Swanwick, Hampshire - English_Charlotte - She's no pornstar TOFTT
External Link/Members OnlyAfter, my debacle last week
. I arranged to meet Charlotte. I liked her pics, she has an interesting writing style on her AW page and has excellent comms. Although, she is well reviewed on AW there were no reviews on UKP except for a domination one so it was a TOFTT punt. My "fuck force"
was really strong for Charlotte so I was prepared to travel all the way from London just to see her.
MEETING ARRANGEMENTAll done via text, she has excellent, friendly txt comms (the best I’ve experienced)
. She’s also on WhatsApp too which I like because you can tell if your message has been read or not.
THE PACKAGEI booked a 1 hr session for £150.
ABOUT THE VENUENeat, small, one bed flat in a discrete quiet location. There were no maids or pimps, she meets you herself which is something that I like. You see the bed immediately as you enter the flat. It was comfortable. Opposite the bed she had what I presume was a bondage table that had 2 hand straps attached to it. I didn’t use the shower so can't comment on it.
CHARLOTTE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCEAge: 20 (looked it)
Face: Pretty (7.5-8) -- Cute looking.
Breasts: Perfect coconut sized breasts, large areola, great feel but disappointingly tiny nipples
.
Stomach: I expected her to have a pudgy stomach but she doesn’t. It’s not roly poly at all.
Arms: Nice arms.
Ass: Shapely, pert and firm.
Legs: Toned, nice calves.
Feet: Nice well-groomed feet with nail vanish, short nails, and proportional digits.
Best asset: Curvy figure; really sexy.
Worst liability: Tiny nipples (freakishly small)
.
MY IMPRESSIONSI expected a chav but she was well spoken. I thought she had fuller lips but she doesn’t they were thin. She’s the girl next door type and she looked better than her AW pics.
CHARLOTTE’S PERSONALITY AND OTHER FACTSPersonality• She's smart, a bit reserved and submissive.
Quirks• She didn’t count the money
. She just took it and put it away.
SEX IN THE SESSIONKissing didn’t happen. I didn’t finger her or rub her clit either. I was too zoned into my mission which was to cum twice to waste much time with foreplay.
The BJShe has a small tongue and good sized mouth. I’ll rate the bj 6.5/10. She seemed to have bitten off more than she could she chew. I kind of felt sorry for her. She snuck sneaky wanks in between. I first asked her to make it sloppy; she didn't do it. So, I asked her to squeeze my balls at the same time with her free hand and she looked like a clumsy clown juggling some balls. She didn't seem in control at all. I don’t like prostate massage but I don’t mind some light anal play so I asked her to do that instead. What I was hoping for was a bj and rimming combo but I didn’t feel like asking because she couldn't handle it. I suggested we switch to 69, she smelt ok but her Vagina had a slight taste of urine
. I did cum but didn’t really get that suction feeling which I like and you expect when a bj is done properly. She said, she swallowed my cum.
FkingThe sex. After 4 mins. I licked her pussy and rimmed her (it was really tight). I asked her to face sit me but she started 69ing me again. Her favourite position is doggy but it’s probably my least favourite position because I have to be super excited to do it otherwise I just slip out. Predictably I did slip out. I prefer when a woman lies flat so I got a few strokes in that position and kissed her on her back. Moved to mish that was good; I got some good penetration. Then switched to cowgirl which was a disaster because she was completely out of rhythm. Then I tried to take control and that did not work either. This baffles me because I’m usually very good in this position. I kind of started to droop after that so I moved to the edge of bed to cowgirl with me in a sitting position which felt a bit better. I knew time was of the essence and I’ve never been a clock guy; I just tense up if I feel I'm rushing. I stacked two pillows and folded one on top the other. She looked at me like wtf
. I had to reassure her that she would be okay. Put her butt on the pillows and pounded away. This felt good, I got hard again and felt I was going to cum. Pounded, pounded…pounded… I felt I had cum. When I pulled out, I realised I didn’t cum
so it was a bit disappointing but I enjoyed it for what it was.
GOOD1. Friendly txt comms.
2. She has high energy.
3. She's smart.
4. She made nice sexy sounds (but no ecstatic sounds).
5. She did seem to be into it.
6. She smelt good.
7. She can take dick; different paces and depth. She didn’t moan about it hurting etc. She’s a trooper.
BAD1. Didn’t follow my dressing instructions that I gave her before the meet. Where I specified that I like light coloured underwear like pink and she should wear a mini skirt or yoga pants.
2. Didn’t understand what I liked even though I had explained it via email in 3 simple bullet points.
3. Failed to follow my instructions a few times during the session.
4. She left a bowl of condoms by the bed on the floor. Some were opened and some not. She said, they were NHS condoms, it’s a good thing I brought my own condoms (the Crown brand which are supposed to be super thin). I thought that looked tacky.
5. I know I had just rimmed her
but there was no need for a slight head swerve when I tried to kiss her on her lips (a pornstar would never do that
), she states on her profile that she rims guys so I don't understand why she was so squeamish. She was fine with me kissing her neck and head though.
UGLY1. Zero dirty talk
. Not even affirmations like if you say something and she says, "yes baby".
2. I didn't like the cowgirl position at all.
DETAILED SCORES ABOUT CHARLOTTEAttractiveness/Beauty: 8.0/10 (face score: 7.5/10; body score: 8.5/10)
Patience & Politeness/Friendliness: 8.0/10
Willingness to please: 8.0/10
Participation, enthusiasm and expression of enjoy: 8.0/10
GFE illusion: 7.5/10
Quality of available services: 7.0/10
Hygiene Standard: 9.5/10
English level: 10/10
Premises: 8.5/10
Smoker status: Non smoker.
Tattoos: One that I observed on the right hand side of her lower abs, she may have more.
Non-ear piercings: She has a navel earring.
Pubic hair: Shaved.
Quality/price ratio: Good because she’s attractive and looks fresh.
WOULD I RETURNYes I would for a long GFE session. Now I know what she actually does I would know how to approach it. She’s my type in terms of looks and I think I could make her cum with some slow foreplay.
CONCLUSIONRATING SYSTEM
★★★★★ CLOUD 9
★★★★☆ CART WHEELS
★★★☆☆ SPRING IN STEP
★★☆☆☆ FACEPALM
★☆☆☆☆ DEJECTION
She left me with a spring in my step (3 stars) but this is a border line positive review.
I rate WGs in 5 categories according to their likes using my own arbitrary labels i.e Vanilla, Vanilla+, Freak, Super freak and pornstar. I thought she was a pornstar i.e. did everything but she’s not at all like that.
I think she would suit Vanilla guys. She does do anal but she admits she doesn’t really get turned on by it. She told me, she’s only been in the game 7 months. In my opinion, I don’t think she will last long and I think she is probably going through a rebelling faze. She’ll probably end up going to Uni or something. She said, she’s from a different part of the country (which I won’t mention) than she works in and that her dad would kill her if he found out. Just imagine you were fucking her and he bust in
.
It should be noted, she usually finishes at 7pm and my session started at 7:30 pm so I don’t know if that affected her performance.
TAKEAWAYS• It’s important to speak over the phone to see what a girl is like.
• WG's like lists are deceptive and can’t be trusted
.
• Just because WGs fuck for a living doesn't mean they know much about sex. Very few of them do any research about it.
• For me 1 hour isn’t enough. I need at least 2 hours to get a good GFE.
