Author Topic: What movies offer Punting Fantasy (Read 3911 times)

simon07 · « **on:** March 11, 2020, 12:08:42 pm »

Hi guys
I checked out a movie that a fellow punter mentioned on this site, last night called Eyes Wide Shut.
Cannot believe I missed seeing this 20 year old movie with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman!
I cannot seem to cut and paste any suitable pics from this movie.

I cannot imagine any UK sex parties that would feature as many hot gals as in this film.
Any other movies that give you that give you the punting hots guys?

Hobbit · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2020, 12:57:27 pm »

Mary Poppins. Would have loved to shag her.

Thephoenix · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2020, 02:36:26 pm »

Jessica Rabbit

Happylad · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2020, 03:35:20 pm »

Any of Brigitte Bardot`s earlier films, but with special reference to "Love is My Profession" and "And God Created Woman". My wife always insisted that our eldest son was conceived as a direct result of watching the former.

WelshClipper · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2020, 05:07:24 pm »

In my youth I could watch the opening sequence of Barbarella over and over again.

Jane Fonda for the younger punters.

She is still pretty hot at 80

spiralnotebook · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2020, 06:41:40 pm »

The airplane orgy scene at the beginning of `Flesh Gordon`. Not forgetting Christian Bale in `American Psycho`during the scene with two callgirls which ends up with him chasing them around with a chainsaw.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2020, 06:46:49 pm »

Not fantasy more like reality.

Flute, Jane Fonda.

As I remember it;

Punter is on top of her, pumping away.

She's lying there hugging him and making all the stimulating sound effects, whilst looking at the time on her wristwatch.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2020, 06:47:43 pm »

Deepthroat starring Linda Lovelace or Debbie does Dallas starring Bambi Woods

Happylad · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2020, 08:39:48 pm »

After more thought:
Georgina Spelvin in the Original version of "The Devil in Miss Jones (the first ever time I saw DP)
The Private Films version of "Gladiator"
- ditto - " Scottish Loveknot"

Several films of Linda Lovelace and Georgina Spelvin

But so many that the names of the actors, actresses, and the Titles fade from memory, and only the action bits remain (must be getting old). Trouble is that I`ve got over 50 of them dating from the 1970s and later on my computer hard drive and it`s the devil`s own job remembering which is which or finding time to watch them.

Steely Dan · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2020, 08:55:24 pm »

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simon07 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:03:30 pm »

Quote from: WelshClipper on March 11, 2020, 05:07:24 pm

In my youth I could watch the opening sequence of Barbarella over and over again.

I remember that 60s classic movie and she is hot scenes though out it. Loved her space costume with clear see through pic of one of her breasts.

Sparta Prada · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:03:41 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on March 11, 2020, 06:46:49 pm

Not fantasy more like reality.

Flute, Jane Fonda.

As I remember it;

Punter is on top of her, pumping away.

She's lying there hugging him and making all the stimulating sound effects, whilst looking at the time on her wristwatch.

Klute

Home Alone · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:58:28 pm »

Quote from: WelshClipper on March 11, 2020, 05:07:24 pm

In my youth I could watch the opening sequence of Barbarella over and over again.

Jane Fonda for the younger punters.

She is still pretty hot at 80

You and me both; WelshClipper. And, as Sparta reminds us, let's not forget her in Klute. Surely more relevant to us!!

WelshClipper · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2020, 09:38:28 am »

Quote from: Home Alone on March 11, 2020, 11:58:28 pm

You and me both; WelshClipper. And, as Sparta reminds us, let's not forget her in Klute. Surely more relevant to us!!

Yes klute indeed more relevant.

I was just mentioning what stirred my loins as a 16 yo kid sneaking off to the cinema on his own.
I had a sheltered youth which is probably what led me to punting in later life, hence the connection.

dave451 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2020, 10:49:13 am »

Straw Dogs. Susan George is absolutely gorgous.

catweazle · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:01:44 am »

Baise-Moi. French film, very violent too but genuine (non simulated) sex. ( One scene where the girl walks into a seedy hotel and asks about her clients room number. "Why?"

