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Offline Watts.E.Dunn

Six stages of married life:

1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember
« Last Edit: January 15, 2016, 12:44:50 pm by Watts.E.Dunn »

Offline RedKettle


Offline drwho

Shit, I wish that wasn't quite so true

jcdmj12

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More like

1. Tri weekly
2. Try weekly
3. Fuck this, I'm going to bang a prossie.

Patience was never my strong suit. 

Offline Watts.E.Dunn

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes...."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

pking_paul

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Terrific thread - best in ages  :drinks:

Offline Nagilum

Can't say sex was an issue in my marriage before the break up, but this gives justification to punt!

Punt on my good fellow.

Bluefin

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Marriage is like a town under siege... everyone on the outside wants in and everyone on the inside wants out!