LillyLongLegs - Canary Wharf/London - Holy Shit, Dodged a bullet!!

[duffdude]

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Location:  Canary Wharf
Booking Length: 30 mins at 8pm
Price 110 quid

Well...this has been quite eventual and a lesson not to think 100% with your dick!

So, saw Lilly's profile and thought "yes please".  Gave her a call and immediately thought she sounds disenchanted and not very eager to do the booking; just doesn't sound happy or positive in tone- almost reluctant, but I thought; maybe that's just her telephone manner so just ignore it and go with the flow since she looks stunning.

I'm running 5 mins late cos of traffic and she texts me on the dot "where r u?"...I tell her I'm 5 mins away.  Instantly replies with "well u won't be able to have a full half hour now.  u can have 15 mins"...normally, you'd get 5 or so mins leeway cos any client can run into a bit of traffic, have issues finding her room,etc..however she's strict on this point.

Then, what I consider to be a very helpful message in deciding if i really wanna take up this offer...."I have a booking at 8:30 for half and an hour at 9...I can't push everyone back because your late"

First thing I think is 'Wow, this girl is up herself'.  Not once have I even debated can i make up the time.  Second, that honestly just conjured really mortifying images of her seeing guys back-to-back (and punters passing one another on a conveyor belt)...this is a WG who does OWO as well therefore I wouldn't want to be one of the guys down the chain on the day given where her mouth has been!!  tantamount to being a bare-backer and I don't really like the idea of playing Russian Roulette!  she calls me twice to see after texting "u can have 15 mins.  U need to be here by 20:15"....well since you put it so politely and have been an absolutely charming lady to deal with, I think i'll decline on this amazing offer

She says in her etiquette tab that her "..safety comes first.  Please respect me".  Great, and what about the chap that's seen/intends to see you?

All in all, I think traffic saved me.....i don't know about other guys, but any girl who does this is straight on a blacklist.

(and before anyone asks, yes I have all the texts to back this up).

A cautionary tale on this girl, chaps.  Go play roulette if you like, but not me thank you very much.

[peter purves]

Well done on turning her down 

[KentAde]

Check out her 'Etiquette' tab....
Stuck up bitch...

[The_Don]

Well done on turning her down 

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Punting some times is about taking a chance.

If you don't like what you see, hear or feel. Walk away without handing over any money 

Stuck up bitch...

The below quote is from her profile

My rates may be a little higher than some other girls on aw ,however I am British born and bred and give a second to none service

Check out her 'Etiquette' tab....

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[JuniorWashington09]

Having been on here awhile now, it seems some of us are very willing to overlook bullshit excuses.

If i'm willing to travel a long way away to give you business, the littlest hint of rudeness or frustration or whatever, whilst on my way to her.... I will stop and find somewhere else to go.

[Belgarion]

Conveyor belt operation, not for me. Onto the Blacklist

I do not understand this nonsense about charging x because I am British.
 

This is a service based industry

[Turtle1]

I'm gonna be horrible and say, what a cunt she is. I hate WG's who are stuck up their own arse. Back to back bookings. With no time for you to shower in between. What a disgusting slob. Yet she talks about hygiene and safety. Seriously hope she is reading this.

I am sure she has an army of fluffies kissing her feet.

Not that I would of looked at her profile twice in the first place but certainly will not now.

[Jerboa]

Well she got some positive reports on here, when she was working from MK, think the praise went to her head, and she raised her rates and got a attitude, the OP was spot on, any hint of a attitude and go to plan b, just don't think with your dick, I know it's a business for the girls, but back to back with no gaps or leeway isn't great.

[The_Don]

but back to back with no gaps or leeway isn't great.

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[SirNigel]

Funny - I had a punt with her a year or two ago. Whilst she is not unattractive, there was something about her that just didn't work/flow. I forget the details, but whilst fucking her, I was thinking - what the fuck am I doing here? She made me want to throw in the punting towel. I have a hot girlfriend so what the fuck am doing with this whore. Huge tits - tick. Tight body - tick. She was the one that made me cut back, and I mean cut back. For 10 + years, I was averaging 6 punts a month. Since LilyLongLegs, I dropped to 6 a year there and then, to eventually almost retirement A review would have not been right, as in truth, she did nothing wrong, but then again, I felt she should have delivered so much more. Her profile promises the earth, but in truth, she was nothing special. And that was me wanting A grade pussy, and in reality she was just another punt after a client meeting in some soulless town on the way home. I feel bad (if she reads this), but she killed punting for me. Now, I'm a sensual massage guy. No effort, just turn up, cop a feel, and have someone worshipping my dick for an hour. I'm done with some hot chick going through the motions - and that is her failing. Her heart isn't in it - tits and arse will only get you so far. Her attitude is what let's her down - it doesn't match the body. A lesser . woman can pull it off (the pics promise so much).

