Who? Lindsey_xxx
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External Link/Members OnlyWhat? 3 hour outcall
When? 11/03/2015
Where? My place
How much? £360
Why? I saw her despite massive dishonesty on the behalf of the last 11 so-called-fluffy reviews all of which have radically and deliberately understated her skills to keep her to themselves. Really glad I persevered but not happy with these fluffy c#%£s!
About the girl
Looks (face) No face pics on profile but will send on request and wow - pics are accurate and she is extremely pretty facially. Very natural looking.
Looks (body) Tall (5'9") slim and willowy, very tight. Natural small breasts which I loved. Again profile pics are accurate.
Services Another grade A proponent of the "MGIADSE". Delivers a very natural, intimate (albeit horny as fuck) GFE, that equally naturally escalates into sheer filth. Lots of very passionate DFK, OWO, deepest and most intense DTBJ I've ever experienced, RO / 69 / rimming both ways, various positions, A levels, lots of toys and lots of BDSM with an emphasis on the B and the D/s for which Lyndsey is utterly amazing.
Could not ask for a more enthusiastic service provider.
Attitude Genuine part timer doing this because she really enjoys sex - it's what I always prefer, but relatively rare to really find.
Comms Excellent - very prompt response to initial AW inquiry but this was early Feb before her popularity had snowballed. Requested face pics which were slightly delayed but we had not been talking about imminent dates so no issue. Discussed some of our BDSM explorations and was clear we were quite well suited. Agreed a date and booked via AW for 2 hrs. Followed up a week before the booking just to confirm and had a very prompt response with her phone number. Saw she was on WhatsApp so switched to that means of comms which I always find more efficient and let us easily confirm the details. Since then of course her popularity has snowballed and as I've seen that she is now taking bookings for May I asked if she wouldn't mind extending from 2hrs to 3 which she was happy to do (and man, so was I!!!) In all, great comms all round.
Visit again? Yes, already discussing dates.
Recommend? Yes, without hesitation.
Positives - Full-on passionate GFE from the get-go, quickly grew into an intense filthy PSE.
Incredible sloppy DTBJ skills, almost no gag reflex can go deeper than anyone I've met.
Ninja level bedroom skills all round.
Negatives - Outcalls only.
Actually seems to have a preference for those damned fluffy punters - fortunately I somehow slipped in under her radar.
Popular as heck so no last minute bookings - need to plan well in advance.
Knackering!
The Dull Bit - warning this is both fluffy and anti-fluffy so maybe no one should read it! There's been a lot of talk of late about fluffy punters on this board. Until tonight I had felt that these "fluffies" were mostly a harmless bunch who should be left to their strange ways in peace. But tonight I realised there is a dark side to these fluffies. I have discovered an evil conspiracy by a bunch of them - 7 I'd say - to review this girl Lyndsey but to deliberately
understate how fucking awesome she actually is in order to keep her to themselves.
These...reprobates...have no morals at all and must be stamped out before this evil fluffy curse spreads.
There are currently 11 reviews by 7 punters - all pretty much drooling and raving about Lyndsey. I myself yesterday was accused of becoming brainswashed into fluffiness when after reading said reviews I apparently started babbling incoherently about how I couldn't wait to meet her.
So the last thing I expected given the keen anticipation I had built up, and the clearly gushing reviews - was me to discover that the "fluffy brigade" had actually vastly understated the case. It's a conspiracy I tell you!!
OK, this is a bit tongue in cheek (just to be clear for those of you without a sense of humour, you know who you are
- and seriously why are you still reading this bit - just read the summary up top and then fuck off we'll all be much happier that way. NightKid I mean you!!
), but I did genuinely find myself taken by surprise by Lyndsey despite keeping up to date with her extensive reviews - each being more gushing / glowing than the next.
The obvious risk when building someone up like this is that they will just not possibly be able to live up to the hype but in this case the opposite happened. I was genuinely surprised to find that I simply was not fully prepared for Lyndsey.
She arrived bang on time, wearing an amazing figure hugging little dress over stockings and suspenders. I was relieved to see she is every bit as pretty as the pics she had sent me. As I mentioned I had been WhatsApping during the run up to the meet which had definitely gotten me hot to trot, and clearly had gotten Lyndsey even hotter. She was literally not in the door 5 seconds before her tongue was down my throat. No friendly peck on the cheek, or 10 mins (or
2 1/2 hrs for that matter) of chit-chat to warm up, full on passionate DFK - as you might expect from your hot girlfriend that you haven't seen in a while. Perfect start to the session.
Took her coat and offered her a glass of white wine - I didn't even make it to the wine fridge before she'd grabbed me and was snogging the face off me again. As the dutiful host I somehow persisted and dragged myself from those luscious lips to get to the wine fridge, finding it very difficult to pour us a nice Viognier as she was gently kissing my neck and nibbling my ears while I poured.
We retired to the lounge, sat on the sofa, had literally one sip of wine, and then she was all over me again. Not that I was complaining one little bit but if a sexually confident horny lady puts you off, needless to say Lyndsey is one to avoid!
