Skim reading AdultWork profiles Instant rejection triggers...

[Dipper]

Some of mine are.....

30 mins: £100

Location too far/rough/ awkward to get to.

Excessive talk of camming/vids.

[Bangers and Gash]

Lengthy booking procedures.

Having more don'ts than do's.

Profiles written like a long novel.

Egg timer on the bedside cabinet.

Reading ''I only see a few clients per day'' bollocks.

Bareback pictures in the galleries.

Polack/Rom skunk pussies.

Paying for extras.

Silly rates.

No phone number.

 

[lewisjones23]

any WG from a nation that doesnt have English as the first language

[Brownfire2017]

When they say no blacks due to personal choice. That's rules me out.

[shagmore]

When their page is like War and Piece, I just want a shag, not to read a lot of shite.
 
Tattoos
No free gallery
 

[Stiltskin]

Available for a limited time only - Moving targets are of no use to me. I don't bother with tourers or girls that are about to quit. By the time I've found a punting window they've gone.

also

Require a face pic from punter - yeah right!

[dubs]

"Hello Gays"

"Hello Gentlemens"

Hidden feedback

Pictures made from text characters

[PatMacGroin]

Profile shows as green light available, and at the same time they're accessing from another country

[Hank Marvin]

Reviews from punters that say "take care of this one guys"

[jackdaw]

Crap pictures...which rules out maybe most profiles?

I work on basis that if photo is so poor that it would be impossible to identify whether woman is "fit", then she may well not be.

[bigmanbigman]

"Hello Gays"

"Hello Gentlemens"

Hidden feedback

Pictures made from text characters

+100

[Third Man]

any profile with 'HOT' in the name, eg AileenHot, always rom and if you did go see them they would be stone fuckin cold

[Spunky34]

"One day only in your town"

"Back by popular demand"

"I've been told I give the best blowjob ever"

Those stupid profiles where they try to draw a picture (usually of a pair of tits or a shapely female figure) with line after line of text

AND PROFILES WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN SHOUTY CAPITAL LETTERS

[Silver Birch]

Party girl

Courtesan

Outcalls only

[Dipper]

Party girl

Courtesan

Outcalls only

"Out calls only". Yeah.... + lots.

[Tonyleung]

"Elite" & "Courtesan"

[Symbolically]

Reviews from punters that say "take care of this one guys"

Treat her well!!! 

No I'll just kick the shit out of her, Fucking idiots lol

[fastnet]

Those stupid profiles where they try to draw a picture (usually of a pair of tits or a shapely female figure) with line after line of text

+1

[The Owl]

Miniscule profiles.

Offering bareback.

Poorly written profiles (text speak or really blatant that they have minimal basic English knowledge).

Extra fees for basic services I can get elsewhere for the same price.

Pimped.

Hidden feedback.

[Zeusthedoc]

any profile with 'HOT' in the name, eg AileenHot, always rom and if you did go see them they would be stone fuckin cold

I believe Ameera had hot in her name at one stage - solid punt!!

[streetstroler]

Last login , never.

[webpunter]

"bubbly' which really means on the hefty side / hefty

[fredpunter]

I believe Ameera had hot in her name at one stage - solid punt!!

+1 ... if having "hot" in the name means they're useless is a rule... she is definitely the exception

[Conker]

Tv/ts

>£70 for 30minutes

No profile picture, an no decent picture in gallery

Offering Bareback

Too fat/ to old

[cueball]

Offering bb

Accepting hardsports

Long lists of lecturing don'ts

42 friendly

Party girl

No pics

Bb pics (it might be hubby but I assume it's a punter)

Basic services on extra menu (snogs, owo etc)

No name, when I call I don't want to say "hello, is that cumdrinkingwhore... give me a made up name, doris will do)

Hidden fb... instantly binned

Courtesan... over priced princess

Shithole rooms... I'm not from house n garden but I also don't want fumigating when I leave.

Daft pictures drawn out of text

Wanting a punter face pic

Wanting a deposit

[Mr Garmin]

Any mention of domination and I am out of there.

[vw]

Mentioning giving rimming.   

[webpunter]

Shame you can do that with the OH when she starts giving you grief.  Assuming you have one 

Any mention of domination and I am out of there.

