External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyThis girl had a decent profile with nice pics and 17 decent reviews. Or should I say 16. One truthful one seems to have slipped through. This punt was so bad that I was laughing to myself at my own stupidity.
Comms seemed OK to start with. She answered her phone herself in English and gave me a postcode. The entertaining part was that the post code she gave me was nowhere near the actual venue, and was merely the start of a fucking treasure hunt. Once I told her I had arrived, I had to get back in the car and be guided in like a 747 landing in the fog. She refused to give an address, preferring instead to talk me in until she could see me out of the window.
Some street names would have helped for fuck sake.
After about 15 minutes of this I was half expecting Sergie to jump out and mug me in the alleyway. It was in what passes for a rough area in Norwich ( not that rough but somewhere you could definitely get jumped)
Anyway, I never take my actual wallet, phone, ID,or any valuables to a punting venue I'm not sure of, so all Sergie would have got was an old Nokia and the sixty quid I was about to piss away anyway. So I ploughed on.
Eventually arrived at her house, after 15 minutes of fanny arsing about in the dark. Bit of a shithole.
Was shown upstairs to a very basic box room with the main light blazing down on a sparse little bed.
The girl I met was the same as the one in her photos, but the photographs did not capture her hilariously bad attitude and just arrived from a spell pickpocketing in Rome aura that she had. Real girl was smaller and scrawnier than expected.
I was told to strip off and lie on the bed.
Never has the use of the term of endearment "baby" been used less sincerely.
As I lay on the bed, dazzled by the light blasting into my face, she prodded unenthusiastically at my flaccid, disappointed cock. Usually I can't keep the lad down, but he looked up at me, as if to say, " why the fuck did you bring me here"
Lying there squinting at the light, this felt about as sexy as being waterboarded.
I suggested a slightly more romantic lighting arrangement, but she laughed, as only someone brought up in a shed, with no concept of romance, could laugh.
Somehow, after closing my eyes and thinking of Emily Blunt sunbathing nude, I managed to muster up a semi. On went the condom and she climbed aboard, staring disinterestedly at the blank wall behind me. I think we had sex, but she kept her hand over her cunt the whole time ( presumably to prevent disease or ensure the condom didn't come off) so it might just have been a handjob.
After about 5 mins she started encouraging me to come, cheering me on as if I was in a cross country running race, albeit whispering. I was trying, more in an effort to get out of there rather than in actual pleasure.
She soon got bored of this and rolled on to her back. I took too long to climb back on board and got hissed at to hurry up.
What a nasty little experience that was. All the other clichés were there. Excessive use of baby wipes and constant checking of the phone.etc etc. You have been warned.
By the way I know my last review was of another Rom, but I have had a couple of good experiences will well reviewed girls in the interim. I'm not a complete idiot. I am off Roms for good now, with the exception of Alice and Annna who are the exception that proves the rule.
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