Asian massage

[Charlesbanker]

I normally just do punts with independent ladies but as a laugh I thought I would ring the massage shop I was standing opposite at the bus stop and ask whether they offered hand relief. To be honest, it's quite a respectable area and I didn't think I'd get anything other than a polite instruction to get lost. To my surprise, she said you can have any part of your body massaged you like! £30 per half hour! I couldn't believe it.
So I waked in and paid £30. I was shown to the room and asked if I had any questions. I didn't - and didn't really know what kind of questions I should have had to be honest.

Anyway, a middle aged Chinese lady walks in and starts wanking me off and says hand relief is £30 extra in tips. She did show me her tits and pull her panties down though near the end.

Was I ripped off? Or this is the usual experience in such places? And finally, is this a usual expectation of these shop fronted massage places?

[webpunter]

I don't know how to cut & paste a previous review i posted. Or any review for that matter.  Sorry
So have done on my laptop etc.  See below:

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For the chinese medicinal centres then IME prices are like massage:  30 mins £25 / 45 mins £35 / 60 mins £45 - depending on where you live may mean +/- a bit.  Then it's £20 for HJ & £40 B2B
So if you are feeling horny, don't want to spend 70+ for 1/2hr on AW then ideal - if only a HJ / release is the target

Reckon on 30 mins its roughly a 15 min massage [which normally are quite good - focused on back / shoulders] and then turnover for 10 mins or so.  Then a couple of mins to wipe the oil off with big paper roll out towel & get dressed etc.  Think you can shower if you want / need this for when returning to OH

On the looks dept then normally a 4-5 out of 10.  And not one to pay extra for B2B.  Very very basic english.  And they can be quite shy so need a bit of encouragement.  Normally there is a rotation / set days etc & you can find when a particular one is there

Deffo start on 1/2hr only & see how things go.  On subsequent visits - if you get this far - then IME this deffo reaps rewards.  Whatever the time chosen then the massage element reduces & the HJ section increases.  A £5 tip at the start works absolute wonders.  To the girl, not on paying entry fee.  Thought this may be obvious - but you never know

Think they seem to feel more comfortable remaining fully clothed.  So some minuses here if you like to see them naked.  Normally a minus gets counteracted with a plus.  And the orientals seem to score very heavily when it comes to expertise in the HJ skills. Get the right one & the 'edging' can be incredible.  Like in a hour then 40mins+ of this.  And then a grand finale.  Literally can leave you weak at the knees & totally drained.  No need to have a jodrell bank for a few days

And if OH in play then no real feelings of guilt in comparison.  As we all know:  handjobs don't count !

And as mentioned in other thread, then you're never quite sure what is going to be on offer on the 1st visit which adds to the anticipation

One final point - when you are directed into the room & asked to get 'ready'. then for fucks sake get all your kit off.  Leave your boxer shorts on & you'll most probably be knocking one out later ! And make sure you take your socks off too, otherwise you'll look like a right plonker...

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[Charlesbanker]

That's really helpful thank you. Are most or all of these shop fronted massage places likely to offer punting services?

[myothernameis]

That's really helpful thank you. Are most or all of these shop fronted massage places likely to offer punting services?

There a thai massage parlour in Glasgow, from there web site, under services

This is not a sexual service, but else where on the web site

But under there FAQ

You have a choice of many different styles of massage. Including:
•Tantra massage
•Prostate massage
•Bathing ritual massage

I would say, there sending out mixed messages, like, we wont have sex, but we might toss you off

[webpunter]

I've only tried a couple - with both its 'thunderbirds are go'
Only HJ though
Not sure about FS - didn't ask / didn't want to
I missed off the first part of the thread in relation to a gumtree search - as not relevant & wanted to keep as brief as poss
Just click on the tab 'body on body' massage when you are in this section & more likely you'll be onto a winner
Not a good sign if they shut early though
If like 10pm/11pm then the odds are better