a credit card? But how do you pay the girl? Is it cash only?

Plus if you have to leave everything in your locker how do you pay for alcohol? Never mind the services of the women? Do you have to go back to your locker?

Or do you just pay everything at the end?
« Last Edit: October 01, 2021, 07:57:17 am by tightfoot69 »

Hi, another question.

I am guessing you can pay the entrance fee with a credit card? But how do you pay the girl? Is it cash only?

Plus if you have to leave everything in your locker how do you pay for alcohol? Never mind the services of the women? Do you have to go back to your locker?

Or do you just pay everything at the end?

The small lockers are in a secluded area next to reception.
You leave your money there and take the girl to your locker for payment IN CASH after the fun.
If you want alcohol you buy bar vouchers at reception and carry them in your robe pocket.

Forgot to add, yes you can use a credit or debit card at reception for entrance, tokens etc.

Irish Dick, cheers.

I am in Berlin now. I am definitely going to try Artemis one night but want to try somewhere else as well. I know there are a lot of options but what is the recommended option?

Cheers

Horses for courses mate, depends what you fancy.
The swingers clubs like Insomnia are still closed I believe.
So you could go to one of the many brothels, lots reviewed on here.
Or a sexkino where you get serviced while watching a porn movie.
If you fancy roughing it, go to Kurfustenstrasse UBhan station for Hungarian street walkers.

Thanks. The Sexkino sounds interesting so might check one of them out. Are there many Asian Massage parlours in Berlin and are they any decent?

I am not interested in street walkers but might have a wander down there to see what it is like.

Offline Steve2

https://www.berlinintim.de/clubs-bordelle-berlin.html  is a good place to start

Aston and Stella are 2 good choices for 24hr brothels at a good price. €60 for 30 mins / €100 for 60 mins

https://aston-berlin.de/

https://stella-berlin.de/


https://www.berlinintim.de/clubs-bordelle-berlin.html  is a good place to start

Aston and Stella are 2 good choices for 24hr brothels at a good price. €60 for 30 mins / €100 for 60 mins

https://aston-berlin.de/

https://stella-berlin.de/

Steve, cheers.

Have you been to the two you linked? From reading it you seem to pay a basic price and then extras? Also the translation seems to insist you have to wear a mask?

Do the escorts in your first link generally accommodate? Again I have translated to English but it is still not very clear.

Some of the ladies look hot but I don’t want to haggle with extras.

Thanks.

When I was in Berlin I went to the kitkat club. Symbiotikka is on a Wednesday night and loads of fun. I have also been on a Sunday night but that was less fun.

Offline Steve2

Steve, cheers.

Have you been to the two you linked? From reading it you seem to pay a basic price and then extras? Also the translation seems to insist you have to wear a mask?

Do the escorts in your first link generally accommodate? Again I have translated to English but it is still not very clear.

Some of the ladies look hot but I don’t want to haggle with extras.

Thanks.

Aston and Stella are inclusive for basic service. Some included OWO. Some of the others offer incall but best to check. If you use Google Chrome it should automatically translate

Aston and Stella are inclusive for basic service. Some included OWO. Some of the others offer incall but best to check. If you use Google Chrome it should automatically translate

Thanks. So you got OWO included in the basic price?

I gave Aston a call and asked if I could just turn up and they said yes so I will probably go later tonight.

Thanks. So you got OWO included in the basic price?

I gave Aston a call and asked if I could just turn up and they said yes so I will probably go later tonight.

Probably going off track with this thread but I had a change of plan and booked to see this hot Brazilian

https://www.berlinintim.com/callgirl-melissa-48972.html

Pretty much just like the pics. What a body. She was more petite than I thought.

130 Euros for the hour but it was probably about 50 minutes. Kissing, oral without and the best part for me was rimming her. I only rim a lady if it looks good and is spotlessly clean. She had the cutest and cleanest asshole.

A very good punt before I visit Artemis on Thursday. Not sure if I will bother with anything tomorrow. I might go to a strip club.

Cheers.

Goldendolls on Postdamer Str is a very good lapdancing / stripper bar.

Goldendolls on Postdamer Str is a very good lapdancing / stripper bar.

Yes I have been searching some and that one came up a lot along with rush hour and angels. Do these places offer extras or is just a dance?

Offline pusfunman

Yes I have been searching some and that one came up a lot along with rush hour and angels. Do these places offer extras or is just a dance?

I’m sure I spied a bed in a room downstairs. Doesn’t necessarily mean they do, but suggests it’s possible. It wasn’t long before I left for Artemis as the hormones kicked in :D

Offline forent

Yes I have been searching some and that one came up a lot along with rush hour and angels. Do these places offer extras or is just a dance?

I agree with the comment above as I visited them twice back in 2018 and 2019 - GoldenDolls is very nice. Most strippers are very attractive. However i have seen (on both of my visits) that the most attractive girls usually sit with the group of boys who have reserved a table a d are always busy with them unless their names are called out my the DJ to dance on the main stage

On my second experience - When a girl’s dance finished, she came to me asking if I wanted a private dance. I said yes as she was really attractive. In the middle of lapdance, she asked If I need a Handjob .. she said she will charge €100 extra for it. I told her “I can go to artemis and fuck a girl for €100 so why should I pay that for just a handjob”. She laughed and agreed €30 in the end. Nice handjob… still expensive in my opinion but I was just so horny at that time…

I also found out later on that they got a bed installed in a room downstairs. If I knew that before, i would have asked about that. I am pretty sure for a right amount they would agree to that however I must warn that usually these strip clubs ask you to buy a bottle of champagne and then take the girl with you… so you end up paying €250-€300 for half an hour which I don’t think is worth the price

Not the best night last night. I visited Golden Dolls, nice place and some of the girls were hot but I just couldn’t part €60 for a 10 minute dance when it could be spent at Artemis later. So had a couple of drinks and then left.

