What's So Special About Milton Keynes..... ?

[softlad]

Why is it that Milton Keynes is so well stocked with Quality Prossies ?
 
What is it that makes the Prossies flock there when after all, competition must be increased 10 fold.
 
I notice when you peruse the relevant sites, for sure the quality is there,
does this mean there are no mediocre W.G's in M.K. ?
 
And....as if the punters aren't spoiled enough with the quality, the Fookin 'Donations' seem to be reasonable as well !

[distressed]

Why is it that Milton Keynes is so well stocked with Quality Prossies ?
 
What is it that makes the Prossies flock there when after all, competition must be increased 10 fold.
 
I notice when you peruse the relevant sites, for sure the quality is there,
does this mean there are no mediocre W.G's in M.K. ?
 
And....as if the punters aren't spoiled enough with the quality, the Fookin 'Donations' seem to be reasonable as well !

I have been punting mainly in MK now for the last 7 years and have had very few below average punts and most have been very good.All the parlours are well run,have an  inclusive sensible  pricing policy,except for anal,a variety of hot young things & Milfs offering a variety of services from vanilla to PSE.There are also several well established Indi's.It is easily accessable via the M1 and rail.

[NIK]

I have been punting mainly in MK now for the last 7 years and have had very few below average punts and most have been very good.All the parlours are well run,have an  inclusive sensible  pricing policy,except for anal,a variety of hot young things & Milfs offering a variety of services from vanilla to PSE.There are also several well established Indi's.It is easily accessable via the M1 and rail.

Yes, but what those of us unfortunate not to live anywhere near is WHY is this now the parlour capital of the UK?

[MKDons]

Is it more a question that a very small bunch of extremely active posters on %%% create a wonderful impressions that MK is the centre of all the action, especially it seems the parlours under HOD management?

[Lurtz]

As a template for punting, MK has got it right: good premises, good maids, good girls, good service, and – as MKDons alluded to – good management.

When punters are happy – as the %%% guys appear to be – they will make recommendations accordingly.

[Keen Punter]

Yes, but what those of us unfortunate not to live anywhere near is WHY is this now the parlour capital of the UK?

I think now it is the snowball effect. Over the last few years it has built up a reputation of having quality establishments and quality girls. This will then attract more punters which will in turn attract more girls because they know they will be busy. Also it is a short hop from London and the Midlands easily accessible from the M1.

[whiterussian]

understanding police force has to be a bonus, akin to Mcr.

It baffles me how we have so many forces in one country but only a few adopt peaceful policies, why?

[MK Lady]

Is it more a question that a very small bunch of extremely active posters on %%% create a wonderful impressions that MK is the centre of all the action, especially it seems the parlours under HOD management?

So we have the nouce to be on the uk forums.x

Funnily enough, i pay for my advertising, pay my rent, pay my bills, update my website, do my own tweets, do my own rota's, organise my own property, do my own towel and bedding washing, employ and pay my own maids. Mmmm, does that mean I am running my parlour lol, dare I say...managing it. Boring trolling of the mk establishments once again MKDons.

By the way, are you the guy who came into madam beckys and tried to play me off against another parlour for discounts, he mentioned MKDons frequently through out our conversation lol.x

[tonyofstoney]

Is it more a question that a very small bunch of extremely active posters on %%% create a wonderful impressions that MK is the centre of all the action, especially it seems the parlours under HOD management?

You mean 90% of the women in Milton Keynes aren't really on the game?      

[Marmalade]

Yes, but what those of us unfortunate not to live anywhere near is WHY is this now the parlour capital of the UK?

I'm fortunate in living in Scotland, I can afford not to be too upset that Londoners and MKers speak as though the earth revolves on its axis about these cities. In Caledonia, the dogs of killjoy have yet to crunch punters and WGs alike completely between their foul rabies-infected jaws. I even manage to ignore the MK forum-based turf wars if they're polite.

[Brian]

By the way, are you the guy who came into madam beckys and tried to play me off against another parlour for discounts, he mentioned MKDons frequently through out our conversation lol.x

That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard! A bloke walks into a brothel and tries to negotiate a discount by talking about his favourite football team?

[tonyofstoney]

That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard! A bloke walks into a brothel and tries to negotiate a discount by talking about his favourite football team?

Perhaps he was offering a season ticket.  Personally I'd have responded by upping the price by 50%.   

[softlad]

I think now it is the snowball effect. Over the last few years it has built up a reputation of having quality establishments and quality girls. This will then attract more punters which will in turn attract more girls because they know they will be busy. Also it is a short hop from London and the Midlands easily accessible from the M1.

I'd love to see someone on 'Location Location Location' searching for a home in M.K.
And explaining to Phil & Kirsty......."Well it's a punters dream"   

[Brian]

Bizarre! I can only imagine the conversation went like this...

Hello luv. How much is it?...£60? No I'm not paying that because I am an MK Dons fan...How about £50?...Yeah I've supported them all my life. Well the last five years since we set up a franchise and stole Wimbledon's place in the League...£40 then?...And I'll throw in a programme from the last home game at stadium:mk?...Actually £30?...Especially as I have a cool mullet hairstyle like the MK Dons chairman so all your hookers will fancy me anyway...£20 then?...Where is Wimbledon anyway?

[distressed]

Is it more a question that a very small bunch of extremely active posters on %%% create a wonderful impressions that MK is the centre of all the action, especially it seems the parlours under HOD management?

Absolute bollocks,if MK wasn't as good as peeps say then the house of cards would collapse when non MK friendly posters visited the establishments there.

[Marmalade]

I think now it is the snowball effect.

So do they charge extra for snowballing?
 

[MK Lady]

So do they charge extra for snowballing?
 

Not at MKEscort, only extra is alevel.xxx

[MrClive]

Why is it that Milton Keynes is so well stocked with Quality Prossies ?
 
What is it that makes the Prossies flock there when after all, competition must be increased 10 fold.
 
I notice when you peruse the relevant sites, for sure the quality is there,
does this mean there are no mediocre W.G's in M.K. ?
 
And....as if the punters aren't spoiled enough with the quality, the Fookin 'Donations' seem to be reasonable as well !

Apologies for the bump!

Would you chaps say that the above is still true of MK in 2016? Or has it gone downhill at all?

[flybynightpm]

I've not punted in MK since October but... not sure why it would have changed...  MKE and MKA always had a good choice with a few indies floating around..

My gut feel why MK seems popular is: lots of accommodation to rent, fairly impersonal sort of town so odd comings and goings not a problem, there are lots of contract staff staying over during the week and its dead easy to park outside your favourite parlour...not too close mind...

[Sonny Crockett]

They have excellent ladies that are very reliable and have a great attitude, unlike certain WGs in other cities.

Also unlike certain WGs in other cities, you can book them on the very day, go to see them, and have a great time. With them, there is none of the messing about and pre-punt flaky bullshit that you get with certain WGs in other cities.

Also for me it is quicker to get to MK.