What’s the closest you’ve ever punted

[webpunter]

Just did a price driven search for York

Grace_Bennett  /   External Link/Members Only  ?

EmiliaRose23 is the same price, however looks anorexic

There is an absolutely beautiful SP who lives about two minutes’ walk from me in York.
I’ve not met her but a while ago I enquired where she is based.
Her prices are astonishingly high hence my lack of further interest. But I walk past her apartments on my way into the city and occasionally feel the urge for a half-hour exploration 

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[webpunter]

From home 1 mile, though this is leafy suburban Surrey
Would have done a repeat visit but she dropped off Awank

In Barcelona for a few days
Did a search for knocking shop type clubs
Then i realised one was right next to the hotel & i mean right next to it
Out the main entrance & 15metres
Didn't clock it when arriving at the hotel in the afternoon coz discrete signage & lights off until later in the evening
Went in was OK stayed for a drink but a much better one 2km away

Now that things opening up again when it comes to business trips overnight / for a couple of days etc,
i look for where target Awank burds & parlours are & try to select a hotel which is conveniently located
Got to get your priorities in the right order 
On my [only] 2 visits to SandsSuperstars before it shut  i accordingly booked hotels in / near to Prestwich

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Just did a price driven search for York

Grace_Bennett  /   External Link/Members Only  ?

EmiliaRose23 is the same price, however looks anorexic

External Link/Members Only

Yes bloody thin!, be nice if she was down this way;)...

[Longlife]

less than 5 minutes walh around the corner from me.

[SeekingSteve]

less than 5 minutes walh around the corner from me.

Same here, wish I hadn't bothered either. Shite punt, should have saved the £70 and shagged the wife

[ZeroCount]

The next road along from my house, literally 20 seconds walk away. Vivastreet ad, texted and arranged the meet then got sent the postcode. Should've backed out at that point, but it was £20 for a quicky fuck, and I couldn't turn down the opportunity to break my previous record for cheapest punt ever. Luckily no repurcussions, it all worked out fine. Good shag too - cute 20ish skinny blonde rom, disinterested but a dead good P&D for the price.

[SYorksPunter]

Literally 1 minute walk from my office, some serviced apartments just next door. Bit hair raising but luckily nobody saw me. Went to see the girl again a couple of days later on my lunch hour which was a bit daft looking back but all good fun….

[Atrueyorkie]

10-15 minutes away from my place at the time. Student, had everything big tits, nice ass an definitely included in my top 5 oral received. At a time she was my regular and even picked me up once, I struggled walking to the car upright as mini me was activating. Even managed free punts/FB’s.

Moved locations and was never able to re-arrange a meet so scuppered a very local regular punt 

[bristolnick]

According to Google maps it's 0.1 miles away. The risk was part of the excitement.

Managed to see Scottish Sacha in Bristol on my lunch break once for a quick BJ and another time got 30 mins with happy ending prostate massage on my lunch break. Ass felt a bit lubey for the rest of my shift.

[wirehair]

In the next town 3 miles away - good fun shag off AW at short notice. Shame she’s long gone as it was convenient and an easy excuse was possible. In Newcastle had a FBSM from a petite gorgeous Thai girl in the flats that adjoin The hotel in the City Centre - 5 min from my room to her flat.

[Bopcrown]

5 minute walk
Neighbor was complaining about a woman in the road who was on the game. Checked VS and she was so I had a quick visit.
Unfortunately she moved the next month.

[BarneyBubbles]

Many years ago I saw a girl a couple of streets away on thr estate I lived in: this was in the days of cards in newdagemts windows.  Saw her a couple of times and she was great... I always got the feeling that she was a bit of an amateur making some extra cash.  Walked past one day and the flat was swarming with police...lucky escape I think!!

[bdyno]

Kind of surprised nobody has said something similar yet, but I've had a couple of girls do outcalls to my house. 

Does that count?

[willie loman]

went down the stairs with a girl in a sauna, then found out she lived 2 doors down the st, as ive observed before its usually more uncomfortable bumping into a one night stand than a wg.

[nbarnes]

A good Nottingham girl lives round the corner from me

Literally 30 seconds walk.

