How NOT to get caught out while punting

[earlgreyman]

Not sure if this has been done already, but would it be handy to pin a post with some tech savvy info on keeping punters lives away from prying eyes? I've chatted in a few posts like this recently, and it always comes up that some poor sod has been caught out perusing the local WG or massage talent - so this info just gets caught in the mire. A few thoughts in a check list below, feel free to add to/amend/move.

How to not get caught out whilst punting:

1. buy the cheapest non-smart burner phone you can.
2. top up using cash only (using c or d cards leaves a "paper trail")
3. keep burner phone out of the house, car, yes not even in the boot in the spare tyre!
4. put a PIN code on ya phone. if the phone can do it, add a SIM pin lock too.
5. never store numbers on the SIM card itself. Phone memory only! dump unnecessary numbers and if you have to keep em, give them male names.
6. delete all texts after punt has finished (including whatsapp)
7. if you have to use a smart phone, i.e for sat nav/travel apps, do not install social media apps and use personal accounts.
8. google settings, set up a bogus google account. + pause any google maps location tracking and erase any history.
9. check out hushed.com - an app to generate phone numbers that expire.
10. common sense: Don't punt in your local area!
11. stay single 

[James999]

You forgot to say take your used condom home so you don't leave the Spunk / DNA for the whore$ to be able to use to make babies with you after you've left 

[earlgreyman]

You forgot to say take your used condom home so you don't leave the Spunk / DNA for the whore$ to be able to use to make babies with you after you've left 

That's actually a bloody good point.

[James999]

And should you also make up a name or is it ok to use your own real name 

And car, i it best to get false plates, and when do you fit these, at the end of the road or when you leave your house?

[Jonestown]

Don’t forget to wear your Frank Sidebottom head through out the punt, and when entering & leaving the premises.

If you do alert the suspicion of your other half she will never let up, she will become part of the sisterhood and will eventually catch you out

Don’t post anything on here that would allow the sisterhood to identify you, especially if you live in a small community rather than the smoke.

Punting is a cash game and ever increasingly cash is harder to get hold of in punting size chunks without leaving a blazingly obvious trail - tracking cash withdrawals is another sisterhood specialty.

[earlgreyman]

And should you also make up a name or is it ok to use your own real name 

And car, i it best to get false plates, and when do you fit these, at the end of the road or when you leave your house?

You can use your real name if you wish, James! 

[Marmalade]

You forgot to say take your used condom home so you don't leave the Spunk / DNA for the whore$ to be able to use to make babies with you after you've left 

Very easy to forget to take it off. Just pull your pants on. You can keep it on and deposit it at the side of the motorway. Explaining why your wearing a spunk filled condom after a long drive home as the missus comes in the bathroom would by a good Daily Mail story.

[Sureshot]

Very easy to forget to take it off. Just pull your pants on. You can keep it on and deposit it at the side of the motorway. Explaining why your wearing a spunk filled condom after a long drive home as the missus comes in the bathroom would by a good Daily Mail story.

Back in the day i got caught by the police banging a street whore.  I quickly pulled my trousers up, quick word from the copper and he told me to be on my way.  I had to drive all the way home still wearing the johnny

[Marmalade]

Back in the day i got caught by the police banging a street whore.  I quickly pulled my trousers up, quick word from the copper and he told me to be on my way.  I had to drive all the way home still wearing the johnny

Yeah been there a few times. I got into the habit of leaving it on for a bit. Of course the police were more tactful in those days. They were there to protect people and give advice. They got pissed off with kerbcrawlers holding up traffic or taking a wrong turning while eying up scenery but it was mostly, Look you’re not meant to be doing this so we have to say something to you. I did have one say to me ffs not in the bushes — it was a more visible spot than I had realised at the time. The other advantage if you’re wearing nice boxers or whatever is no chance of a bit of post-cum seepage. I also dislike a whore trying to take it off — too many are oblivious to fingernail scrape.

[jimbobted]

You forgot to say take your used condom home so you don't leave the Spunk / DNA for the whore$ to be able to use to make babies with you after you've left 

Actually that is a genuine thing I get in a panic about sometimes. I know it's ridiculous and would probably never happen.
Last time I had that particular worry I'd deposited a massive amount of cum all over the girl's face and body. She was quite insistent I had a shower before her, and I started panicking that she was scooping it all into her fanny.
Ridiculous I know. But actually, she was a bit mental...