[Cabbots]

Thank God for this site... had a booking with this SP, checked last minute on UKP for recent reviews and was therefore prepared to walk if I sensed even the slightest bit of attitude.  Lo and behold, door opens, I walk in, and the air of superiority and condescension that emanated from her made me think I'd be better off with a wank, so I made my excuses and walked...

[The_Don]

Thank God for this site... had a booking with this SP, checked last minute on UKP for recent reviews

Before even picking up, a phone to call a W/G for a booking (that I've not punted before). I check if there any posted info on UKP.

This has saved, time and money over the years. I'm thank full to the genuine punters that share and help the odds, for a better punt!

and was therefore prepared to walk if I sensed even the slightest bit of attitude.  Lo and behold, door opens, I walk in, and the air of superiority and condescension that emanated from her made me think I'd be better off with a wank, so I made my excuses and walked...

May be, some of that:

give a second to none service

Good for walking on her and not giving her any of your hard earned ca$H. Its a shame she wasted your time!

[BarryProudfoot]

Funny - I had a punt with her a year or two ago. Whilst she is not unattractive,

there was something about her

that just didn't work/flow. I forget the details, but whilst fucking her, I was thinking - what the fuck am I doing here? She made me want to throw in the punting towel. I have a hot girlfriend so what the fuck am doing with this whore.

Huge tits - tick. Tight body - tick

. She was the one that made me cut back, and I mean cut back. For 10 + years, I was averaging 6 punts a month. Since LilyLongLegs, I dropped to 6 a year there and then, to eventually almost retirement A review would have not been right, as in truth, she did nothing wrong, but then again, I felt she should have delivered so much more. Her profile promises the earth, but in truth, she was nothing special. And that was me wanting A grade pussy, and in reality she was just another punt after a client meeting in some soulless town on the way home. I feel bad (if she reads this), but she killed punting for me. Now, I'm a sensual massage guy. No effort, just turn up, cop a feel, and have someone worshipping my dick for an hour. I'm done with some hot chick going through the motions - and that is her failing. Her heart isn't in it - tits and arse will only get you so far. Her attitude is what let's her down - it doesn't match the body. A lesser . woman can pull it off (the pics promise so much).

Thank God for this site... had a booking with this SP, checked last minute on UKP for recent reviews and was therefore prepared to walk if I sensed even the slightest bit of attitude.  Lo and behold, door opens, I walk in, and the

air of superiority and condescension

that emanated from her made me think I'd be better off with a wank, so I made my excuses and walked...

Glamour looking girls carry this superior aura outside escorting. I didn't realise it went on in escorting when they're the ones taking money in exchange for agreed services

[Tony_Red]

Funny - I had a punt with her a year or two ago. Whilst she is not unattractive, there was something about her that just didn't work/flow. I forget the details, but whilst fucking her, I was thinking - what the fuck am I doing here? She made me want to throw in the punting towel. I have a hot girlfriend so what the fuck am doing with this whore. Huge tits - tick. Tight body - tick. She was the one that made me cut back, and I mean cut back. For 10 + years, I was averaging 6 punts a month. Since LilyLongLegs, I dropped to 6 a year there and then, to eventually almost retirement A review would have not been right, as in truth, she did nothing wrong, but then again, I felt she should have delivered so much more. Her profile promises the earth, but in truth, she was nothing special. And that was me wanting A grade pussy, and in reality she was just another punt after a client meeting in some soulless town on the way home. I feel bad (if she reads this), but she killed punting for me. Now, I'm a sensual massage guy. No effort, just turn up, cop a feel, and have someone worshipping my dick for an hour. I'm done with some hot chick going through the motions - and that is her failing. Her heart isn't in it - tits and arse will only get you so far. Her attitude is what let's her down - it doesn't match the body. A lesser . woman can pull it off (the pics promise so much).

This describes over half of my punts.

