These Numbers blow my mind

[petergriffin]

Was talking to a WG recently
She told me she was 22 and had been working as an escort for 3 years now
She doesn’t work every day and averages around 15 bookings a week

I then worked out she’s had around 2,340 cocks over a 3 year period which astounded me for someone so young.
If she carries on at this rate she could hit the 10,000 mark into her 30’s.

It just blew my mind when I thought about it.

At an average of £100 per punt (midway between her 30 min and 1 hour rate) then she’s also racked up £234,000 over 3 years.

There will be lots of girls way ahead of these figures but it just made me think.

[Loose30]

Tax free too. Makes me wonder what they do with it. Can't buy a house with cash anymore, conveyancing solicitors always want to see proof of income.

[Heph]

She may be a very thorough individual who accounted for all of the following before mentioning them to you, but most people seem not to operate in that way. For starters, she probably takes lots of holidays, but your arithmetic assumes she doesn't. You can almost certainly eliminate 5 earning weeks per year for them; and, given the nature of the work, possibly 10: so that's between -£23k to -£45k of earnings off.

The rest is conjecture and depending on big-hitting factors like her location and the type of service she offers, may have vastly different outcomes, but her expenses: incall location, gear, travel, marketing, personal grooming, do all stack up. Like Dolly Parton said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap".

Pretty soon, she's deep south of £200k. Bear in mind this business's limited shelf-life, high burn-out rate and that this may represent her peak earnings. I'd expect talented, attractive and diligent city-based WGs to be able to 'earn' £60k pa (£180k over 3 years) - with some earning more, and many earning less. Competent WGs earning around twice the national average doesn't look quite so bizarre when you consider the above, and what they have to do.

[signy]

Tax free too.

This is always mentioned in these discussions, and I am sure that it is true for those escorts dipping in and out of the business or returning to EE soon. However, for a long-term established escort, they would be mad not to be paying tax. What they do is not illegal (mostly), and the tax man will not be interested in what exactly goes on under "personal trainer" or some such. Almost their entire life will be tax deductable (premises, cars & travel, clothes, makeup, food if away from home, and so on); the final tax bill should be relatively negligible. The alternative is that eventually the tax man will call wanting to know how a lifestyle is being funded (they regularly scan advertising of cash industries and cross-reference people and contacts, and I am sure AW is a regular check-up zone). Remember, they even got Al Capone in the end!

[king tarzan]

Was talking to a WG recently
She told me she was 22 and had been working as an escort for 3 years now
She doesn’t work every day and averages around 15 bookings a week

I then worked out she’s had around 2,340 cocks over a 3 year period which astounded me for someone so young.
If she carries on at this rate she could hit the 10,000 mark into her 30’s.

It just blew my mind when I thought about it.

At an average of £100 per punt (midway between her 30 min and 1 hour rate) then she’s also racked up £234,000 over 3 years.

There will be lots of girls way ahead of these figures but it just made me think.

There are far far more important better things to think about and work out in life...

[scutty brown]

Was talking to a WG recently
She told me she was 22 and had been working as an escort for 3 years now
She doesn’t work every day and averages around 15 bookings a week

I then worked out she’s had around 2,340 cocks over a 3 year period which astounded me for someone so young.
If she carries on at this rate she could hit the 10,000 mark into her 30’s.

So she'll be needing some of this


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[king tarzan]

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Have you ever used that?

[scutty brown]

Have you ever used that?

Not that, but similar
I've got a WWII army trouser belt inherited from my father which needs it to stop cracking. Very heavy leather with a brass buckle, ideal for ass-whipping

[ipreferbutts]

Tax free too. Makes me wonder what they do with it. Can't buy a house with cash anymore, conveyancing solicitors always want to see proof of income.

Wow, is this really true?

[berksboy]

Am sure gypsies cant just go in to a main dealers with 50 K in cash now days.

[ipreferbutts]

Am sure gypsies cant just go in to a main dealers with 50 K in cash now days.