[Bonker]

Till our pubic bones were touching.
Funny question 

[Faraday]

They say never shit on your own doorstep.  Learnt this one the hard way a number of years ago.

Booked an SP through a classified ad many moons ago when I was in my early 20’s.  Ended up being the woman next door but one who entertained men while her husband was out at work.

She was a pretty tidy MILF to be fair.  Saw her a few times until OH at the time caught me.

All hell broke loose - the ex told the SPs fella, and even called my mum to tell her too.  We disguised it as an affair - mainly so her old man didn’t find out she was on the game and my mum would be none the wiser of my extra curricular activities.

Needless to say, I wasn’t living next door but one for much longer after that.  I still popped back a couple of times after that though too.  I think the danger element excited me a bit more back then.

Oh, to be young and foolish.

[sparkus]

There's been several times I've been too cautious and later regretted it.

Got talking to a bird on CL ad, sent me naked pics of herself (quite full chebs, very decorated with tattoos) and discussed services (naked tantric stuff).  Was really looking forward to but she wanted to meet in a public place first and it was just too close to home, I got spooked and terminated contact.

Vulva Street ad and when the postcode was sent it was mine! Saw her a couple of days later in the off licence and she was a tidy wee thing up close.

[webpunter]

Vulva .... 

Same postcode    Wise move to avoid if you have need for a tow-bar

What does CL mean ?

There's been several times I've been too cautious and later regretted it.

Got talking to a bird on CL ad, sent me naked pics of herself (quite full chebs, very decorated with tattoos) and discussed services (naked tantric stuff).  Was really looking forward to but she wanted to meet in a public place first and it was just too close to home, I got spooked and terminated contact.

Vulva Street ad and when the postcode was sent it was mine! Saw her a couple of days later in the off licence and she was a tidy wee thing up close.

[Faraday]

What does CL mean ?

I'd hazard a guess it's Craigslist ? Modern day equivalent of the "newsagent window".  How times have changed.

[boardyhell]

my mate moved a Thai hooker into his house with his wife living there
quite close to home

[MadMonk67]

The block of flats behind the one I live in is used by a touring regular occasionally. I've punted their twice but usually wait until she's slightly further a field to avoid the risks.

[fredhiggins]

A good few miles away now, but I see one in my home town who lives in the same flat I lived in for 2 years! A home away from home 

[webpunter]

Call me Dumm·kopf 

I'd hazard a guess it's Craigslist ? Modern day equivalent of the "newsagent window".  How times have changed.

[mikef2008]

A few years back my wife had a coffee meeting in town with a friend. I went along because i had a day off and when i dropped her off, i got a bad case of the horn. I dropped her off on tottenham court road and literally went round the corner to that place HOD had near Warren Street tube and fucked a busty English woman in her 30s senseless, then later went back to pick up the missus. Thats the beauty of London, so much choice or there used to be at least

[Walsalllad15]

I was at a Christmas party at a local hotel, party was getting boring, checked AW who wad working went out booked her and went straight up,  then back to the party.

[Robyorks1981]

Was working in Dublin once. Looking for a massage while bored in the hotel. Found a hot looking latvian woman and text her to arrange a booking. Turned out she worked in the spa in the hotel I was in!

Thought it might end up being legit but her stocking tops rubbing against my hands whilst i was on the table gave it away. Ended up leaving very very happy.

[webpunter]

Its an event like this which adds to the rich tapestry of our fave sport
Brilliant 
Great to read
Reporting back to your [selected fellow punter] real life mates did you mention - "you ain't gonna believe what happened when i was in Dublin !"

As a guest, & given a spa then a reasonably pukka hotel [not a 'Worst Western'], did you wander down in your bath robe & those slippers they put in the room ?

As an aside hotels must think that everyone has like size 5 feet as they are always soooo fcukin small

Was working in Dublin once. Looking for a massage while bored in the hotel. Found a hot looking latvian woman and text her to arrange a booking. Turned out she worked in the spa in the hotel I was in!

Thought it might end up being legit but her stocking tops rubbing against my hands whilst i was on the table gave it away. Ended up leaving very very happy.

