jessedin1 - Edinburgh Cowgate

[65percent]

Borderline Neutral from me here, but will go with the Positive as it was probably me, not her.

Recently saw Jess in a flat off Cowgate. Comms were good starting with a couple of emails via AW, then text messages on the day. She brought the appointment forward which was convenient for me, and gave good directions to the venue. Had more trouble finding the exact flat though, and ended up going past some guy sitting on the stairs higher up the block who looked shifty, almost the look of pimp/dealer/boyfriend killing time while his girl sucks dick for dime bags.

This feeling was compounded when I eventually found the flat and saw Jess, who was almost too skinny - even for me, and I like them thin - and I couldn’t help but associate the whole thing with a druggy setup. I’m not kidding myself that there aren’t one or two WG’s who do it to fund a habit, but I think I psychologically bollocksed myself when the thought entered my head. Apologies to the girl if I’m doing her a disservice, but like I said, it was probably just me

Anyway, another reason for the positive is that she had taken on my outfit request and “fished” out () a fishnet bodystocking and looked good in it, flat chest but decent nips poking through the garment. Tall-ish and certainly skinny, but this extended to her face which I found too skinny, with small features - small mouth and not great teeth, both of which made the DFK we entered into after she had stashed the £80 for 30 mins mediocre. I didn’t fancy her that much.

Another reason for the borderline neutral was I asked if she had any toys as I like to watch a girl diddling herself with one; she said yes, but then came up empty after rummaging around in her bag for a minute.

She was friendly enough, and quite submissive which I liked, giving OWO bordering on DT. Gave her a bit of RO and she was clean and fresh enough, but, following that, I started to lose wood during the ceremonial opening of the rubber. Managed a bit of cowgirl before I lost wood completely, and it was all downhill from there for me. Asked her to play with herself for a bit, which she obliged with, lying back and fingering herself, writhing and groaning, and I tried again with a fresh Mac, but lost my mojo again trying to open the damn thing, which seemed like a shitty brand in a cheap wrapper, and seemed a bit desiccated compared to your usual Durex. Another lacklustre couple of pumps from me in mish, holding her lightly round the throat (which she seemed to like), hoping a bit of mild dom might reverse my dick’s unexpected non-compliance, but, by then, I’d mindfucked myself, and knew it was time to hand my Man-Card in and chalk it up as a loss. Disregarding the fact that she probably couldn’t give a shit as she hadn’t been made to work particularly hard for her £80, and not wanting her know that I didn’t really fancy her that much, I did the British thing and apologised for my poor performance, to which she replied I’d give her a complex, so maybe even hookers want to feel fancied. Or maybe not.

If you fancied her more than I did, and didn’t let irrational thoughts put you off like I did, you would probably have a good time with a willing and friendly girl. Maybe on another day I’d feel it more, but not this day.

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[Uncle Buck]

Good review 65pc. Condolences the punt didn’t go as you hoped but these things do happen.

She was very much on my HL as I do like slim girls but having had a second look at her pics and your informative review I think I’ll give it a miss.

I guess you need to get back on the saddle as quickly as possible and find your next punt.

UB

[65percent]

Cheers UB, feel slightly bad at potentially doing her out of business, but, having read the 8 other positive reviews, some of them overstate her attractiveness, while others comment on her being more girl next door than model next door. I guess it’s in the eye of the beholder.

Was 50/50 as to whether I went BSS on this occasion, or see an indie, and, in hindsight, wish I’d gone with the other option, despite my only other review being a negative of Ruby at BSS. Have since had a much better experience there with Vivienne, which I’ll try to get round to reviewing.

Anyhow, you’re right, I need to get back in the saddle- was a bit out of practice before this one, which probably didn’t help.

[DickDiver]

Interesting review.

I've never actually managed to get an appointment with her but she is very much on my Edinburgh short list of 1.

One thing I find interesting is that the last couple of reviews have mentioned she isnt very facially attractive, but I remember a full face picture of her on UKE which first made me sit up and pay attention. Not sure if it was just an exceptionally good picture or whether she has subsequently lost weight and it doesn't suit her.

[Uncle Buck]

Wish I’d seen that picture Dickdiver as I was very keen to see her.

UB

[DickDiver]

Wish I’d seen that picture Dickdiver as I was very keen to see her.

UB

If she is reading this she may oblige and get the business booming again.

