Punting at the work place

[Metalgear2018]

I remember when I worked at Tesco as a retail security guard. My shift was from 3pm to 00:00 (midnight). During my lunch break at 6pm I went on to AW. I saw a escort who did out calls only. I wanted a quickie. My plan was to arrange a punt at 11pm in the store. The store gets very quite after 10pm. I wanted to have sex with her in the disabled toilet which was clean.

The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English at Tesco so I didn't care if they noticed anything.

Anyway I decided to contact the escort and I told her the arrangements and her answer was no and she stopped replying.

I personally don't know why she did not go ahead with it. It's in a public/private place so there is no risk of danger as there would be people around. Also, it was me putting myself at risk of getting fired.

What I want to know. Has anyone arranged a work place punt with success? And what type of work environment was it? (Building site, gym, warehouse, care home etc etc)

[James999]

I remember when I worked at Tesco
The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English

More bullshit 

[fudi_maar]

This thread could provide nice entertainment, esp after the recent reply by James. I'll get my pop-corn.

[Steelworker]

Several years ago I used to be a lighthouse keeper on a remote island. I never worried about noisy neighbours and was surprised at the number of escorts who had access to a helicopter.

[fudi_maar]

I never worried about noisy neighbours and was surprised at the number of escorts who had access to a helicopter.

I'm waiting for someone to say "I used to work on a submarine, and......."

[bender999]

Well I used to work at the International Space Station and every now and then...........

[jeanphillipe]

More bullshit 

.... that the store manager didn't speak english ?
if this was off topic, certain people would have had a wobbly

op : so basically your wondering if people would do something illegal and or get your sacked, got to be a resounding no

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here have a wank over this instead, its on porn hub

[Ali Katt]

A very silly post even by your standards metal gear.

[Beamer]

Several years ago I used to be a lighthouse keeper on a remote island. I never worried about noisy neighbours and was surprised at the number of escorts who had access to a helicopter.

You as well? Wonder if it was the same girl??

[Juan Kossof]

Several years ago I used to be a lighthouse keeper on a remote island. I never worried about noisy neighbours and was surprised at the number of escorts who had access to a helicopter.

it's no surprise that an escort can handle a chopper really though, is it?

[mrfishyfoo]

I'm waiting for someone to say "I used to work on a submarine, and......."

FFS I asked you not to tell anyone about that !!! 

[Ali Katt]

I'm waiting for someone to say "I used to work on a submarine, and......."

At least nobody would knock on the front door.

[Steelworker]

At least nobody would knock on the front door.

And surely watersports would be a standard offering.

[jesse4585]

I'm going to assume "The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English " means that they typically speak foreign languages at work. (not that they can't speak English at all, which would be ridiculous).  So assuming this is a serious question.

I've sort of had this happen, back in the 90s, this was when I was a young lad and the WG became sort of my gf & we used to go out together.  (My first gf btw,  really helped my confidence with women, resulting in a few proper civvy gfs later on. I'm sure it's good advise that dating a WG is extra risky, but maybe that extra risk is worth it if you haven't had a gf before. Especially if you're aware of the fact she might just want to scam you. )

Anyhow, I knew some of the other guys at work had sex there (though not AFAIK with WGs), so wanted some of that action for myself. Work was a large corporate office. As it was only a little out of our way while I was driving her home after a night out,  I thought why not.   Bent her over my desk, it didn't do  that much extra for me, but she was really buzzing afterwards.   So a few weeks later we did it again. This time took her to a meeting room where the desks were much posher. In that location there was a tiny but real risk a patrolling security guard might catch us, which added a little extra excitement.   It didn't happen, but we did meet a security guard on the stairs. I still remember today the impressed look he gave me.  (she obviously wasn't dressed for work, and was much better look than myself.)

Not quite true punts as I didn't pay her on those occasions, but close enough I hope.

In the more general case, I'd not expect most  WGs to visit a work place for an outcall, unless she already knows you well.  While you have good logic to see the risk as being on you, the WG won't see it that way.  They tend to see anything unusual as extra risky for them.  I've had enough trouble convincing a new WG to visit me at a 2 star hotel  (they are much happier coming to posher business hotels where they have individual phones in each room.)

