This sounds so familiar! When we're with friends they probably go home thinking, "lucky bastard, that mh, I wish my wife was as dirty as she is". She puts up a good story of innuendo and open-mindedness when with friends but when the bedroom door closes she might as well be wearing a 1950's ankle length winceyette nightie...!
OMG - so many of us are in the same boat !
I recently told a friend on this forum forum(via pm ) the following story.....When we lived in London my wife had a friend who was very attractive- blonde 5'8'' , long legs , nice figure, late 30's . I met her husband a few times and he seemed a really decent ,nice bloke....
One day my wife heard that he'd met an old flame via the internet and buggered off with her !! She was apparently older- not as
attractive.....
Al the 'girlfriends' gathered round in support of the wife. -----'what a bastard ' , ' how could he ' etc etc ........ It then turned out that the wife had had her knees glued together FOR THREE YEARS !!!!!!! WTF do they expect !!
I've actually related this story to as many people as I can (in mixed company,) hoping it might even make MY wife think it bit more....
I've even stated that if I ever met the husband I'd shake him by the hand and wish him good luck ! .. but none of this sinks in...
Another thing that pisses me off ( I'm on my soapbox now ! ) is the way these women lust after blokes in films or on the telly and get a 'moist on'...I feel like saying 'Yeah ..and what would you do with them ? .. read them a bed time story ? 'cos you're not interested in SEX !!! '
Getting back to hairdressers..when I was young ( from the age of fifteen ) I used to get my hair cut by a cracking blonde girl who I had fantasized and lusted after for many years. She was not only gorgeous but bi- sexual and very 'up front'
At the age of 22 (by this time she was 32 ) she actually asked ME out and for three months my dreams came true....she even offered me anal ..... oh happy days....in fact my only other sexual fantasy was with a girl I worked with ..blonde, fit , big boobs , gorgeous face, figure and up for almost everything ..I lusted after her for two years until one night all my dreams came true !!!!..............
....................and then I married her !
How things change.....
It sounds like I've got a bad attitude .. the truth is that these attitudes frustrate me because I ADORE women .....