[S.X. MacHine]

Well, a chaqun son gout; each to their own.
I had my second meeting with Jess this week and, beyond agreeing that the flat in the Cowgate is a bit hard to find, cannot agree with the insinuation that she's into drugs. She is a thin person, but I saw no evidence to suggest that this is drug related. Nor do I think there is a pimp involved. Believe me, if I thought she was pimped or a druggie, I'd walk out.
The writer of the review didn't like her looks. Too thin for him. Fair enough. I had a longer meeting this week than on the first occasion and it seems she's a part time WG. with a life outside of escorting.
Anyway, as I have already written in my review, she's thin and is facially plain, not ugly (IMO). That said, she has legs and an ass to die for and genuinely enjoys sex. I had an excellent time and would revisit her, all things being equal.
The reviewer today didn't have a good time for the reasons he explained and, in fairness, did admit that perhaps his disappointment was a bit subjective. I have had a similar experience with a positively reviewed WG in the past and concluded that, for various reasons on the day, if the punt was unsatisfactory, it was as much down to me as her.

[ALDO12]

I reviewed her a while back.

She's not stunning but her legs are v good, owo, fk and responsive to everything/directions. Defo not a junkie

Would probably go back as fancy a tall girl again and there's not too many on AW

[FBman78]

Everyone has their own opinion I suppose, but just a wee word of caution to the lads saying definitely not a junkie and also to the o.p. none of us really know the lass, she could be an addict or she could be pimped or she could just like this as a sideline job, we will not know for sure.  I just found out a couple of my pals regularly do lines of coke! To look at the guys you would not have thought that but there you go! You don't really know people at all.

[65percent]

Didn’t have time to get her to piss in a pot and run it down the lab; had I done after the fact and she was clean I would definitely be kicking myself for mindfucking myself out of what could’ve been a good fuck. Like I said, apologies to the girl if I’m wide of the mark, but I’d be surprised if it had been the first time someone had thought it of her or any girl of a particular build and look. We all stereotype, sometimes accurately, other times less so. A chacun son gout indeed.

I agree the legs and arse were very good.

Gave her a positive in acknowledgment that it was probably as much (if not more) me than it was her. Maybe I’ll go back another day when I’m not being mong, pop a blue pill to make sure, and try to smash the granny out of her like I probably should’ve first time round.

[ALDO12]

Everyone has their own opinion I suppose, but just a wee word of caution to the lads saying definitely not a junkie and also to the o.p. none of us really know the lass, she could be an addict or she could be pimped or she could just like this as a sideline job, we will not know for sure.  I just found out a couple of my pals regularly do lines of coke! To look at the guys you would not have thought that but there you go! You don't really know people at all.

Who doesnt do coke/mdma/weed etc?

Doesnt make you a junkie 

[FBman78]

Me never have never will, but that is a by the by thing. Most people who take the odd line as they call it, struggle to go without, which makes them an addict by definition.

[Name Not Found]

Who doesnt do coke/mdma/weed etc?

Me, and a few million other people.

Doesnt make you a junkie 

I think the word is 'denial'.

[auldie63]

Who doesnt do coke/mdma/weed etc?
Doesnt make you a junkie 

What does then? 
Possibly being the captain of an ancient chinese trading vessel? 

[ALDO12]

Junkie to me is crack cocaine or heroin which are both highly addictive

Taking the odd pill at a rave or coke once every so often doesn't make you a junkie.

All those pints and spirits that you knock back do alot more damage to you and the NHS than the odd class A party drug...

[Uncle Buck]

Junkie to me is crack cocaine or heroin which are both highly addictive

Taking the odd pill at a rave or coke once every so often doesn't make you a junkie.

All those pints and spirits that you knock back do alot more damage to you and the NHS than the odd class A party drug...

If you say so Aldo but I’d think the majority, quite rightly, will disagree with you. The odd pill or coke is illegal for good reason. Cretin.

UB

[Edinburghdanny]

Certain seems a little harsh.

Alcohol was illegal during prohibition.

Everyone has their own choice how they live their own life.

I personally don’t take anything, but don’t think someone who smokes the odd joint/ takes odd line is doing anyone any harm. Drugs related deaths (except smack) are far lower than alcohol related deaths.

[ALDO12]

Ok Mother Teresa.

The odd pill with a little bit of mdma or binge drinking which causes violence, liver disease, obesity, cancers

Prove me wrong.

I blame the schools.........

[ALDO12]

Ok Mother Teresa.

The odd pill with a little bit of mdma or binge drinking which causes violence, liver disease, obesity, cancers

Prove me wrong.

I blame the schools.........

Correct. Only legal due to the massive tax it takes.

Deaths from ecstacy is almost nil in Amsterdam as people know exactly whats in it as there as testing stations.

There should be ones over here as well so people know what it is. It should be controlled

[ALDO12]

Certain seems a little harsh.

