After a week of grafting in Antalya I drew a blank. Got quite a lot of interest from local girls on dating apps who were clearly using them to attract punters but their price expectations were mad. They were wanting rates like 250-300 euro per hour plus payment for travelling to me.
I got chatting with a Turkish girl who seemed nice enough but was a bit rough looking so I wasn't pursuing it. She told me to only ever do outcalls in Antalya because it wasn't safe for tourists to do incalls due to risk of robberies, blackmail etc. She also warned me that some will promise lots of service and good rates but will then short change you in reality and make a huge scene in your hotel if you complain.
After this I changed tack and looked for a massage parlour instead. There are a few about but they generally stress no sexual activity takes place. I found a promising looking Thai place and booked in for an hour long 4 handed massage, it cost me the equivalent of about 50 quid. The massage was delivered excellently by two very pretty Indonesian women, one in her early 40s and the other probably mid 20s. I started off thinking this was legit only as they put some paper underwear out for me to put on. I obliged as it was clearly expected of me but within 2 mins of starting the older of the two girls literally tore them off me and threw them away. Straight away the anticipation got me at half mast. The massage was great and the younger girl paid lots of attention to my ass. On the turn they kept my cock barely covered with a small sheet and carried on with lots of hot oil. The highlight was the younger girl resting her tit's on my head as she leant over to massage my chest.
With what felt like maybe 10 mins left the older of the two said "excuse me sir, massage penis?", naturally I said yes and lay back to relax. Weirdly they then both left the room. I waited a couple of minutes and they came back in and both said "massage penis?" so I dropped the sheet and said yes how much? The look of confusion on their faces was odd and then the younger one said "no sir, you massage penis" and they both left the room again. Now it dawned on me that they were telling me to have a wank as they weren't allowed to do it but clearly my cock was hard so they'd left some time. I thought this was weird but had the horn so started playing with my dick.
Imagine my horror when the older one walked back in again with her phone in her hand and held it out to me and it said "your massage finished" on the screen. The realisation I'd misheard because of their strong accents while I'm now mid-wank in front of this poor woman is a feeling I won't soon forget. She pointed at my quickly shrinking cock and said "we don't do". What followed was me profusely apologising and scrambling my clothes on faster than I ever had before. I paid up, gave them both a tip and left as quick as I fucking could.
The moral of this story is if you're in Antalya I'd probably just either try to pick up a civvy in a bar or just have a wank (ideally not in front of a confused woman).