[Mr Garmin]

Shame you can do that with the OH when she starts giving you grief.  Assuming you have one 

Precisely

Why keep a dog and get somebody else to do the barking?

[PatMacGroin]

Shithole rooms... I'm not from house n garden but I also don't want fumigating when I leave.

How can you tell if her room is a shit hole from the AW profile?

Agree with the rest though.

[Gordon Bennett]

Profile shows as green light available, and at the same time they're accessing from another country

Dunno if it's bullshit cos I'm not a techy but I read somewhere recently that she (or Sergei) could be using a VPN that's hiding or scrambling her location. Maybe if green light is showing it's worth a speculative call or text rather than assuming she is in Hungary or wherever at that moment? I grant you it is a bit offputting though.

[cueball]

How can you tell if her room is a shit hole from the AW profile?

Some pics you can see in the background it's a shithole.

[lewisjones23]

How can you tell if her room is a shit hole from the AW profile?

Agree with the rest though.

looking at the background on her pictures

[livingalife]

any profile with 'HOT' in the name, eg AileenHot, always rom and if you did go see them they would be stone fuckin cold

Yes, that and "Sweety". Especially when they can't spell properly and write it as "sweaty". Nice. Because that's what I'm looking for in a girl: sweat.

[PatMacGroin]

Some pics you can see in the background it's a shithole.

Fair enough. Didn't think of that. But I'll look out for it in future.

I think maybe where I have seen pics like that the WG herself also looked ropey, so I moved on before looking much closer.

[Horizontal pleasures]

all of the above.

[DonDickDraper]

A few:

If Nationality==Romanian or British, instant out
If UKP feedback is non-existent, then its a no for me unless I'm feeling like TOFTT
If bareback/unprotected sex is a like
If Owo is a dislike
If Owo is extra (probably won't be very enthusiastic about it. Girls that like sucking don't charge extra)
If CIM is part of her likes, but on her profile it says extra and the 'extra' is > £20

[Chorley]

Barebackers!!!
0 AW feedback
Ridiculous booking procedures.
Overly shopped pics
War and peace profiles/profiles with one line/profiles with bad grammar & spelling; just smacks of laziness.
"I'm Degree educated". 
"Courtesan"
There are more but I can't think of them just now.

[lewisjones23]

A few:

If Nationality==Romanian or British, instant out

What Nationality WG do you punt then?

[DrConners]

What Nationality WG do you punt then?

That had me puzzled too ? 

[Home Alone]

Any mention of domination and I am out of there.

Don't understand this, Mr G.

Why not just refine your search to exclude any WG who 'Likes' BDSM? 

[goldwing1]

Those stupid pictures where they have a dogs nose

[n1 jack]

offers BB!!

[Horizontal pleasures]

mistake sorry

[Scotpunter]

My biggest turnoff when looking through profiles is obviously photoshopped pics.

[Tig101]

If the photos background  show its a shithole.

Hidden bellies, claim size 10 but no pics of bare midriff.

[wannabe]

profiles written in txt spk.

[Anadin]

Number one is obviously an unattractive profile pic but assuming I got past that then it's the following for me.

Romanian, it would take a large amount of insanely positive reviews for me to consider seeing a Romanian escort.

Crappy pics, if I don't really know what you look like I'm not going to waste my time.

Price too high

WGs who seem to think they're too good for the industry, a cut above every one else.

[fisherofsouls]

Offering bb

Accepting hardsports

Long lists of lecturing don'ts

42 friendly

Party girl

No pics

Bb pics (it might be hubby but I assume it's a punter)

Basic services on extra menu (snogs, owo etc)

No name, when I call I don't want to say "hello, is that cumdrinkingwhore... give me a made up name, doris will do)

Hidden fb... instantly binned

Courtesan... over priced princess

Shithole rooms... I'm not from house n garden but I also don't want fumigating when I leave.

Daft pictures drawn out of text

Wanting a punter face pic

Wanting a deposit

What's that mean when it's at home ?

[DonDickDraper]

What Nationality WG do you punt then?

That had me puzzled too ? 

There's plenty of choice lads.
Best punts have been with Polish girls so they're my number 1 pick.
Hungarian girls are a plenty nowadays. Bulgarian girls are rising in number. And the country is awash with Brazilians.
As Trump might say there's a TREMENDOUS variety, believe me.