[Steelworker]

I'm going to assume "The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English " means that they typically speak foreign languages at work. (not that they can't speak English at all, which would be ridiculous).  So assuming this is a serious question.

I've sort of had this happen, back in the 90s, this was when I was a young lad and the WG became sort of my gf & we used to go out together.  (My first gf btw,  really helped my confidence with women, resulting in a few proper civvy gfs later on. I'm sure it's good advise that dating a WG is extra risky, but maybe that extra risk is worth it if you haven't had a gf before. Especially if you're aware of the fact she might just want to scam you. )

Anyhow, I knew some of the other guys at work had sex there (though not AFAIK with WGs), so wanted some of that action for myself. Work was a large corporate office. As it was only a little out of our way while I was driving her home after a night out,  I thought why not.   Bent her over my desk, it didn't do  that much extra for me, but she was really buzzing afterwards.   So a few weeks later we did it again. This time took her to a meeting room where the desks were much posher. In that location there was a tiny but real risk a patrolling security guard might catch us, which added a little extra excitement.   It didn't happen, but we did meet a security guard on the stairs. I still remember today the impressed look he gave me.  (she obviously wasn't dressed for work, and was much better look than myself.)

Not quite true punts as I didn't pay her on those occasions, but close enough I hope.

In the more general case, I'd not expect most  WGs to visit a work place for an outcall, unless she already knows you well.  While you have good logic to see the risk as being on you, the WG won't see it that way.  They tend to see anything unusual as extra risky for them.  I've had enough trouble convincing a new WG to visit me at a 2 star hotel  (they are much happier coming to posher business hotels where they have individual phones in each room.)

There’s no risk really in what you describe. Obviously there are WG’s who visit remote islands, submarines and the space station. Perhaps next time you’re in a 2 star hotel, you can let her know how others go beyond where no WG has gone before 

[Moby Dick]

I know someone who was once a Miner, couldn’t get a lass to his pit. They said “He was a right dirty bastard!!”

[tazz]

"The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English at Tesco so I didn't care if they noticed anything."

So how the hell did they get the job?

[Ali Katt]

"The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English at Tesco so I didn't care if they noticed anything."

So how the hell did they get the job?

You're assuming it isn't bollox.

[Metalgear2018]

I mean limited English. Sorry if I was flippant in my description of the night staff. But what I was trying to say is that the night staff and Tesco manager would not be able to describe what I was doing if they caught me due to their limited English.

[Moby Dick]

I mean limited English. Sorry if I was flippant in my description of the night staff. But what I was trying to say is that the night staff and Tesco manager would not be able to describe what I was doing if they caught me due to their limited English.

Bollocks!!!!
Sex for money can be universally gestured and understood regardless of your language.

[jesse4585]

Bollocks!!!!
Sex for money can be universally gestured and understood regardless of your language.

True, but realistically they're much less likely to report him if they have to resort  to mime.

@ Metalgear, thanks for the thread, brought back some fun memories, sex at work is something everyone should try at least once in a lifetime if they can sort the logistics. Makes for some good daydreams when it's a slow day at the office. 

[Punterperson1971]

What about if they got an interpreter in.

[freeze44]

got  to laugh aint ya! 

It's the OP's examples that are fucking hilarious! Imagine working in a care home and getting a wg to visit??!

So your in the middle of cleaning up some poor old dear and get the text that 'dollyhugeassandtits' (sorry no link! ) is outside...what do you say to the other staff/residents?? Here's the new bingo caller or a relative and am going to show her around??! The whole thing just wrong 

[Moby Dick]

True, but realistically they're much less likely to report him if they have to resort  to mime.

@ Metalgear, thanks for the thread, brought back some fun memories, sex at work is something everyone should try at least once in a lifetime if they can sort the logistics. Makes for some good daydreams when it's a slow day at the office. 