"I'm here to give him his blowjob")

Gordon Bennett · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:37:45 am »

Fucking hell! This is descending to UKE levels of mindless banality. Two threads with spurious links to actual punting near the top of page 1.What next.... What cars remind of you punting? Top 10 footballers with names beginning with P-U-N-T?
There are plenty of crap threads over there if you need to display your outre credentials and eclectic tastes to the world. Keep UKP on track.

Private Parts · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:10:15 pm »

Quote from: Gordon Bennett on March 12, 2020, 11:37:45 am

Fucking hell! This is descending to UKE levels of mindless banality. Two threads with spurious links to actual punting near the top of page 1.What next.... What cars remind of you punting? Top 10 footballers with names beginning with P-U-N-T?
There are plenty of crap threads over there if you need to display your outre credentials and eclectic tastes to the world. Keep UKP on track.

+1m GB. Not sure why we waste our time.
PP

Belgarion · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:14:00 pm »

Emanuelle

Spacer · « **Reply #19 on:** March 14, 2020, 10:41:41 am »

Quote from: WelshClipper on March 11, 2020, 05:07:24 pm

In my youth I could watch the opening sequence of Barbarella over and over again.

Jane Fonda for the younger punters.

She is still pretty hot at 80

Never heard of it / her

Spacer

tesla · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:03:55 pm »

Quote from: Spacer on March 14, 2020, 10:41:41 am

Never heard of it / her

Spacer

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Bobbyplastic · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:31:03 pm »

Blue is the warmest colour - if you like girl on girl.
Showgirls - if you like a bit of glitz.

Happylad · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:47:13 pm »

Who can ever forget Sharon Stone crossing her legs in Basic Instinct. I have played that tape over and over again, hundreds of times, enlarged, in slow motion, even backwards, and I still can`t be sure whether or not she showed me a glimpse of her fanny.

Any WG who could reproduce that on her AW Profile would have a queue half way down the street, with me at the front.

WelshClipper · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2020, 03:25:43 pm »

Quote from: Gordon Bennett on March 12, 2020, 11:37:45 am

Fucking hell! This is descending to UKE levels of mindless banality. Two threads with spurious links to actual punting near the top of page.

One of the reasons why I didn't rejoin UKE after the crash.

Takes a while to shake off the contagious fluffiness.

Advice accepted and observed.

Cambridgy · « **Reply #24 on:** March 14, 2020, 03:36:09 pm »

Quote from: Hobbit on March 11, 2020, 12:57:27 pm

Mary Poppins. Would have loved to shag her.

Good choice - have a Mary Poppins / Jean Brodie threesome

Thephoenix · « **Reply #25 on:** March 14, 2020, 05:05:58 pm »

Quote from: Cambridgy on March 14, 2020, 03:36:09 pm

Good choice - have a Mary Poppins / Jean Brodie threesome/ and my old Sunday school teacher, Mrs Snodgrass.... Oh, and put Anne Widdecombe in too. (Sorry, I think I'm getting a temperature, and hallucinating again.)

willie loman · « **Reply #26 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:19:27 pm »

Quote from: Gordon Bennett on March 12, 2020, 11:37:45 am

Fucking hell! This is descending to UKE levels of mindless banality. Two threads with spurious links to actual punting near the top of page 1.What next.... What cars remind of you punting? Top 10 footballers with names beginning with P-U-N-T?
There are plenty of crap threads over there if you need to display your outre credentials and eclectic tastes to the world. Keep UKP on track.

to be fair everything that has to be said about punting , has already been said a hundred times, I for one welcome these threads that slip in under the radar of the forum police. I wish the off topic would be brought back.

Murray Mint · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2020, 05:14:42 pm »

Quote from: Gordon Bennett on March 12, 2020, 11:37:45 am

Fucking hell! This is descending to UKE levels of mindless banality. Two threads with spurious links to actual punting near the top of page 1.What next.... What cars remind of you punting? Top 10 footballers with names beginning with P-U-N-T?
There are plenty of crap threads over there if you need to display your outre credentials and eclectic tastes to the world. Keep UKP on track.

Quote from: Private Parts on March 12, 2020, 12:10:15 pm

+1m GB. Not sure why we waste our time.
PP

Because we enjoy it, I guess. But don’t feel you have to participate. You can always just go off and make some toast, or have a cup of tea.

