Biggest turn offs !

[Bangers and Gash]

read my reviews; enjoy.

 

[madmania]

read my reviews; enjoy.

You do bareback? 

[pking_paul]

This stupid fad of having bows tattooed on the backs of legs - The ultimate pro$$ie stamp of authenticity. 

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Is this a petite young lass who worked out of harbour side in Bristol may I ask? 

[MrMatrix]

Its well tacky, no matter where she worked.

[txitxi]

Bad hygenie.
Fakes - Boobs, ass etc.
Lying - Pics, service list
Smoking
Too much tattoos, makeup
Not following though agreed dress request


Other Shit
asking 200£+ per hour with no reviews
Lack of face pictures, ending in bait and switch
Shit comms

[Horizontal pleasures]

Bad hygenie.
Fakes - Boobs, ass etc.
Lying - Pics, service list
Smoking
Too much tattoos, makeup
Not following though agreed dress request


Other Shit
asking 200£+ per hour with no reviews
Lack of face pictures, ending in bait and switch
Shit comms

You mention shit, all shit belongs down the bog and the bog should be clean.

[madmania]

I think he meant other shit as in a category?

But generally yes, shit isn't a turn on

[stokiemike]

Fucking a sexy Roman babe about 6 months ago in a dingy terrace in Stoke on Trent - all rubbered up - in mid flow she said, "You can fuck me bareback and cum inside - but that's extra".

Biggest cure for a hard on - ever........

[BlueRock]

Gotta be:
Saggy tits like a potato in a sock or spaniels ears
Possibly worst is tattoos especially on tits. Why oh why do ladies do it. Its like putting a naff car sticker on a Ferrari it just makes things shit.

[Jonestown]

Gotta be:
Saggy tits like a potato in a sock or spaniels ears
Possibly worst is tattoos especially on tits. Why oh why do ladies do it. Its like putting a naff car sticker on a Ferrari it just makes things shit.

I could learn to live with a Ferrari sporting a naff sticker, but on the other hand, a reekin fanny or smokers pall will see me on my way.

[Bangers and Gash]

Is this a petite young lass who worked out of harbour side in Bristol may I ask? 

What, the one with the hospital body? 

[Brazilian Martian]

Fucking a sexy Roman babe about 6 months ago in a dingy terrace in Stoke on Trent - all rubbered up - in mid flow she said, "You can fuck me bareback and cum inside - but that's extra".

Biggest cure for a hard on - ever........

 

[Littlefoot]

BIG FEET!!

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[purple_t]

Hairs above the arsehole
Dirty fingernails / toenails
Bitten fingernails
Bad breath
Self-harm scars
Loose stomach / obvious signs of having had a kid
Saggy tits
Nipple hairs
Tattoos in general but especially typically trashy tattoos (hand tattoos, tit tattoos and so on)
The sound of other people in the premises
Shit hygiene / attitude

[kamu]

A big fat turd in her underpants.

[madmania]

A big fat turd in her underpants.

Come on man don't you think you are being more than a little bit unreasonable? How can anyone meet exacting demands as high as yours? 

[kamu]

Come on man don't you think you are being more than a little bit unreasonable? How can anyone meet exacting demands as high as yours? 

Im sorry I didnt realise it was a normal trait for wgs.

[Littlefoot]

A big fat turd in her underpants.

 

[ruffler]

Come on man don't you think you are being more than a little bit unreasonable? How can anyone meet exacting demands as high as yours? 

And you would be in her underpants for WHAT reason ?? 

Sorry pal - door WAS open 

[BlueRock]

Haha brilliant,
Did once look in a ladies dirty laundry basket (it was open) and she'd left a pair of pants on the top of the pile with a huge skid mark in em.
I don't make a habit of looking through stuff but if they leave a bra or a dress about I'm gonna check the sizes WG or civvie both are liars about sizes. Skidmarks was a civvie BTW.

[Horizontal pleasures]

quote from a recent review
worrying offputting (otherwise a positive review).

"One thing that I did note is that whatever shower gel or perfume she used was very strong, not unpleasant but I could still smell it strongly when I got home even after a 20 min drive with the windows open. I am single so it doesn't bother me but for punters with other halves it might be a problem."

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128708.0

[dave_59]

She opens the doors and say ..... Hello Dad what you doing here.

[CoolTiger]

quote from a recent review
worrying offputting (otherwise a positive review).

"One thing that I did note is that whatever shower gel or perfume she used was very strong, not unpleasant but I could still smell it strongly when I got home even after a 20 min drive with the windows open. I am single so it doesn't bother me but for punters with other halves it might be a problem."

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128708.0

Should you find yourself under these circumstances, drive to a nearby petrol station, pretending to fill up, but then accidentally spill some petrol or diesel over your hands. The petrol/diesel stench will easily overpower the the perfume/shower gel smell.

Previously mentioned in quite a few threads.... 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=117430.msg1351030#msg1351030

[CoolTiger]

She opens the doors and say ..... Hello Dad what you doing here.

I heard it from a very close friend that you were working as an escort. I didn't believe him, so thought I'd come out and check for myself.... honest!!   

[slow and low]

Smoking bloody hate it.

[hsn23]

It's been said before but bad attitude for sure.

[El Jefe]

Sweaty smelling pussy - never smelt a fish one thankfully
Bad breath
WG's who will only suck the head
Toothy blowjobs

[Horizontal pleasures]

Smoking bloody hate it.

+1000

[Home Alone]

As someone who's not smoked for over 30 years, I quite enjoy kissing a WG who smokes.

Then, especially if I'm enjoying the meet and would want to see her again, I kinda wish she wouldn't because of the cancer risk to her as a human being.

[gg_123]

Tried to think of something physical.. then I realised the biggest turn off for me is something psychological.
Its if she seems disinterested - thats a real tingle killer for me.

(I know its a paid for act, but I'm paying for the illusion too, not just access to tna) 

Definitely agreed. Just a mere change in attitude has the power to make or break the whole punt. A simple huff and puff of a disinterested moan is enough to bring it down. I've often overlooked physical let downs due to an accommodating and enthusiastic attitude.

[cognito]

Poor grammar and spelling on a profile page. It is after all the WG's CV. I don't mind the odd typo or even unconventional choice of words but basic literacy isn't too much to expect in a first world country.

[Horizontal pleasures]

. I've often overlooked physical let downs due to an accommodating and enthusiastic attitude.

+1

[Dorsetpunter]

My worst punt ever was with a "pornstar" who decided that she would leave Jeremy Kyle on the TV and keep watching during the punt.

Certainly turned me off.

[bigmanbigman]

Hairy nipples
Hers !

[PleadInsanity]

Hairy nipples
Hers !

And/or a hairy asshole

[bigmanbigman]

Hairy ass

[Horizontal pleasures]

Lady who carries on through a flu, a cough, or a snotty cold. I thought of this as I have a snotty cold and suddenly realised no punting until it is cleared up.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Irrelevant response to my previous post:
What is the difference between snot and broccoli?
You cannot persuade the children to eat broccoli ...

But seriously I was once put off by a lady who picked her nose and ate the snot, but luckily it was in the end post-orgasmic stage. She did not get a goodbye kiss.