I think even Martians wouldnt need explanation of the following words/phrases:
Fuck for Money
Sucky Cocky
No Money No Honey
Gash 4 Cash
Please add more

[Simon32123]

If you were a CEO with a top floor corner office in Canary Wharf I’d imagine she’d go for it.
However getting fucked in a dirty Tesco toilet isn’t quite as appealing.
Personally I wouldn’t want to piss in one! 

[niftyfiftydave]

I think even Martians wouldnt need explanation of the following words/phrases:
Fuck for Money
Sucky Cocky
No Money No Honey
Gash 4 Cash
Please add more

You forget beeziness, Is this fella on his own space station lol, Thought he was giving the game up?

[winkywanky]

This thread could provide nice entertainment, esp after the recent reply by James. I'll get my pop-corn.

 

[winkywanky]

I mean limited English. Sorry if I was flippant in my description of the night staff. But what I was trying to say is that the night staff and Tesco manager would not be able to describe what I was doing if they caught me due to their limited English.

Oh I dunno, the hand signals would have been interesting as they were regaling the area manager with the gory details  .

OMFG...some of the replies in this thread are comedy gold! 

[winkywanky]

At least nobody would knock on the front door.

Tell you what, I've always had a fantasy about fucking a mermaid after seeing Daryl Hannah in the kit.

Imagine booking an outcall with a filthy mermaid off the coast of Greenland. She would indeed be knocking on the door, and you'd have to be careful not to mess up the airlock routine, subs are very expensive. Lots of forms to fill in  .

[Metalgear2018]

Instead of creating a new thread. Do you guys check AW at work? I do but only lunch breaks .

[Steelworker]

Instead of creating a new thread. Do you guys check AW at work? I do but only lunch breaks .

The internet service provider for the lighthouses I’ve managed don’t allow access to AW. I always use ‘Copter Escorts.com’. Always someone available on their rotor 

FFS, what with the stupid questions? 

[Steelworker]

Actually, Metalgear, your questions are fucking odd, reviewing your posts. As they say on the Apprentice, I’m out.

[Ali Katt]

Actually, Metalgear, your questions are fucking odd, reviewing your posts. As they say on the Apprentice, I’m out.

I think he has autism. I don't mean that in a derogatory, jokey way, I do genuinely think he has a condition that is causing him to post trivial questions most people wouldn't care about ... as well as being an attention seeker.

[daviemac]

Instead of creating a new thread. Do you guys check AW at work? I do but only lunch breaks .

I do all the time, it's OK though I work in a call centre and nobody speaks a word of English so I can get away with it.   

[Kev40ish]

I do all the time, it's OK though I work in a call centre and nobody speaks a word of English so I can get away with it.   

I do all the time too, but I generally work from home, so tend to get away with it..

[Fuzzyduck]

Actually, Metalgear, your questions are fucking odd, reviewing your posts. As they say on the Apprentice, I’m out.

I've always assumed OP is researching and collecting information on punting habits and experiences for some reason, e.g. academic, journalist, novelist. Whatever it is, I don't believe a word he writes.

[earlgreyman]

I remember when I worked at Tesco as a retail security guard. My shift was from 3pm to 00:00 (midnight). During my lunch break at 6pm I went on to AW. I saw a escort who did out calls only. I wanted a quickie. My plan was to arrange a punt at 11pm in the store. The store gets very quite after 10pm. I wanted to have sex with her in the disabled toilet which was clean.

The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English at Tesco so I didn't care if they noticed anything.

Anyway I decided to contact the escort and I told her the arrangements and her answer was no and she stopped replying.

I personally don't know why she did not go ahead with it. It's in a public/private place so there is no risk of danger as there would be people around. Also, it was me putting myself at risk of getting fired.

What I want to know. Has anyone arranged a work place punt with success? And what type of work environment was it? (Building site, gym, warehouse, care home etc etc)

Did you ask she if want's a meal deal, that might've sealed the umm, deal? 

Tbh, that setup sounds real dodgy, her alarm bells were ringing! No wonder she stopped replying. lol Why not just do a hotel meet or do an in-call, or does getting caught in Tescos actually turn you on?

[MassageBloke]

got  to laugh aint ya! 

It's the OP's examples that are fucking hilarious! Imagine working in a care home and getting a wg to visit??!