[EastCoast Rambler]

[keeping punters lives away from prying eyes? I've chatted in a few posts like this recently, and it always comes up that some poor sod has been caught out perusing the local WG or massage talent]

What prying eyes?

[Fuzzyduck]

You forgot to say take your used condom home so you don't leave the Spunk / DNA for the whore$ to be able to use to make babies with you after you've left 

+1

They do all sorts of strange things with your dead/dying swimmers so beware.

Probably not the worst, but one of the more memorable.
Just had a very enjoyable romp and I was about to dump the condom into the bin with tissue etc.. when the girl almost yelped out not to throw it away. She took it off my hands and said she had a regular who like to suck the spunk out of used johnnies. Like WTF?

[AnthG]

1. buy the cheapest non-smart burner phone you can.
3. keep burner phone out of the house, car, yes not even in the boot in the spare tyre!

How do you charge it? And where do you keep the charger? Those cheap non-smart phones usually use proprietary DC Barrel power connectors to charge it as opposed to USB micro connectors that you get on smartphones.

A better suggestion, why not just get a dual sim phone, but one without a dual antenna that will therefore totally disable the second punting sim while switched to the other sim and you need to manually switch to the punting sim.

You will not get any texts, phone calls nor missed call messages or anything till you switch the sim inside the settings. You can even in the settings set it so you only phone certain numbers via the second punting sim. so no accidents happen.

[James999]

How do you charge it? And where do you keep the charger?

A solar panel on the roof of your Punting van of course, don't forget to fit it with blacked out windows and false plates 

[Marmalade]

I think it was rather a nice idea when hoors used vans. Used to be quite the thing in Paris many years ago. They’d be fitted out quite nicely some of them. Also had a great shag in one in Aberdeen in the days when SWs prowled the then well-known RLD. Certainly better than leaning against a brick wall somewhere..

[standardpostage]

When driving to a punt, I always go round roundabouts twice, to make sure I am not being followed 

[James999]

When driving to a punt, I always go round roundabouts twice, to make sure I am not being followed 

That's good advice, and when you leave a punt get a bus to another part of town, then a train back to your car before you drive home in case you are followed, making sure you go round the roundabout twice on the way home as well .

[whiskyfan]

Shit I've been doing this all wrong!



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Not sure if this has been done already, but would it be handy to pin a post with some tech savvy info on keeping punters lives away from prying eyes? I've chatted in a few posts like this recently, and it always comes up that some poor sod has been caught out perusing the local WG or massage talent - so this info just gets caught in the mire. A few thoughts in a check list below, feel free to add to/amend/move.

How to not get caught out whilst punting:

1. buy the cheapest non-smart burner phone you can.
2. top up using cash only (using c or d cards leaves a "paper trail")
3. keep burner phone out of the house, car, yes not even in the boot in the spare tyre!
4. put a PIN code on ya phone. if the phone can do it, add a SIM pin lock too.
5. never store numbers on the SIM card itself. Phone memory only! dump unnecessary numbers and if you have to keep em, give them male names.
6. delete all texts after punt has finished (including whatsapp)
7. if you have to use a smart phone, i.e for sat nav/travel apps, do not install social media apps and use personal accounts.
8. google settings, set up a bogus google account. + pause any google maps location tracking and erase any history.
9. check out hushed.com - an app to generate phone numbers that expire.
10. common sense: Don't punt in your local area!
11. stay single 

Oh lawd.. what is I gonna do!!

[fisherofsouls]

Joking aside, one thing you should consider is what to do with your main smartphone while going places you're not supposed to...

Look up "see my google location history" and prepare to be horrified

It pinpointed the actual house where I had my dalliance with May last week (review currently being drafted !), and the times I was in there !!

As a single bloke who lives alone, I just find it moderately useful tbh but married/coupled up guys beware: it could easily hang you 

[jimbobted]

I have just got myself a punting phone.

Before that I didn't bother but have all my social media privacy settings locked down, no Google map history. I can't be found on Facebook or LinkedIn with my mobile number. Never had any problems.

