For the "worried well" like myself just wanting a check up, you can order one of these self testing kits on the website. Either urine test for chlamydia and gonorrhoea, or blood for hiv and syphilis, or both.
I think its only for "GL" postcodes from Gloucester Royal hospital
It arrived within a day, but ive not opened it yet !!! Weeing is gonna be easy, but I don't do blood
So I opened the kit.
Weeing into a cup was a piece of piss, but the blood bit looked daunting, so I didn't bother, you had 3 disposable sharps to stab fingers with and you needed to fill a giant test tube to the line- A whole finger full. So I didn't bother, maybe another day, I only had the bloods done 6 months ago. Posted it back without the blood.
Got an automated text back the very next morning. "Unable to test sample, please reorder another kit".
Well im sure I fastened the lid on the tube, what could be wrong?
Then the penny dropped !! Id put the wee into the tiny test tube and ignored the big tube as being too large to fill with a gallon of blood. They werent labelled.
Some mothers do ave em !!
So, when you do it- piss into the big test tube...........