Please feel free to add to this thread. Many of the descriptions are relevant for all WGs.
Age 19: 20 to 25
Age 23: 28+
Age 25: 30+
Age 30: 38 – 45
Mature: Fuck knows but deffo a granny
Curvy: Fat
Open minded: Good chance of owo + cim
Very open minded: As per open minded but likely to take it up the chuff
Highly recommended: Expensive
All Services: Takes it up the chuff and not averse to having her face spattered, might swallow
POA: Ridiculous price for a EE hooker with a greedy pimp
New price: Dusty phone and needs to earn rapidly
Only for 2 weeks: Well, that was the plan until she got 8 bookings a day, she’ll be here for the duration
Tall & Slender: Skinny and pig ugly
Porn star/model: She once sucked off Rocco Siffredi in a nightclub toilet
Very pretty: Overpriced
Extremely open minded: Desperate fat or ugly lass
Best for A-Levels: Arse that gapes like the Blackwall Tunnel
Flexible: Cunt like a wizard’s sleeve but can do the splits
GFE: Stroppy, un co-operative and more vanilla than Walls ice cream
PSE: Reluctantly provides more service for extra money
Naturally busty: Big floppy tits
Mature busty: Big floppy tits that went south
Petite: Fucking tiny
Party girls: Her nose runs longer than Mo Farrah
Bi: Gay for pay