Before I started punting a stripper took my number (just the usual bs to get a drink guy to buy another dance). 2 days later "Olga" pops up on FB as someone I might know. She called herself Natalia in the club and must have actually put my number into her phone (fuck knows why). In 5 minutes of idle curiosity wit that and the fact shed mentioned the town she lived in, I knew who her husband was, the name of the business they owned, her exact date of birth and her home address. Scary stuff.
I never want to be the wrong end of a similar situation where a curious/mad as a box of frogs/malicious hooker can fuck up my nice comfortable life.
I sent her an IM letting her know to be more careful and then blocked her on FB.

[maxxblue]

Don’t forget to wear your Frank Sidebottom head through out the punt, and when entering & leaving the premises.

Even better, wear your Frank Sidebottom cock as well, just in case.

 

[smiths]

Don't go posting tips on UKP that anyone could be reading is my advice. Punters posting where they hide their punting phone, what excuses they give partners when punting aren't wise things to post on the open forum in my book.

NEVER ever get complacent is also a tip from me, treat it as a top priority as I do not to get caught out.

[Marmalade]

Don't go posting tips on UKP that anyone could be reading is my advice. Punters posting where they hide their punting phone, what excuses they give partners when punting aren't wise things to post on the open forum in my book.

When some wife complains on mumsnet she reckons her meal ticket might be seeing prostitutes or even looking on AW, UKP is the first source they quote to find clues or things to look for. Some of them are possibly bookmarking this thread for future reference.

[Heph]

Don’t forget to wear your Frank Sidebottom head through out the punt, and when entering & leaving the premises.

Even better, wear your Frank Sidebottom cock as well, just in case.

Talking of which... everyone should look out for Being Frank: The Chris Sievey story.

Superb film. Funny. Moving. Fantastic! You know it is... it really is.

Available on Netflix and on dvd etc

[geezer_breezer]

I've never been able to get an anonymous phone. Every SIM card required me to register with a network. And now both Gmail and Yahoo require a mobile number for an anonymous email account.

[maxxblue]

I've never been able to get an anonymous phone. Every SIM card required me to register with a network. And now both Gmail and Yahoo require a mobile number for an anonymous email account.

Don't know why? 

Every supermarket sells SIM cards - just stick it in your phone and top up - no registration required!

[Puntard]

When some wife complains on mumsnet she reckons her meal ticket might be seeing prostitutes or even looking on AW, UKP is the first source they quote to find clues or things to look for. Some of them are possibly bookmarking this thread for future reference.

mumsnet vs ukp the battle of the ages

One would hope that even they would chuckle at this thread

Prolly not tho

Poor old OP busy with his paper mache

 

[SN5]

Joking aside, one thing you should consider is what to do with your main smartphone while going places you're not supposed to...

Look up "see my google location history" and prepare to be horrified

It pinpointed the actual house where I had my dalliance with May last week (review currently being drafted !), and the times I was in there !!

As a single bloke who lives alone, I just find it moderately useful tbh but married/coupled up guys beware: it could easily hang you 

This will only be a problem if you keep your location on. I actually checked my history the other day after reading a similar post, and there's bugger all history to look at,  because I usually have location turned off.

[Puntard]

I've never been able to get an anonymous phone. Every SIM card required me to register with a network. And now both Gmail and Yahoo require a mobile number for an anonymous email account.

Just go on amazon something like sim depot or simswithcredit

[Rocket Scientist]

I've never been able to get an anonymous phone. Every SIM card required me to register with a network. And now both Gmail and Yahoo require a mobile number for an anonymous email account.

You can buy a SIM only pack from Tesco, ASDA, etc. Get burner phone, insert sim and top as  required

[MrArmagh]

even game or CEX have cheap smart phones these days. there was an iphone4s for £45 in game the other day I seen if you wanted a cheap smart phone for maps etc.

wouldn't be hard to pay for cash and a cheap pay as you go sim.

if you need to set up an account somewhere do it from an Internet cafe or library computer if you don't even want to do it on your own computer.

hotmail/ outlook are pretty easy to set up another email address also..

[earlgreyman]

Loving the suggestions. For those wanting a frank sidebottom disguise!

