Day 1 FridayArrived Bogota airport early morning, no transaction fees withdrawing cash at Scotiabank Colpatria atm next to bag carousels (Davivienda bank also later had no fees, others 13k charge). 30k peso taxi to hotel, check in to San Francisco hotel, £19 a night with breakfast, its south bogota near Santa Fe so slightly sketchy area but close to tourist stuff, good hotel actually. I left it last minute and know here and Ibis are girl friendly.
Went Tigo shop for sim card just round the corner, 55k for 1 month 8gb internet, unlimited minutes and texts.
Walked through santa fe rld on way back from tourist stuff early afternoon, I heard horror stories but honestly nothing worse than I've seen in a German rld though this is daylight, few druggies, lots strip clubs touts but easy to get rid of, it was quiet at that time, some ugly girls in what looks like hooker fancy dress then a few younger girls more moderatly dressed that were 100% doable but I would probably want to ID them, they just stand on the street or in the alcoves in front of the love motels. I'm the only gringo I see at that time and throughout my time in Bogota saw very few.
Later afternoon went to the La Mezzanines in north Bogota on corner of calle 104 and Avenida Carrera 15, nice up here not sketchy at all. These are a handful of massage places together, a good way to break myself in. As you walk up the steps on the corner, there is a sign for them, you walk round a corner and the girls see you on a camera and all of a sudden 4 or 5 doors open for all the mezzanines and you have maybe 20 girls all trying to get your attention smiling and waving you towards them, I walked up and down, a few looked good, one absolute babe, best looking girl I've seen since I arrived so went into her place, inside about 4 massage rooms. I will attach price list below, I gave 100k for 1 hour everything is included, tiny massage room, she strips off gives maybe 10mins massage with teasing and b2b then starts hj, OW, then sex on massage table. It's basic stuff but I enjoyed. After I cum another 10mins massage, it's only one pop so I was out in 40mins but 40min option wouldn't save you much as you can see. There is no shower so we both wipe up with a small water spray and paper towels. She puts her stuff back on ready to go again, so not ideal. Nice girl but P&d stuff in here.
About 7.30pm head back to Santa fe RLD, busier now and I still felt safe, just once I was stared out by a pair of locals, I just looked back and kept walking. I did loads of rounds checking out the street girls, it's an interesting/weird place, when you pass a strip club all the waiters try to get you in, I kept passing the same young Venezuelan guy outside one place and making jokes with him. I'd say as before most girls are poor but some diamonds in the rough and the odd girl that you think what the hell are you doing here, cute and innocent look. I didn't pull the trigger as I wanted to try the clubs. Walked into a few clubs and did a lap checking it out then left, I would give the waiter 1k for wasting his time when doing this and that way they don't stop me checking it out again later. Found one I liked and stayed for a beer 6k, had one dance which was 20k it lasted easily 15mins and anything goes I was playing with her pussy and sucking her tits, she tried to get me to eat her out but no way, twerking with her legs on my shoulders ass in my face, she asked me if I wanted to take her to a room but I wasn't 100%, I think 30mins sex is circa 50-60k depending on club and girl. I gave her 2k tip though. Girls giving dances in the main room and a couple on the stage in the middle, one had a guy eating whipped cream off her. Quality is generally low, just a few good ones in each club. Go back to the one with my Venezuelan waiter and stay here for a beer 7k, he speaks some english and chat for a bit and he keeps suggesting girls for me but not keen. Decided to go find a girl on the street and left the clubs and do another round but all the ones I liked earlier have dissapeared, you need to be quick it seems. I decided to just settle for one when I was about to go home, just to tick it off. Small Venezuelan girl (most people are Venezuelan around here) looked alright, 35k for 20mins we walk to the love motel down the road, the Venezuelan waiter sees me and shouts something with a big smile as we head into the motel, give her the money and she pays reception, I think 5k bit it's included, she was poor though wouldn't even let me suck her tits, waste of time.
Day 2 SaturdayMorning explored Chapinero area casas (brothels) using maps from ISG which show lots of the locations. I went in about 10 and quality generally low some were ok but not enough for me to bother. Prices like 30-50k for 30mins depending on place, but that's for very basic service.
In the evening I headed to Zona T this is in the north, really cool up here. Its a block of bars, restaurants and nightlife. I reckon there must be some good normal bars here with opportunities but I went to the known chica bars after dinner. There are lots of touts throughout the area and when they spot a gringo they try to direct you to one. I checked out a few, there just like brothels really but more expensive drinks and the girls wear clubbing attire but when you walk in they all line up for you. I had a nearly 50k beer in one and 20 or so girls just formed a semi circle in front of my table and all try to get my attention, I won't forget this scene in a hurry, a few look good but I had a bad feeling about the place, probably expensive too if the beer is anything to go by.
Head to pussy house a strip club in Chapinero area, 7k beer. When I arrive a girl on stage is holding plastic shot glasses in her ass cheeks and guys are taking them. Similar to Santa fe strip clubs, couple look good rest not so much.
Go back to Santa fe, try two clubs, serious party atmosphere with local Colombians getting drunk and going wild over the stage dancers, guys in the crowd getting more of those everything goes dances, I didn't stay to the conclusion but it seemed there was a raffle and the winner got something from the stage girl, probably a free fuck. See the Venezuelan waiter again, but no girls in his club I like. He said 6pm is when it starts to pick up in santa fe and to come back tomorrow but I think I've seen enough of that area.
Day 3 SundayJust tourist stuff no punting, most places close on sunday anyway I belive. Did download seeking and start working on tinder as been a bit disappointed with quality so far and it does seem to have more of what I'm after.
Day 4 MondayWent back to Chapinero to try the casas again, and again not much I like. One did stand out so I sit and talk, Venezuelan girl again, it's 32k for 30mins, 35k extra for OWO, after the Santa fe street walker I check I can suck her tits, "adicional" she says so I just leave, fuck that.
In zona T there are some massage places, prices seem to be 180 or 200k, for same service as mezzanines but quality isn't much better, so decide to go back there.
Hard not to break into smile when you walk round the corner and all the girls come out from the mezzanines. Few good options, I picked one from a different door this time and price here was 80k for 1 hour. Venezuelan, massage, OW and sex, basic service but the attitude is great and she is hot. Chat with her for a bit after, apparently thousands of Venezuelans have been moving to Colombia over the last couple years due to problems there, she has been here 6 months. She asks for my number to meet outside but no point as it's my last day here.
In the evening have a seeking date, I told her drinks then back to my hotel for a couple hours and I will give 200k + taxi (I'll add her photo below). I target more normal looking / cute girls rather than stunners, I actually think I can offer less for these. Meet at Bogota beer company, a chain of pubs here with craft beers, a good spot. Couple drinks, then to mine, cool girl, speaks good english, was shouting all sorts of Spanish at me during sex, finally the latin passion I've heard about. She has a friend in Cartagena who got her to downloaded seeking, she gave me here details and said she will show me round when I'm there, I got some pictures but I'm not 100%.
I'm outside Bogota now, If I stayed here longer I would just stick to seeking or tinder in the evening for semi pros and if I want to shag during the day I'd go mezzanines. I'll be in cali by the weekend, the salsa capital and already have some good seeking contacts on WhatsApp who want to teach me.
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