So we forgot the wine and what followed in the first 40 mins or so was just an amazing utterly first rate sensual full-on GFE seduction scene that quickly escalated from vanilla GFE to filthy slut / PSE - intense DFK to start, teasing my trousers off then getting those soft lips around my cock before swallowing it deep...and I mean deep. Switching to my favourite 69 her pussy was wet as hell and tasted great, as dis her pristine little arse hole. Must say it was difficult to concentrate on the 6 end while the 9 was being hoovered lung deep but I somehow managed. Quite possibly the best genuine DTBJ's I have ever experienced but certainly top 2 or 3. Oh and Lyndsey's height was a definite advantage in 69 - as has only really only been achieved by one other WG we managed a mutual rimming session in 69 which was fantastic.
Had to fuck her at that stage so mac on (I had to open it as her hands were slippery from the incredibly sloppy BJ she'd given me) got her straight into doggy style, and she was egging me on to fuck her harder. I generally struggle to cum until late in a punt so was pretty surprised to be ready to pop this early on - I was determined not to waste it on a condom so pulled out, Lyndsey flipped over on the sofa so she was upside down just in time as I spurted into her mouth and across her face true porno style. Awesome.
Snogged and snowballed a bit til she swallowed but even while swallowing she was back snogging me and rubbing my cock to get me hard again. Sadly I am not as young as I once was so needed a bit longer, but fortunately I had a plan b) for just such an occasion.
We adjourned to my dungeon / playroom. Lyndsey had made it clear she was very into BDSM and we had discussed a few specific ideas / scenarios which she was full on for. To start with I blindfolded her and tied her by the wrists to my wall-mounted "torture rack" (actually is the old wall-mount from a plasma TV but is ideal as a bondage device - and she was blindfolded so wasn't to know that!).
I then proceeded to tease her at length while she stood helplessly, alternating pleasure and pain with feathers and a flogger before exploring her body with my tongue and finally getting her leg over my shoulder so I could eat her sopping pussy.
Then I brought in my
External Link/Members Only (SMG) which can be stood upright - and placed it between her legs, getting her to crouch onto it so it could thrust upwards to fuck her. I started the device off slowly and then built up speed gradually while kissing and caressing that sexy little bod. She was loving it as was I.
Unfortunately there was only so long she could comfortably maintain this half crouched position for, so - still restrained and with blindfold on - I guided her to the bed and tied her down face up, then got the SMG between her legs again pounding her while I climbed on for another 69, bringing my wireless hitachi into play and alternating between tonguing her and using the hitachi on her clit til she came.
As always with a 3 hour session a lot of it becomes a blur of different positions so not going to go into the complete blow-by-blow but some definite highlights for me were as follows:
Her face fucking is second to none as John_N pointed out. Over the edge of the bed she took me balls deep, had me grab her head and fuck her throat hard...quick breather then again, and again, and again. Never experienced anything quite like it.
Also she is an expert at cowgirl - if she wasn't so darned tall she could be a jockey for sure - never been ridden so hard in my life! Had the full length mirror beside the bed to enjoy the view and seeing that fit slim little body bouncing up and down on me was a treat.
Lyndsey certainly tested my fitness to the limits and during one of my recovery periods she was keen to cum again so I got her on my
External Link/Members Only. She rode it hard using my hitachi again until she came and squirted! I quickly got down and licked her squirt up. She was not impressed that I swallowed without sharing it. Sorry but I'm a greedy bastard what can I say?
Other highlights were two intense sessions of flat iron which is becoming one of my favourite positions. Deep penetration both pussy and anal with Lyndsey egging me on with filthy talk.
I suggested mish at one point to which she was like "really, that's a bit vanilla isn't it?" but we both really enjoyed it and even more so once I got her legs over my shoulders and went for it in deep stick - again both pussy and ass fucking were awesome and Mish style positions are always a favourite for me as I love to DFK with lots of tongue while fucking.
Also she brought out a lollipop at one point and we had great fun with that - we tried both pussy and ass flavoured lolly and decided that pussy flavoured was best. Also, lolly flavoured pussy was great, and the flavour really lingered. As an experiment I insisted on timing how long it took me licking her before the flavour completely disappeared and it was exactly long enough for her to cum once again.
Had a few long chats just cuddling and resting between bursts of intense fucking which as others have said were every bit as enjoyable as the sex. Definitely Lyndsey is the real deal for a GFE - great to talk to, bright, funny, got a good head on her shoulders in every way.
. I kind of figured we'd called time on the last rest but after a break I got hard again and Lyndsey did not hesitate - she wanted me to really face fuck her hard one last time and who was I to say no? Onto doggy and a final bout of flatiron pounding her hard as I could til I was knackered again, and for recovery I watched her play with the hitachi again while I fucked her feet, until she was nearly ready to cum again and I quickly stuck a mac back on and dived in to cum with her at the end. Simply magnificent.
Clearly had fucked Lyndsey's brains out - at the end of the session she looked at her iPhone and panicked because she thought it was 1.30am. In fact it was 12.30am. This was not even an analogue clock it literally said 0.30am. I'd fucked her so hard she couldn't even tell the time!
After dressing and saying our goodbyes she then five minutes later called me to say she's coming back as she realised she'd forgotten to take the cash off the sideboard. I was seriously worried whether she'd remember where she lived but fortunately she got home in one piece.
All in all this was one of my top four or five punts ever, no question. Lyndsey is the real deal for sure - a reasonably priced part-time English indie who is genuinely into the sex - horny, naughty, imaginative, everything I look for in an escort.
Only down side is - I really need to get fitter to keep up with her!
The Viognier remained mostly untouched during our session so I finished it while writing the review - so cheers to all the fluffy bastards who reviewed her before - she is everything described and more.
NightKid is that fluffy enough for you?