Well couldn't you just deposit the cash in a bank, then use a cheque/card to pay for the house? You still don't have proof of income though I suppose.

[CheeseBoard]

Well couldn't you just deposit the cash in a bank, then use a cheque/card to pay for the house? You still don't have proof of income though I suppose.

It's about proving where the cash has come from these days.

[NicoleNibbles]

I shall have to remember at my next audit that I don't pay tax. Always love this misconception. (yes I am a WG I didn't see the option to have a wg profile when I signed up).

[Diddlydum]

Q. We have held current accounts with HSBC, Barclays and Lloyds for more than 30 years. We sold some possessions for cash and have around £15,000 to pay into our accounts. But we are concerned that the banks may  not accept this because of money laundering regulations. We do not have any records for the transactions. GE, by email

A. The Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) requires banks to have "adequate policies and procedures sufficient to counter  the risk that they might be used to further financial crime". In addition, banks must "identify and monitor customer  relationships". In effect, this is a requirement for banks to "know their customers" and be confident they are not using accounts to  receive the proceeds of crime.

There is no specific limit on cash receipts imposed by the FCA. So the attitude of the banks will depend on their prior  knowledge of you. We spoke to Barclays, which indicated that its response would vary according to the type of account you  hold and your history in relation to the receipt of large sums. It confirmed that your lack of records to explain the cash  receipts is a potential problem. It was unable to provide clear guidance specifically because that could assist criminals  who are trying to money launder.

This is from an article in the Independent, I think it's perfectly clear that the intention of the legislation is to catch, or hinder, organised criminal gangs or terrorists, provided an escort pays her taxes, I don't suppose the authorities would care how she earned it, provided she wasn't coerced. So why should she not be able to spend it however she desires.

[McSwell]

Nothing new in this I remember joking with a girl i kne pretty well tgat she'd haf more men than the Grand Old Duke of York.
Thats the nature of the budiness, if a girl is good at her  job she'll shag a lot of guys. If she's crap she wont

[Malvolio]

You're not factoring in repeat punters to your calculations.

[Tim Buktu]

Wow, is this really true?

You'd struggle to spend over £5,000 in cash in car dealerships, jewellery shops, etc nowadays. They tend to have floor limits restricting how much cash they can accept.

Businesses which want to accept large amounts of cash need to register with HMRC :

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[mrhappypants]

If you improve property it is possible to launder vast amounts of cash without coming to the attention of the authorities - this is what keeps the property market so hot in the UK.

WG’s generally commit 50% of earnings for accommodation and maid.  A few SP’s earn well.  I don’t think many SP’s get rich, but they do earn a lot of money, far more than they could earn doing anything else, quickly and with a level of control over when and how they work that is unmatched.

[ZeroCount]

You're not factoring in repeat punters to your calculations.

If it's calculated on her estimate of 15 bookings per week, why would you need to factor in how many of those she'd seen before?

[OakTree]

Obviously this subject has cropped up many times. There’s very good breakdown of WGs earnings by a punter Here reply #65

[TKovac]

If it's calculated on her estimate of 15 bookings per week, why would you need to factor in how many of those she'd seen before?

I suspect he means it won't be quite as many unique cocks the young darling will have had through her cunt

[ipreferbutts]

I suspect he means it won't be quite as many unique cocks the young darling will have had through her cunt

You must remember that these cocks will be covered in rubber (from the condom). So in reality, she's had a lot of rubber inside her. No actual cocks have touched her insides. Unless she's a bareback escort of course.

[GreyDave]

 Bear in mind this business's limited shelf-life, high burn-out rate and that this may represent her peak earnings. I'd expect talented, attractive and diligent city-based WGs to be able to 'earn' £60k pa (£180k over 3 years) - with some earning more, and many earning less. Competent WGs earning around twice the national average doesn't look quite so bizarre when you consider the above, and what they have to do.

