Funniest review on UKPunting

[Ali Katt]

In you opinion what is the funniest review. This is my choice:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=5766.0

I did notice that although very clean, her hole showed signs of being well used and although I'm neither hung like the proverbial donkey nor a chipolata, it was a struggle to touch the sides! Think I just about managed!

[bigthickdick]

To me this:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=138187.0

Being beckoned to put my dick through the well documented pop up tent construction.
The hand though painted nails reminded me of Thing from Addams Family.

It got worse then because after some initial cock manipulation, a bit of perfunctory mouth action and stroking there was some mad tapping on the tent walls which was quite disconcerting. I eventually sussed that I should withdraw and then the Thing got very impatient, angry in fact:

[Happyjose]

This guy. Smell his cheese. Talented cunt

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104234.0

[bigthickdick]

This guy. Smell his cheese. Talented cunt

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104234.0

Omfg this is an excellent review, definitely one of the bests I've ever read. Good find, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

[mediumjoe]

 Superbly written, would make a brilliant opening chapter in a book,  just can't quite imagine if his day would improve after that, doubtful . Probably just about to find out that his wife's left him and he's got the sack - reminds me of Tom Sharpe's work.  Joe

[kiltedviking]

That's hilarious, I think our own Yorkshire frankwheeler and mrfishyfoo have got the knack for a good review, but they've definitely got some competition with this chap.

[freeze44]

This was a cracker https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150301.0

[Don Quixote]

This guy. Smell his cheese. Talented cunt

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104234.0

Comedic genius!

[pewpewpew]

I recall a review from YLF where he nearly lost his hardon due to megan trayner playing in the background. That was funny.

[pewpewpew]

Here you go:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99666.msg1186125#msg1186125

[freeze44]

Here you go:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=99666.msg1186125#msg1186125

Nice one...had me laughing...some classic lines esp pitbull 

[backofthenet]

Ha! Thanks for the kind notices. The review was submitted to the Times literary supplement as well but I never heard back.

And no, Jose, I don't mind being called a cunt. No way, Jose.

xx

[Link7]

Great thread. Read all the ones posted so far and hats off to the authors 

[CoolTiger]

Those who read reviews in the East Mids board will agree about MOTC reviews being funny. Sadly, he has not posted any reviews in past 4 months....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=11669

[Ali Katt]

Those who read reviews in the East Mids board will agree about MOTC reviews being funny. Sadly, he has not posted any reviews in past 4 months....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=11669

I read this recently it has to be one of the most surreal reviews.

[Marmalade]

I never read the long funny-novel reviews.

But Bangers' review of poor wee Rebecca was memorably fucking hilarious for the reaction. Apparently she didn't like a negative review. You probably had to witness it at the time to see how bloody funny (and honest) it was.
Thumbs up for the balls to go against the grain. 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90478.0