Mine snapped during foreplay!
Hadn't seen the OH for some time - booked a hotel room, stocked it with chocolates, flowers and champagne for a romantic evening
Picked her up from the train station back to the hotel for the fun to begin.
Rolling about the bed in just our underwear grinding our groins together when I noticed my pants wear covered in blood - thought initially it was her period but on pulling my pants down saw the horrific sight of my boner spurting blood from its banjo string!!!!
Thankfully I immediately lost my boner and the spurting subsided to a trickle and ended up running a bath to soothe my poor fella!!
FUCK ME!!! I shot out of that bath like a scalded cat - it stung like fuck!
My romantic evening was in tatters! Including my cock!!!!!
Went to bed with a pair of underpants tied around my knob to act as a bandage incase my morning glory caused more spurting!!!
Took me 3 weeks to pluck up the courage to have a wank and even then I could only bring myself to wank very carefully with my index finger and thumb
It must be the only time I've given myself a shit wank!!