Ive shagged some of the oldest boldest Working Gals around    some are still excellent value and give an above level of service when it cums to drainin balls/prostrate    such as John Terry`s mum looky likey    Lisa FF  who was 40.... 20 something years ago      External Link/Members Only 

Cash is no longer King here but I too have met many a girl who returns back to the shitty empty East European village and has a house built sets mum and dad up in a shop has Sergi learn a trade ect and then still cums back here as she can earn some times not everday but can get £1500 a day with mimimal costs . I was told by one she lubed up and dildo `ed her self 1st thing for comfort though day rarely did she encounter an equal size and rarly did a guy last longer than 15-20mins she said laughing at me What was that Miami Vice song..Its the lure of easy money.. Oh the Eu count Cash earned in the Drug and Prositution as part of Britians GDP  and we make a contrbution to this to them  F`n daft

[shagmore]

Figures are not that mind blowing, Over the course of 3 yrs I easily earn that, have a good accountant and OK pay tax but not as much as you would think,  but at least its all legit.
Would rather do that then have to have your brains fucked out by strangers every day, not knowing what you are going to be confronted by when you open the door (like us punters at times  )
Let them have the money, they earn it, I would rather be a punter than a prossie.

[Storm force]

My regular talks to me openly

She makes between 5000.and 6000 per month

She has sugar daddy who pays her 1000.every month as salary as he wants her to stay after brexit so put her on his payroll .he is also transfer two and three thousand quarterly to help financially . The guy wants to marry her

She only started last October and is planning  to stop work in March next year as she said its boring

She has built a five bed home in Romania and is,helping her son through university

[ipreferbutts]

Figures are not that mind blowing, Over the course of 3 yrs I easily earn that, have a good accountant and OK pay tax but not as much as you would think,  but at least its all legit.
Would rather do that then have to have your brains fucked out by strangers every day, not knowing what you are going to be confronted by when you open the door (like us punters at times  )
Let them have the money, they earn it, I would rather be a punter than a prossie.

It is mind blowing considering how easy the work is and how few hours she has to work. Think about it - for your work, you probably had to slog through 3-4 years of university, no doubt a few years of professional qualifications, then you have to slog through 50+ hour weeks plus commuting time and be mentally exhausted at the end of every day. She just needs to throw a few pics online, take a few dicks with rubber over them, charge £100+ an hour. All this while working part time. Your two jobs literally don't compare. Hers is light years easier than yours, however much you claim that having your "brains fucked out by strangers every day" is so awful.

My regular talks to me openly

She makes between 5000.and 6000 per month

She has sugar daddy who pays her 1000.every month as salary as he wants her to stay after brexit so put her on his payroll .he is also transfer two and three thousand quarterly to help financially . The guy wants to marry her

She only started last October and is planning  to stop work in March next year as she said its boring

She has built a five bed home in Romania and is,helping her son through university

Man, that guy sounds like a real chump. Sending her thousands a month because he's so desperate for a girl to like him. Men like that never learn.

[tantric talents]

She has built a five bed home in Romania and is,helping her son through university

Have heard similar many times.
Despite the newly introduced draconian cash rules by banks here, France, Germany, Spain etc. many of the poorer ‘EU’ countries still seem to allow ’”income” earned here to slip into their system.
It’s clearly much easier to do than many people think.

[shagmore]

It is mind blowing considering how easy the work is and how few hours she has to work. Think about it - for your work, you probably had to slog through 3-4 years of university, no doubt a few years of professional qualifications, then you have to slog through 50+ hour weeks plus commuting time and be mentally exhausted at the end of every day. She just needs to throw a few pics online, take a few dicks with rubber over them, charge £100+ an hour. All this while working part time. Your two jobs literally don't compare. Hers is light years easier than yours, however much you claim that having your "brains fucked out by strangers every day" is so awful.

Yep true, I enjoy the work, choose when I want to work, don't take shit from anyone. And am and have been able to do it for many a year, and the forecast is that I will be able to do it for many year to come.
Most time "commuting" is actually spent going to see Wg's !!
Still stick by what I say about not having to have your brains fucked out by strangers