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West Midlands / Rosie - Thai Masseuse - Wolverhampton - If the Roly Polys did crap massage…
« by GingerNuts on March 29, 2024, 12:19:50 am »Rosie has a number of positive reviews (though from a while back) so I decided to take the plunge.
https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/wolverhamton-massage/1433951611
Advertised phone number:
07908962485
07908 962485
+447908962485
The cost was £80 for two hours + £30 extras (£20 + £10 to cum twice).
Logistics
Meeting arranged by text messages which was far from straightforward. Her longest reply was, eventually, a postcode; other than that it was “yes”, “no” and “OK”. Matters didn’t improve greatly when I arrived. I messaged to ask for the specific address but all I got was the postcode again. Eventually I managed to get it with a phone call.
Location
Circa 40 year old block of flats near Molineux. Rosie’s flat is clean enough but very dated, I doubt it’s had any improvements since it was built. A bedroom is the massage room. It contains a massage table which didn’t look very sturdy. I was directed to use the single bed pushed up against the wall restricting access for the massage. The mattress has seen better days, the springs twanged as I lay down. The room is pictured in the advert.
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Looks
I’d hazard a guess Rosie is 50 something and barely five feet tall. Some Thai women wear their age well, unfortunately Rosie isn’t one of them. A plain looking face showing her age. Fat with belly rolls, tiny breasts, big thighs and arse.
Service
Money paid I stripped off while Rosie left the room and came back with a bowl of warm soapy water and proceeded to wash my feet. Little did I realise at the time this would be the highlight of the massage. Offered soft or medium (says she doesn’t do hard). I opted for medium but it turns out she doesn’t do that either. The massage was soft to the point of useless and in no way erotic. All of a sudden she stuck her tongue up my arse and this actually stung for a while, maybe it was something she ate. After a while I turned over and Rosie proceeded with a blowjob but this was a very start-stop affair and she kept indicating her jaw was aching. Eventually she got me over the line and went to spit in the foot washing bowl.
Now I was on my back Rosie proceeded to give me an ineffectual massage on my front. Somehow she managed to work up a sweat and removed her top so I could enjoy the full fat effect. Down for some more rimming and an attempted blowjob but start-stop wasn’t going to work a second time so she finished me off by hand.
I got dressed, paid the extra £30 and left with a hug and an almost pleading request to come again. I wasn’t offered a shower either before or after the massage.
On a final note Rosie’s communication skills seemed to improve during the meeting as she enquired if I was married, did I have a girlfriend, did I have children, what was my job, where did I live etc. Maybe she’s looking for someone to take care of her.
Rating
Has to be a negative even with the pricing. But if you fancy a crap massage, with a so-so blowjob, from a fat and sweaty 50 something, give it a go.
https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/wolverhamton-massage/1433951611
Advertised phone number:
07908962485
07908 962485
+447908962485
The cost was £80 for two hours + £30 extras (£20 + £10 to cum twice).
Logistics
Meeting arranged by text messages which was far from straightforward. Her longest reply was, eventually, a postcode; other than that it was “yes”, “no” and “OK”. Matters didn’t improve greatly when I arrived. I messaged to ask for the specific address but all I got was the postcode again. Eventually I managed to get it with a phone call.
Location
Circa 40 year old block of flats near Molineux. Rosie’s flat is clean enough but very dated, I doubt it’s had any improvements since it was built. A bedroom is the massage room. It contains a massage table which didn’t look very sturdy. I was directed to use the single bed pushed up against the wall restricting access for the massage. The mattress has seen better days, the springs twanged as I lay down. The room is pictured in the advert.
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only
Looks
I’d hazard a guess Rosie is 50 something and barely five feet tall. Some Thai women wear their age well, unfortunately Rosie isn’t one of them. A plain looking face showing her age. Fat with belly rolls, tiny breasts, big thighs and arse.
Service
Money paid I stripped off while Rosie left the room and came back with a bowl of warm soapy water and proceeded to wash my feet. Little did I realise at the time this would be the highlight of the massage. Offered soft or medium (says she doesn’t do hard). I opted for medium but it turns out she doesn’t do that either. The massage was soft to the point of useless and in no way erotic. All of a sudden she stuck her tongue up my arse and this actually stung for a while, maybe it was something she ate. After a while I turned over and Rosie proceeded with a blowjob but this was a very start-stop affair and she kept indicating her jaw was aching. Eventually she got me over the line and went to spit in the foot washing bowl.
Now I was on my back Rosie proceeded to give me an ineffectual massage on my front. Somehow she managed to work up a sweat and removed her top so I could enjoy the full fat effect. Down for some more rimming and an attempted blowjob but start-stop wasn’t going to work a second time so she finished me off by hand.
I got dressed, paid the extra £30 and left with a hug and an almost pleading request to come again. I wasn’t offered a shower either before or after the massage.
On a final note Rosie’s communication skills seemed to improve during the meeting as she enquired if I was married, did I have a girlfriend, did I have children, what was my job, where did I live etc. Maybe she’s looking for someone to take care of her.
Rating
Has to be a negative even with the pricing. But if you fancy a crap massage, with a so-so blowjob, from a fat and sweaty 50 something, give it a go.
