External Link/Members OnlyCalled in today - Bait and Switch
shagged an old lady who looked like my cleaning lady's mum with a cleft palate
Not my finest hour
Because her profile pic is fake I had to shuffle through my UKP memory banks to remember what she was supposed look like
Realised it couldn't be her
She flashed her body at me from under the gown and it looked acceptable. The drive was long so I thought fuck it, half an hour, maybe it is her after all and I'm in for a treat
She kept her bra on throughout - probably for the best
asked her to suck me off at the end and she tried a hand job that didn't work
I asked her at the beginning "are you Ania, the young one who is leaving this week?"
she said "I don't know, sometimes they change it around"
at the end I asked where the young one is
She said "she's available in 40 mins"
I shall not be returning
venue is grim - a rubbish tip on the front lawn
fine inside
comms- they really pick up once the old lady gets on the phone
I imagine Ania is booked solid following her fantastic reviews