So your in the middle of cleaning up some poor old dear and get the text that 'dollyhugeassandtits' (sorry no link! ) is outside...what do you say to the other staff/residents?? Here's the new bingo caller or a relative and am going to show her around??! The whole thing just wrong 

Talking of care homes. My mother was eventually confined to a care home. About 6 months after she went in, I found out they had a sauna in the recreation/therapy area. Quick request to the manager and it was ok to use free anytime. So my evening visits were, mum first, then pop into the sauna for a few hours. Happily, some of the staff also made use of it, and it did indeed lead to a few nice encounters. Some of the agency girls were very friendly once you got to know them.

[myothernameis]

The store manager and the night staff do not speak a word of English at Tesco so I didn't care if they noticed anything.

I would assume, English would be the store manager and the night staff second language, so the op probably saying there all Pakistani

I used to work in a cash and carry, which the owner and his friends, would talk to each other in there own language, so we had no idea what they were talking about

[Zeusthedoc]

the replies are so much more entertaining than the nonsense that was the first post by OP.

[niftyfiftydave]

the replies are so much more entertaining than the nonsense that was the first post by OP.

Lol, having just posted on another space cadets thread i realize that it applies to this one. Back in the 80,s and 90,s when the street scene was brilliant i often punted in the work place, whatever i was plying my trade in on Londons streets. Usually a Ford Granada or a Bedford or Transit van. Sometimes while driving them to the chosen beat.

Perhaps i should copy and paste the same safety warning from that thread.

But i should point out in the interests of ROAD SAFETY  driving under the influence of a whore and grabbing the back of her head, forcing it deep on your cock, and spunking down her gagging throat on the Marylebone Road may result in the need of a replacement Ford Granada.

[Ali Katt]

Talking of care homes. My mother was eventually confined to a care home. About 6 months after she went in, I found out they had a sauna in the recreation/therapy area. Quick request to the manager and it was ok to use free anytime. So my evening visits were, mum first, then pop into the sauna for a few hours. Happily, some of the staff also made use of it, and it did indeed lead to a few nice encounters. Some of the agency girls were very friendly once you got to know them.

Bullshit o meter going off the scale.

[rickyponting]

Never done it but have quite often been working on my own in a large expensive house while the owners were on holiday and wondered if i could get an outcall and blag it was my house.

[Bonker]

I work at tesco and shagged a prossie in the greengrocers storage section. As I have a pencil dick, she couldn't tell when I was up her. So I asked if I could slide a chilli up her. What difference will that make, says she.
Well, every little helps.

[Bonker]

Used to work at M&S and had an amazing punt in the changing room. It wasn't just sex, it was... M&Ssex

[willie loman]

Bullshit o meter going off the scale.

I have never heard of a care home having a sauna facility, however I have run across ex care home staff, home helps who work in the sex industry, some working in both.

[Punterperson1971]

What would have happened if the op worked for Burger King would he tell her she can have his whopper in the disabled toilets on his break.

[Colston36]

I have never heard of a care home having a sauna facility, however I have run across ex care home staff, home helps who work in the sex industry, some working in both.

A great many Wgs work in the care business - which is a shocking racket by the way. Two years ago I had an excellent fuck with one who had just put her charge to bed, somewhere on the South coast.

More directly on the thread (congratulations on the hilarious comments) I never worked in a lighthouse staffed by Pakistanis. But in the MadMen days I worked in a few ad agencies and things really were different then.

I recall someone entering my office when my cock was halfway down a girl's throat. They just said "sorry" and closed the door.

I worked in one agency next to Harrods for a while; one of the other writers - an American - used to shoot off in the lunch hour to have a session in a walk-up near Gerrard Street, Soho. We're still in touch though he works in the U.S. now.

[Ilovebbw]

Speaking of supermarkets I once got an 8 man tent, a guitar and a prossie from the middle aisle at Aldi.

[B4bcock]

Speaking of supermarkets I once got an 8 man tent, a guitar and a prossie from the middle aisle at Aldi.

. . . . probably got change from a tenner aswell.