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[geezer_breezer]

I've recently had to buy two PAYG Sims. Both required me to go to an "activate" webpage before they started working. The website was roughly but not exactly ee.co.uk/activate. This is why I'm confused about anonymous SIM claims.

[Puntard]

I've recently had to buy two PAYG Sims. Both required me to go to an "activate" webpage before they started working. The website was roughly but not exactly ee.co.uk/activate. This is why I'm confused about anonymous SIM claims.

We've given u loads of options it ain't rocket science. I'd go for 02 or Vodafone. Activation usually required but sometimes the seller activates if for u which is why I mentioned those Amazon sellers. It is possible to prove 18+ u might need to put credit card details on ee but if u just using it to call/text SPs or agencies should be fine. That's all I ever used my punting sims for. If u want to use it for web browsing adultwork or agency sites that's where u may need proof of identity I expect.

[winkywanky]

Talking of which... everyone should look out for Being Frank: The Chris Sievey story.

Superb film. Funny. Moving. Fantastic! You know it is... it really is.

Available on Netflix and on dvd etc

Saw that, and you're not wrong 

[Dilly1]

Got myself a punting phone on Virgin Mobile from Argos about 3 years ago. Never had to register it on the network giving any clues to who I am, although that may have changed. You can buy too up vouchers at most supermarkets, just remember not to use any loyalty card for the shop if you buy from them. 

[Marmalade]

Saw that, and you're not wrong 

Could someone maybe summarise it for those of us too lazy to watch the whole thing?

[Heph]

Could someone maybe summarise it for those of us too lazy to watch the whole thing?

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[winkywanky]

Could someone maybe summarise it for those of us too lazy to watch the whole thing?

From what I remember, Sidebottom was almost a genuine alter-ego of Sievey. He gained an absolutely cult following  but he was actually quite a shy, private  bloke who didn't want to 'come out' as Frank. A little bit like the guy who was Basil Brush.

Sievey could have made a load more dosh than he did, but chose not to I think.

[Puntard]

Wasn’t it a segment on ‘The Word’ back in the day or did I imagine that 

[globewindsailor]

It all gets harder with the girls selling themselve online and you needing images and profiles before they meet you.

[Puntard]

It all gets harder with the girls selling themselve online and you needing images and profiles before they meet you.

Or easier

Or easier then harder

So to speak

Just need to find a viagra vending machine on the way to hers

[Up The Manor]

Don't go posting tips on UKP that anyone could be reading is my advice. Punters posting where they hide their punting phone, what excuses they give partners when punting aren't wise things to post on the open forum in my book.

NEVER ever get complacent is also a tip from me, treat it as a top priority as I do not to get caught out.

Which open forum is that then?

[ashparmar2512]

Hi guys, a friend of mine has been caught playing away by his Mrs when she watched footage of his dashcam. Apparently she had suspicions and has watched the footage of him going to the girls house he was having an affair with on various occasions

 I personally haven't got a dashcam so I can't comment on the ins and outs of how they work but made me think of how dodgy it would be for us in our favourite hobby if someone could access the footage. Sort of like tracing your phone on find my phone or past sat nav locations.

Was in doubt about posting this thread as I didn't want to give any new ideas to women off a certain site but felt I should warn my friends on here

[Payyourwaymate]

 . I hope your friend is a good talker or at least has contingency plans for his life, if his wife's scorn from his activities leads her to seek his financial ruin.

[James999]

Hi guys, a friend of mine has been caught playing away by his Mrs when she watched footage of his dashcam. Apparently she had suspicions and has watched the footage of him going to the girls house he was having an affair with

Nothing to do with punting then 

[Jeremy]

Nothing to do with punting then 

But it is to do with seeing other women behind the OH's back, which a lot of members here do frequently with prostitutes and would appreciate tips on not getting caught at it.

[ashparmar2512]

Nothing to do with punting then 

I'm confused at your actual point.... tell you what, pretend it was an escort he was cheating on his wife with if that makes it more relevant for you

[ashparmar2512]

. I hope your friend is a good talker or at least has contingency plans for his life, if his wife's scorn from his activities leads her to seek his financial ruin.

Let's just say the holiday home in marbella might be going up for sale very soon