Punting After A Curry?

[TheBSG]

Off out for a curry tonight and have the opportunity for a punt afterwards.

Is a pack of mints and a shower at the WG's place acceptable?

[Jimmyredcab]

Not a good idea in my opinion, I love Indian curry but you will stink afterwards, mints will not help.   

[PLeisure]

Love a good curry - but not before a punt 

How about switching to afterwards as an additional treat 

[TheBSG]

Guess i'll have to try and squeeze it in first by sneaking out of work early!

[ATMIV]

You can't beat a good chicken chilli Dahl - but I would avoid it even the night before a punt

[PLeisure]

Guess i'll have to try and squeeze it in first by sneaking out of work early!

Don't be surprised if she avoids any kissing... Like the plague   

[Hyperchicken]

I'm usually full of self-loathing after I've destroyed a curry so I can't imagine sex would be much fun.

[Roth]

Off out for a curry tonight and have the opportunity for a punt afterwards.

Is a pack of mints and a shower at the WG's place acceptable?

Great idea.  Give it a go, Mate.  Have a couple of Kingfishers and a few fags as well.  Make sure you book her via AW so she can leave feedback and hidden notes on you. 

[denneboom]

Just discovered an excellent pub which specialises in mixed grills and curries.

Within walking distance of the Jewellery Quarter in Birmingham and a secure parlour.

This combo will be explored.

Punt first. Obviously.

[Mr Creosote]

Just discovered an excellent pub which specialises in mixed grills and curries.

Within walking distance of the Jewellery Quarter in Birmingham and a secure parlour.

This combo will be explored.

Punt first. Obviously.

If it's the pub I think you're talking about, the food is superb, and plentiful. Utter dive of a place mind

[Blackpool Rock]

I love spicy food but it does make your breath stink and you can still smell curry coming out of your pores a few days after.
If I know that i'm punting in a few days time i normally stick to non spicy food for a few days beforehand then go crazy post punt

[smiths]

Off out for a curry tonight and have the opportunity for a punt afterwards.

Is a pack of mints and a shower at the WG's place acceptable?

I wouldn't want to punt after having a meal usually so I save doing so until after a punt but yes mints or fresh breath spray which is what I always have on me and having a shower are acceptable, assuming the WG has a shower/bath on offer of course.

[willbred]

There's only one thing that will come beteeen me and spicy food...a punt. In fact, I can't eat pre-punt but after, when the glucose drops lower than a dacshund's balls, I've just gotta eat

[Ramsbottom-the-snake]

I've done a couple of overnights with girls which has involved eating out beforehand, Italian and American food. On both occasions the kissing afterwards was a little bit disappointing despite rigorous teeth cleaning and minty mouthwash. So for me food is a definet no no if you want to experience a decent punt. If I've booked to see a WG in advance I will start watching what I eat a couple of days beforehand .

[Brazilian Martian]

Nothing like a prawn sag with mushroom rice after being balls deep in prossie 

[Toshiba]

curry n a fuck, go for it but wash ya fingers 

[spkmstr48]

Words fail me, was that a serious question OP.

Even Bristol's number one, who is happy with the smell of fags and sweat might hesitate.

[Munching32]

No problems with the curry.!! After the curry what you need to do is take a CLOVE and put in your mouth for 10 mins ..! don't chew it...

After that plain water gargle and then a good mouthwash would do the trick.

I am a veggie and eat curry almost everyday...I have not had a problem with any girls I have been with, I mean WG's or otherwise.

To spice things up a bit you can try a small spoon of cinnamon sprinkled over your coffee after curry would also get rid of a lot of curry smell

[RedKettle]

it is the wrong way around - have a good punt and then relax with a curry and beer.

[Sonny Crockett]

I never eat for hours before a punt in order for my Tibetan Herbal Supplement (herbal viagra) to kick in, as it works effectively on an empty stomach!!!!!!

[maxxblue]

it is the wrong way around - have a good punt and then relax with a curry and beer.

+ 1 

[Sonny Crockett]

Also eating just before a punt, would make me feel heavy and have an adverse impact on my performace!!!!! Post-punt, I couldn't wait to grab some grub!!!!!

[RedKettle]

Also eating just before a punt, would make me feel heavy and have an adverse impact on my performace!!!!! Post-punt, I couldn't wait to grab some grub!!!!!

Agreed - the last 40 years of over eating have an adverse impact on my punting performance!  Especially if I have to climb stairs to get to her. 

[willbred]

Agreed - the last 40 years of over eating have an adverse impact on my punting performance!  Especially if I have to climb stairs to get to her. 

 

[Anallover6969]

Make sure she does rimming though 

[Type_O_Negative]

Fuck me i hate cooking curry, it's always on menu on fridays as a second choice. I'm chef. When i leave my work and i'm on the train everybody can tell curry was on menu...

[PLeisure]

Make sure she does rimming though 

   

[anton11]

Had a very hot home made black pudding vindaloo once just before a punt and had to break halfway through for a bathroom break