Alcohol was illegal during prohibition.

Everyone has their own choice how they live their own life.

I personally don’t take anything, but don’t think someone who smokes the odd joint/ takes odd line is doing anyone any harm. Drugs related deaths (except smack) are far lower than alcohol related deaths.

Sorry meant to quote this for the comment above

[Lilywhite]

Sorry meant to quote this for the comment above

I think it's probably a generational thing Aldo. I don't know many people under 30 who haven't tried the chang/mandy on a few occasions in their late teens/early 20s.

[NigelF]

Junkie to me is crack cocaine or heroin which are both highly addictive

Taking the odd pill at a rave or coke once every so often doesn't make you a junkie.

All those pints and spirits that you knock back do alot more damage to you and the NHS than the odd class A party drug...

I personally don’t take anything, but don’t think someone who smokes the odd joint/ takes odd line is doing anyone any harm. Drugs related deaths (except smack) are far lower than alcohol related deaths.

+1

Even though of course more people consume alcohol than drugs (although not by as much as many people might think), death and also other harmful health effects of drugs like coke, mdma and weed, is much lower with the drugs as % of total users, compared to alcohol too. Obviously this is mainly due to alcohol being more addictive and a significant number of people not taking it in moderation. As people have said, the odd/occasional joint or line isn't really going to do much harm. The only really "big issues" are with the quality/purity of the drugs but even then it's very rare for it to ever have a significant bad effect.

Correct. Only legal due to the massive tax it takes.

Indeed - tax and also due to it's popularity - most voters (such as myself) would be quite strongly against prohibition. Just like with smoking, if "alcohol" had only just been invented now, it's unlikely it would be allowed to be sold in the UK (given our current regulations and precautions we take with new substances etc). Even if it did, it would soon be banned due to the significant number of addicted people and problems it causes. It wouldn't have been given such a long time/opportunity to become so popular and tax revenue generating.

Having said all that, whenever I see something like "party girl" mentioned on a profile I do take it to be a small red flag because in my experience, while they're very rarely "junkies", they do tend to be a bit worse than the "average" WG. Of course there are still numerous good "party girls" out there and there are absolutely loads who don't advertise it but would either happily do it with clients if asked  or at the very least do it in their private lives.

[suckmyglock]

im sure all the child molestors said the same.  one or two is fine.     fuckwit

[Edinburghdanny]

im sure all the child molestors said the same.  one or two is fine.     fuckwit

I think you need to explain this one

[Name Not Found]

I think you need to explain this one

I assume the point he's trying to make is that everyone has a level of cognitive dissonance when trying to justify their own behaviours. i.e.

"I'm not a junkie, I'm a recreational drug user", is the same line of thinking as "I'm not a child abuser, I just had a lapse of judgement".

[DaVINCI]

Everyone has their own choice how they live their own life.

I personally don’t take anything, but don’t think someone who smokes the odd joint/ takes odd line is doing anyone any harm. Drugs related deaths (except smack) are far lower than alcohol related deaths.

l stay next door to a couple that smoke weed virtually 24 hours a day and due to the repugnant smell seeping into my kitchen made for blinding headaches. I don’t think at that time did l had a choice how to live my life 

[ALDO12]

I think you need to explain this one

You're comparing child abuse to taking the odd party drug?

Ok 

I do the odd pill. But not on the dole, have a good job, good health, go to the gym, don't smoke, don't drink every day. Certainly don't nonce kids.

Some bizzare analogy there.

[salty28]

im sure all the child molestors said the same.  one or two is fine.     fuckwit

There is a huge number of people that would apply the same level of puerile comparisons to our punting hobby in an effort to achieve their ideological goal of criminalising it entirely. They wouldn't be accepted as legitimate either. I think its best to let people get on with what they want to do provided no one else is harmed by their actions.

[NigelF]

I assume the point he's trying to make is that everyone has a level of cognitive dissonance when trying to justify their own behaviours. i.e.

"I'm not a junkie, I'm a recreational drug user", is the same line of thinking as "I'm not a child abuser, I just had a lapse of judgement".

By that logic, everyone who drinks is an alcoholic 

[DickDiver]

How the fuck have we got from a hooker being on the skinny side to discussing whether nonces think their behaviour is acceptable??

[Name Not Found]

By that logic, everyone who drinks is an alcoholic 

I wasn't agreeing; I was just trying to make sense of his logic (if there was any)

How the fuck have we got from a hooker being on the skinny side to discussing whether nonces think their behaviour is acceptable??

Welcome to the internet 

[NigelF]

I wasn't agreeing; I was just trying to make sense of his logic (if there was any)

Welcome to the internet 

Ah, fair enough. I probably should've quoted him but I didn't because his statement was such a ludicrous comparison.

