IVY_TS Thai in Croydon: I walked

[A Decent Fist]

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I wanted to see a TS escort for the first time in a while and looked for someone with good reviews not too far from my place. With two UKP positives and (as I write) staying near East Croydon station, Ivy seemed ideal.

Comms were via an unanswered phone call followed by text messages and we arrange an £80 half-hour daytime incall. So far so good.

I turn up on time outside a large building which looks like offices but turns out to be flats. She lets me in the main door remotely but has to come out of her apartment to open an internal door. This is the first off-putting moment. Instead of saying hello and smiling she just turns on her heel for me to follow her down the corridor. She's wearing a baggy T-shirt, loose denim shorts and either slippers or trainers. OK, she had to come into the public area so lingerie and heels would not have been a good idea. But she is shorter and dumpier than in her pictures. I already feel discouraged .

Into the living room / kitchen area of the flat and I can see two plates of food on the table, one half-eaten. Why is she in the middle of a meal at the time she's arranged for an incall? Is there someone else here? Then she turns round to face me. Still no smile and she’s rather masculine. Much chunkier too. My instincts tell me to walk and I listen to them.

I move to the door and start to turn the key that she's just used to lock us in. “Sorry, I've changed my mind," I tell her.

She looks at me, confused, and says: “It's OK – it's not here. Bedroom is downstairs.”

“It's not that....” I say, looking directly at her but leaving the rest unspoken.

The door unlocks, I bid her goodbye and let myself out. After 10 minutes of research sitting on a nearby bench I find a female Plan B and the ED pill I took before leaving home does not go to waste. Review here.

Afterwards I wonder if it was the same person. Had I been bait-and-switched? The face I saw was not totally different to the profile pics but there's another factor at play here; one that is seldom acknowledged these days: it's harder to distinguish between people who do not share your own race.

Something else occurs to me while writing this. Could this have been the maid, and Ivy was waiting downstairs draped across the bed with a nice five-inch erection sticking out her split-crotch knickers? Probably not – no mention of a maid in the other reviews and the girl who let me in would surely have made that clear.

Oh well, who knows? I've made this a neutral rather than negative because my B&S and maid theories are just conjecture and Ivy may well have warmed up nicely once we got going. But she wasn't attractive, I felt uncomfortable with her, and that was that.

[Trufight3r]

I’m sorry to hear of your recent experience.

I reviewed her before and she was a definitive positive for me and I recently visited her again and did notice that she was chunkier and did seem to be more tired looking I would say than before and I had the same kind of vibe initially as you received from her. Kind of aloof and it was looking like wasn’t going to be great. But once we got to the action it was another amazing punt for me. I guess attraction is subjective and for me I still found her fairly attractive and throughly enjoyed myself.