External Link/Members OnlyMy first review so be kind if it’s in the wrong place.
I was overdue for some relief today and had to do a delivery to Brum so I made an appointment at the Chinese Parlour in Bearwood. Rose tinted glasses with a touch of skepticism from looking at the photo on the site………………nooooooo it’s a duff pic. The premises are in a oneway street, resident parking only but I managed to find a space in Bearwoods mainstreet with 1hr parking so it was going to be tight.
Hit the doorbell on what may have been a takeaway once, definitely needing a facelift/ bit rundown and was let in by a pretty Chinese lady, maybe late 30s who was quick to tell me she doesn't do it and to talk to the girls when I asked about HE, (first bollock dropped with ‘front of house’
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I was shown through to the rear of the premises after handing over £50 for a £45 ‘deep tissue’ massage (2nd bollock, it was £5 more than the normal and she hadn’t got the change, thoughts of kissing the change goodbye and as for the DT massage, I forgot all about it
) I was taken to a room about9’ x 6’, dimly lit but a nice feeling to it despite it needing some work where I met Monica. Chinese, 28yrs, short, pretty (great smile) very firm stocky body with a bit of a tum, nice breasts and strong legs. English was a problem
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I asked if she did HE and got ‘Yes’ and started to take my kit off while she put on some decent music , then the Madam stuck her head round the door, gave me my fiver change and offered me a drink, thoughts of asking for the 4 hand briefly went through my mind but I opted for Chinese tea.
Monica then spoke into her mobile and said it was to set the time and she would talk no more before latching the door which still left an inch gap but wtf, she was a happy girl so it was face down for starters and she set about my shoulders.
Should have asked for full details of ‘service’ before getting my kit off but she said 'Yes' to HE which was all I wanted and I was expecting it later. Things shortly went awry when I was face down and asked if she minded an old man touching her, She said 'Yes'
I didn't plan my sortie but as she started the massage I couldn't resist stroking her calf then higher until above her hips. Black nylons and heeled pixie boots do something for me. TF for low tables and long arms but I was face down with a boner. Her English was bad, her 'Yes' meant 'No'
so it was 20 mins in and I negotiated full strip, touching, B2B (dry) and HE for £40, and went on my back, her legs and nylons had caused me to let the old soldier dictate my mind.
She was damn good at working me and was happy to leave off a couple of times whilst I played with her but digital penetration got me politely told off as it was ‘extra’ but she seemed to forget that whilst grinding her quim into my chest whilst I fingered her a few minutes later. Quite acrobatic too on the HE as she balanced on one leg, the other over my shoulder so I could play with her quim and breasts.
Anyway, blew my load with 10mins of the hour to spare. She cleaned me up with tissue followed by a hot towel at which I was expecting to be kicked out but no, she wanted to finish the massage, overall more an oily rub with a lot of slapping followed by another hot towel but it went into 20mins overtime by the time I hit the street.
Pros –
Lovely natured girl, she was 110% in her HE and had the sort of body / legs I could play with all day and she smelt clean.
Cons-
Parking
The place needed a makeover
Large gap in the door when shut so people could look in (dilligaf)
Communication
Didn't need sexual sighs unless real
There was a lot of loud Chinese talking from the hallway
I didn’t get my tea.
Would I go back again, maybe, she wasn’t a stunner or superslim but if she was in a better place I could easily become a regular. I did see a 2nd girl there but I left more than happy.