Murray Mint · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2020, 05:15:39 pm »

Quote from: willie loman on March 14, 2020, 08:19:27 pm

to be fair everything that has to be said about punting , has already been said a hundred times, I for one welcome these threads that slip in under the radar of the forum police. I wish the off topic would be brought back.

Agree 100%....

Murray Mint · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2020, 05:19:42 pm »

It’s easy if you include out-and-out porn films like Debbie does Dallas etc., but from mainstream films, yes, Jane Fonda was always fuckably erotic, and in particular as the prostitute in Klute as mentioned. My other favourite lady of that era was Catherine Deneuve (who still looks great today in her late ‘70s, if a little fuller in the face), and especially as the part-time prostitute in Belle de Jour. Mainstream soft porn films like The Story of O back in 1975 were also good. I’d have fucked the delectably submissive Corinne Cléry any time.

But coming back to porn films, Terri Hall in The Story of Joanna, also from 1975, has some great S&M scenes. Not too graphic by today’s standards, maybe, but her being triple-penetrated!.........

willie loman · « **Reply #30 on:** March 15, 2020, 05:45:04 pm »

Fonda in klute gave me a stir, though not remotely explicit.

Murray Mint · « **Reply #31 on:** March 15, 2020, 06:06:12 pm »

Quote from: willie loman on March 15, 2020, 05:45:04 pm

Fonda in klute gave me a stir, though not remotely explicit.

Ah - but it's all in the mind! When she whispers in the guy's ear in order to arouse him, you wonder what the hell she said!...

Home Alone · « **Reply #32 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:38:07 pm »

Quote from: Spacer on March 14, 2020, 10:41:41 am

Never heard of it / her

Spacer

Your loss, Spacer!

Home Alone · « **Reply #33 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:40:23 pm »

Quote from: Thephoenix on March 14, 2020, 05:05:58 pm

You've not been taking your medication, have you? 😉😁

Home Alone · « **Reply #34 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:44:13 pm »

Quote from: Murray Mint on March 15, 2020, 06:06:12 pm

Ah - but it's all in the mind! When she whispers in the guy's ear in order to arouse him, you wonder what the hell she said!...

I would have broken/still would break the bank for Jane!

Yes; even at 82!!

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:48:01 pm »

Risky Business starring Tom Cruise.

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 15, 2020, 11:01:29 pm »

Anything starring Kate Beckinsale

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 15, 2020, 11:01:46 pm »

Ultraviolet

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2020, 11:04:45 pm »

Weird Science - Kelly LeBrock

The Lady In Red - Kelly LeBrock - she amazing legs

Moby Dick · « **Reply #39 on:** March 16, 2020, 12:13:00 am »

Moby Dick

signy · « **Reply #40 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:03:26 pm »

Woody Allen's "Shadows and Fog". I am a sucker for that vintage underwear in the brothel scenes, especially when modelled by Jodie Foster.

RogerBoner · « **Reply #41 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:43:50 pm »

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Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire

Bedasha · « **Reply #42 on:** March 16, 2020, 09:21:59 pm »

When I was a kid I got really turned on by the scene in ricochet where the bad guy drugs the cop and makes a hooker with an STI ride him.

It was more the rape fantasy than the STI (I think

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Spacer · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:16:19 am »

Quote from: Home Alone on March 15, 2020, 10:38:07 pm

Your loss, Spacer!

It was a joke! Look at my avatar. Who is the character in the pic?

Spacer

Spacer · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:20:49 am »

I would say it’s going to be hard (pun intended) to beat Barbarella!

For you young ones, watch the opening credits..try and sit through to the end. Absolute class.
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simon07 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 01, 2020, 03:37:42 pm »

HBO offered Game of Thrones which had hot scenes

Just opened and watching Bad Blood box set - Bloody hell, some hot scenes in this one. I love Sookie.
Forget Viagra, where can I get Vampire (V) Blood?

king tarzan · « **Reply #46 on:** April 01, 2020, 05:47:05 pm »

disclosure the office seen..

Doormatt · « **Reply #47 on:** April 01, 2020, 10:19:56 pm »

Pretty woman. I think that's what got me in to this.

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Author Topic: What movies offer Punting Fantasy (Read 3911 times)