[Mr Fun]

Also seen face photo sometime back before festival IMHO good looking.
Need to see her soon. Still looks hot

[S.X. MacHine]

How the fuck have we got from a hooker being on the skinny side to discussing whether nonces think their behaviour is acceptable??

I share your bemusement at the odd direction this thread has taken. I think the consensus is that the hooker in question is thin because...well, because she's thin.
A general discussion on the wrongs and rights (if, indeed, there are any) of drug taking ought more appropriately belong to General Topics.

[DickDiver]

I share your bemusement at the odd direction this thread has taken. I think the consensus is that the hooker in question is thin because...well, because she's thin.
A general discussion on the wrongs and rights (if, indeed, there are any) of drug taking ought more appropriately belong to General Topics.

I love that the outlandish concepts of small appetite, genetics and metabolism never made it into the discussion.

[FBman78]

Well that escalated rather quickly and unexpectedly.

[Jackson1]

Everyone has their own opinion I suppose, but just a wee word of caution to the lads saying definitely not a junkie and also to the o.p. none of us really know the lass, she could be an addict or she could be pimped or she could just like this as a sideline job, we will not know for sure.  I just found out a couple of my pals regularly do lines of coke! To look at the guys you would not have thought that but there you go! You don't really know people at all.

I wonder whose reaction  would be worse. You finding that out or them finding out you're on this 😂

[Rome66]

This might just end up in a discussion about ...mmmm let me think ( SEX ), should prostitution be legalised and

licenced ,

whats all this bull about drugs , life choices blah blah blah.  Remember what this forums actually  about .

Of course its my opinion only and  its good to be open to opinion.

[Name Not Found]

This might just end up in a discussion about ...mmmm let me think ( SEX ), should prostitution be legalised and

licenced ,

whats all this bull about drugs , life choices blah blah blah.  Remember what this forums actually  about .

Of course its my opinion only and  its good to be open to opinion.

Sounds to me like you've been smokin' something. Maybe time for a wee lie down?

[DickDiver]

This might just end up in a discussion about ...mmmm let me think ( SEX ), should prostitution be legalised and

licenced ,

whats all this bull about drugs , life choices blah blah blah.  Remember what this forums actually  about .

Of course its my opinion only and  its good to be open to opinion.

I read this last night and was sure that I was drunk. But even sober it makes no fucking sense.

Be open to the opinion that you typed a pile of horseshite into the internet after a shandy binge.

[FBman78]

I wonder whose reaction  would be worse. You finding that out or them finding out you're on this 😂

Theirs 

[HumphryB]

 

Theirs 

The "mental gymnastics" people apply to their opinions/thoughts are limitless. 

[Rome66]

I read this last night and was sure that I was drunk. But even sober it makes no fucking sense.

Be open to the opinion that you typed a pile of horseshite into the internet after a shandy binge.

Yup...busted.  red wine then opened the glenlivet . Even worse I had a flight to catch early doors 

[Clattypats]

Yup...busted.  red wine then opened the glenlivet . Even worse I had a flight to catch early doors 

Here's me thinking you were perfect aswell, smart arse 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230516.msg2348918#msg2348918

"Out the bathroom" is what it should have said...It's just common practice I have a shower before bookings...therefore subconsciously wrote that...Perhaps you could have brought it to my attention at the time...

Maybe you should set the criteria for how reviews should be written, as some common terms/phrases used by reviewers (not just me) don't seem up to your standards...

[DickDiver]

Chaos, get yerselves over to UKE for a gander at the fizzog.

[NigelF]

Chaos, get yerselves over to UKE for a gander at the fizzog.

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(There's numerous photos in her "media" section).

[DickDiver]

External Link/Members Only

(There's numerous photos in her "media" section).

There are Nige. We had been chatting about a face pic a while back, she posted another one tonight but it's gone already.

[Clattypats]

There are Nige. We had been chatting about a face pic a while back, she posted another one tonight but it's gone already.

Fuck, that was quick...Just checked it out about 2 mins ago...

[NigelF]

There are Nige. We had been chatting about a face pic a while back, she posted another one tonight but it's gone already.

Fuck, that was quick...Just checked it out about 2 mins ago...

Indeed, it was taken down very quickly.

Since I had her profile open in a tab, I'm able to send people a link to a thumbnail of the face pic - it's only 300x300 but it still gives you a good idea of what she looks like facially. Contributing members should feel free to PM me for it.

[Jock D]

Apologies for arriving late to the party here, but...good informative review OP.

As for the rest