[fatboy]

On the couch in the lounge when the OH was away.
Asked a reg round who stayed overnight.
When I feel a bit down I look at the couch and remember that night haha.
Otherwise three streets away if I remember  correctly.

[Robyorks1981]

Its an event like this which adds to the rich tapestry of our fave sport
Brilliant 
Great to read
Reporting back to your [selected fellow punter] real life mates did you mention - "you ain't gonna believe what happened when i was in Dublin !"

As a guest, & given a spa then a reasonably pukka hotel [not a 'Worst Western'], did you wander down in your bath robe & those slippers they put in the room ?

As an aside hotels must think that everyone has like size 5 feet as they are always soooo fcukin small

I never share my punting tales in the real world lol.

As for thr hotel and spa. The spa was within the gym and pool area which was in an annex next to the hotel so didn’t fancy walking across the car park in the robe.

It was a pukka hotel though and I never expected extras to be available once she told me where she was based. I would have been happy with a nice massage off a fit woman. I’ve never jumped up as fast as the moment she asked me if I wanted to help take her dress off!

I think the fact that I never pushed any boundaries apart from getting on the massage bed naked probably helped things. I just let her do what she was doing until the obvious brushes against my hand started.

[Maak]

Very bad idea, especially if you got OH

[webpunter]

As you mentioned OH it got me thinking
When OH was in play back in the day had a couples massage @ some very plush spa
The OH was like it will be soooo lovely getting massaged together
I'm thinking much rather having a separate room with at least a small chance of getting tugged off
Once i realised that this wasn't gonna be happening i dismissed the idea of sneaking some extra cash into my bath robe pocket
She was the one who mentioned me taking cash as a tip for the masseuse & i gave the look of 'what for ?' 

Weirdly started off face up on two massage benches about 6 feet apart
My masseuse gave me what appeared to be a furtive smile & started the stroking getting ever closer
After about 15 mins it was time to turn over or so i thought
The OH turned over & when i motioned to do the same my masseuse discretely shook her head
With the OHs face in the hole my masseuse upped her game
Faint brushes with the nails on the ball bag + shaft & massaging my perineum
By now littleWP has popped up & she massages all around rubbing her hand on my tummy brushing the shaft & helmet with the back of her hand
I saw the two masseuses wink at each other like it was a game they'd played before
She started off slowly 'testing the water' as it were seeing what my responses were
Looking into my eyes with a norty smile
I think i mouthed something like 'OMG / wow'
It was a kind of swirling motion by her so had my OH looked up she could have easily moved her hand away
It was mesmerising [edit:  the risk of being caught yet difficult to resist at the same time] 
No actual HJ tho it wouldn't have taken long 
Happy days

So how close = 6 feet
Might have been 7 feet tops

Very bad idea, especially if you got OH

[sparkus]

I never share my punting tales in the real world lol.

As for thr hotel and spa. The spa was within the gym and pool area which was in an annex next to the hotel so didn’t fancy walking across the car park in the robe.

It was a pukka hotel though and I never expected extras to be available once she told me where she was based. I would have been happy with a nice massage off a fit woman. I’ve never jumped up as fast as the moment she asked me if I wanted to help take her dress off!

I think the fact that I never pushed any boundaries apart from getting on the massage bed naked probably helped things. I just let her do what she was doing until the obvious brushes against my hand started.

In Thailand I did manage to punt adjacent to the hotel - OH wasn't well and told me to go out rather than sit in a sweltering room, we'd met another couple who we drank with a few times and I said I'd see if they were in the downstairs bar and just stay local with them, she was cool with that.  I obviously didn't mention that I knew they'd flown out the day before as she seemed oblivious to that in her state.  Actually when I came back she didn't even mention it or them, just asked if I'd had a nice time while she was laid up

Heart did skip a beat afterwards when we were out and I saw someone from the bar hassling passing men in the street.

[fredhiggins]

As you mentioned OH it got me thinking
When OH was in play back in the day had a couples massage @ some very plush spa
The OH was like it will be soooo lovely getting massaged together
I'm thinking much rather having a separate room with at least a small chance of getting tugged off
Once i realised that this wasn't gonna be happening i dismissed the idea of sneaking some extra cash into my bath robe pocket
She was the one who mentioned me taking cash as a tip for the masseuse & i gave the look of 'what for ?' 