It left me horny so visited Aston from the link earlier. About 5 girls introduced themselves and none of them were particularly attractive in the flesh. I picked out the best of an average bunch. I asked her for services and everything was extra. Her English wasn’t great so I told her no thanks. She started asking for €20 for wasting her time. I ended up giving her €10 to avoid a scene.

I then had a wander down Kurfurstenstrasse. Nothing much happening and only spotted 3 or 4 girls walking about.

Cheers

So visited Artemis earlier for the first. It is great and a rip off in equal measure.

A bit overwhelming at first seeing naked guys in the shower but you get use to it I guess. Bought two tokens for beer and sat down and girls starting introducing themselves. The first couple were hot in their own way but the third girl I just gave in. A hot Romanian with a great body and pretty face. Agreed on 30 minutes for oral without, CIM and she let me rim her. She tasted clean.

All together it came to €140. I doubt I got the 30 minutes but I had no idea of telling the time. She also said kissing was banned because of Covid  but a couple of girls I spoke to after say they offer it so who knows?

Afterwards I went back to the bar for my second beer and spoke to a few more girls. A couple can’t take the hint.

I have left there now to get something to eat. I will be back in a couple of hours. Would I return? Probably not but it is a unique experience. I will probably see 2 more girls when I go back later but will bide my time a bit more.

Cheers.

Offline insignia

So visited Artemis earlier for the first. It is great and a rip off in equal measure.

A bit overwhelming at first seeing naked guys in the shower but you get use to it I guess. Bought two tokens for beer and sat down and girls starting introducing themselves. The first couple were hot in their own way but the third girl I just gave in. A hot Romanian with a great body and pretty face. Agreed on 30 minutes for oral without, CIM and she let me rim her. She tasted clean.

All together it came to €140. I doubt I got the 30 minutes but I had no idea of telling the time. She also said kissing was banned because of Covid  but a couple of girls I spoke to after say they offer it so who knows?

Afterwards I went back to the bar for my second beer and spoke to a few more girls. A couple can’t take the hint.

I have left there now to get something to eat. I will be back in a couple of hours. Would I return? Probably not but it is a unique experience. I will probably see 2 more girls when I go back later but will bide my time a bit more.

Cheers.
i wonder how many times we passed eachother on kurfastenstrasse. Street girls asking 100 euro

i wonder how many times we passed eachother on kurfastenstrasse. Street girls asking 100 euro

I just saw a girl around there who looked hot as fuck. On her own with a short black skirt. I was tempted to ask her if she was available but she seemed to be on her way to meet somebody. 99% sure she was a hooker.

Waiting now to see this girl before heading back to Artemis

https://www.berlinintim.com/privatmodell-barbara-51846.html

She is running late so found a pub to wait for her.


Offline insignia

Have a look mate under the arches at bullowstrabbe station black haired beauty been there few years now. The 3 girls outside winter gardens want 100 euro. I got home tonight will do report tomorrow. Overall waste of 4 days.

I just saw a girl around there who looked hot as fuck. On her own with a short black skirt. I was tempted to ask her if she was available but she seemed to be on her way to meet somebody. 99% sure she was a hooker.

Waiting now to see this girl before heading back to Artemis

https://www.berlinintim.com/privatmodell-barbara-51846.html

She is running late so found a pub to wait for her.

So I visited this girl and she was great. Kissing, OWO and me rimming her. If you like that kind of ass it is just as good in reality than her pics. Also went over by 10 minutes.

I then returned to Artemis for one last punt and glad I did. A gorgeous Ukrainian. Great slim body, dark hair, lovely face, great tits.
Kissing(so the first girl was talking bollocks) OWO, me rimming her. €90 for 30 minutes. Cumming in her mouth was an extra €50 but wasn’t sure if I could produce after a third girl in a few hours so just came on her tits.

I think if I returned I would enjoy it more and be more relaxed. I am still a bit pissed off that I spent €140 on the first Romanian girl even though she was hot. Especially after seeing the Ukrainian girl.

I don’t know when I will be back in Berlin so it could be my only time but it was a unique experience.

Offline insignia

2 and half hors to get through pasdport control at Brandenburg airport. Absolute chos

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2 and half hors to get through pasdport control at Brandenburg airport. Absolute chos

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Is that you coming back home.

Thankfully I decided on a train to Prague.

Offline insignia

Yes came home but nearly went to frankfurt

Offline Malvolio

Hi, another question.

I am guessing you can pay the entrance fee with a credit card? But how do you pay the girl? Is it cash only?

Plus if you have to leave everything in your locker how do you pay for alcohol? Never mind the services of the women? Do you have to go back to your locker?

Or do you just pay everything at the end?

Depends on whether you want your credit card provider (and anyone else who might read your statements) to know about your punting habit.  My advice is to take a wad of cash with you when visiting these places.

Offline pusfunman

Depends on whether you want your credit card provider (and anyone else who might read your statements) to know about your punting habit.  My advice is to take a wad of cash with you when visiting these places.

There are plenty of good options these days for getting access to your cash overseas without the poor exchange rates you get in a travel agent. Things like FairFX or a bank account with one of the challenger banks work well. It'll still say a big withdrawal, but at least not immediately traceable to what you did with the cash. Just be mindful that some of the challenger banks, well mine at least, have daily withdrawal limits. I guess it depends how much you are splashing out on your mongering trip.

Personally I got sick of making things up when someone at a currency exchange politely asked "So where are you off to" :P

One of the few things that physical cash is good for these days...