Weirdly started off face up on two massage benches about 6 feet apart
My masseuse gave me what appeared to be a furtive smile & started the stroking getting ever closer
After about 15 mins it was time to turn over or so i thought
The OH turned over & when i motioned to do the same my masseuse discretely shook her head
With the OHs face in the hole my masseuse upped her game
Faint brushes with the nails on the ball bag + shaft & massaging my perineum
By now littleWP has popped up & she massages all around rubbing her hand on my tummy brushing the shaft & helmet with the back of her hand
I saw the two masseuses wink at each other like it was a game they'd played before
She started off slowly 'testing the water' as it were seeing what my responses were
Looking into my eyes with a norty smile
I think i mouthed something like 'OMG / wow'
It was a kind of swirling motion by her so had my OH looked up she could have easily moved her hand away
It was mesmerising [edit:  the risk of being caught yet difficult to resist at the same time] 
No actual HJ tho it wouldn't have taken long 
Happy days

So how close = 6 feet
Might have been 7 feet tops

Fantastic

[webpunter]

 

Fantastic

[Bonker]

In the original definition perchance?

[webpunter]

You've lost me
Please expand

In the original definition perchance?

[Clarence Boddicker]

Not going to lie, perhaps because I'm a lazy cunt and Londons large enough to be anonymous, when I search adultwork, I put in a 4 mile limit, because I can't be arsed to travel any further.

[guymids-72]

I've punted in the building next to my then office.
Nearest home probably 0.75 miles away.

[Joball87]

For me about 2 miles from home, but about 300m from partners work location - crazy but I got a kick out of that but won't be making a habit out of it.

[sparkus]

For me about 2 miles from home, but about 300m from partners work location - crazy but I got a kick out of that but won't be making a habit out of it.

Once I did it so close that any closer and I have to be dating one of the massage shop!

[stupre1972]

A good few years ago, I arranged a punt that I knew was within one mile of where I was living.  When I got the actual address, I had a moment of OMG - the lady was 3 doors from my in laws.

I did go through with the punt and thoroughly enjoyed it

[baildonrfu]

I used to live in a block of flats in Leeds well known for WGs - on more than one occasion I met with them in the very same building 

[KerachiDope]

Recently I reads a UKP review that a local SP (who I had on my HL) was even more local than I thought. The reviewer mentioned a pub the SP lived near and I thought Blimey! That’s my local! Literally across the street and 3 houses down from me
They can be good, or bad for me.

[anonyorks]

A good few years ago, I arranged a punt that I knew was within one mile of where I was living.  When I got the actual address, I had a moment of OMG - the lady was 3 doors from my in laws.

I did go through with the punt and thoroughly enjoyed it

No way, I had a long arranged punt when finally given the address details it was opposite my inlaws!. I didn't go through with it.

Favourite punting days where I had two regulars within a 5 minute walk of my office. Great lunch breaks.

[letsbeavenue]

Many year ago I was living in a flat . Found out the girl below was a escort . So had to pay a visit

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Many year ago I was living in a flat . Found out the girl below was a escort . So had to pay a visit

So you'd just tap on the floor a given number of times and like a Genie .. she'd just pop up'?.

To attend to your pop up;! ..

Most commodious..

[snaitram99]

So you'd just tap on the floor a given number of times and like a Genie .. she'd just pop up'?.

To attend to your pop up;! ..

Most commodious..

Wouldn't she have to knock three times on the ceiling? Or twice on the pipe if she was busy so the answer was no? 

(Musical reference which may puzzle younger readers)

[Hobbit]

Once I punted at a building that was literally around the corner to where I worked. It was a little nerve-wracking walking out and making sure I didn't bump into anyone that I knew. Sadly, the girl turned out to be not as attractive as I would have liked so it was a waste of £200.

[Bonker]

"One floor below me
You don't even know me".

You could have made a hole in your floor and slid down your fireman's pole.