[peter purves]

Funny - I had a punt with her a year or two ago. Whilst she is not unattractive, there was something about her that just didn't work/flow. I forget the details, but whilst fucking her, I was thinking - what the fuck am I doing here? She made me want to throw in the punting towel. I have a hot girlfriend so what the fuck am doing with this whore. Huge tits - tick. Tight body - tick. She was the one that made me cut back, and I mean cut back. For 10 + years, I was averaging 6 punts a month. Since LilyLongLegs, I dropped to 6 a year there and then, to eventually almost retirement A review would have not been right, as in truth, she did nothing wrong, but then again, I felt she should have delivered so much more. Her profile promises the earth, but in truth, she was nothing special. And that was me wanting A grade pussy, and in reality she was just another punt after a client meeting in some soulless town on the way home. I feel bad (if she reads this), but she killed punting for me. Now, I'm a sensual massage guy. No effort, just turn up, cop a feel, and have someone worshipping my dick for an hour. I'm done with some hot chick going through the motions - and that is her failing. Her heart isn't in it - tits and arse will only get you so far. Her attitude is what let's her down - it doesn't match the body. A lesser . woman can pull it off (the pics promise so much).

wOW 

[Nicko1234]

Tried booking this girl when she was in Milton Keynes. Called as requested in her profile and she the stench of superiority was overwhelming. I was almost an inconvenience. Cant remember exactly but further enquiries about her service ended with her saying she doesn't see black guys because other people in the building or the owner of the apartment didn't like it.  Biggest load of BS I've ever heard. Have no problem with it just mention it in your profile and don't waste people's time She just came across as an absolute  a**hole.

[Jerboa]

Thank God for this site... had a booking with this SP, checked last minute on UKP for recent reviews and was therefore prepared to walk if I sensed even the slightest bit of attitude.  Lo and behold, door opens, I walk in, and the air of superiority and condescension that emanated from her made me think I'd be better off with a wank, so I made my excuses and walked...

You did the right thing, tbf instead of making up a excuse, why not be honest with her? If punters told said ladies to take a attitude adjustment, and that you were leaving and she wasn't getting a penny from you, it might sort the shitty attitude.

[tombola87]

Had a punt with her last year during which the rubber split.

Her response: "Don't worry, that's happened a few times in the last few weeks, but I feel fine."

Made an urgent trip to the GUM clinic shortly after this. Was fine, fortunately, but jesus christ.

[king tarzan]

With all this suction and silicone shit I think she has destroyed the physical beauty she once had a few years back when I saw her...

[Lillylonglegs111]

Had a punt with her last year during which the rubber split.

Her response: "Don't worry, that's happened a few times in the last few weeks, but I feel fine."

Made an urgent trip to the GUM clinic shortly after this. Was fine, fortunately, but jesus christ.

I would just like to say this is a lie and absolute rubbish.....I have never had the misfortune of rubbers splitting a few times in a week, nor would I be so blasé to even make  a comment like this! Absolute lie and utter rubbish!!

I get checked out every 4 weeks and I take my health extremly seriously.

[duffdude]

I would just like to say this is a lie and absolute rubbish.....I have never had the misfortune of rubbers splitting a few times in a week, nor would I be so blasé to even make  a comment like this! Absolute lie and utter rubbish!!

I get checked out every 4 weeks and I take my health extremly seriously.

Well, guess that's alright then.  Good to know you have standards 

[Lillylonglegs111]

Well, guess that's alright then.  Good to know you have standards 

Your health is you wealth as my grandmother always said. She was a wise woman.

X

[Big Bad R]

I would just like to say this is a lie and absolute rubbish.....I have never had the misfortune of rubbers splitting a few times in a week, nor would I be so blasé to even make  a comment like this! Absolute lie and utter rubbish!!

I get checked out every 4 weeks and I take my health extremly seriously.

What about the original OP's comments and your conveyor belt service ?

[Lillylonglegs111]

What about the original OP's comments and your conveyor belt service ?

I try to leave 30 minutes at a time in between bookings- however sometimes it does happen when a client may only want to do a specific time and can't make any other. I don't like to turn down business obviously as this is my way of a income. I do let the client know when they call that this is the situation and I may have a booking Infont of them. I am honest and it's up to the client if they decide to decline in seeing me. I don't like back to back bookings. It's not ideal no- but sometimes you don't have a option. I was honest with the gentleman in question. My delivery in the texting was probably not the best, I'll admit that and apologise if I seemed like a stuck up bitch....I'm really not I promise x
I would like to quickly say, that I do shower before every single booking as hygiene again is a must with me. I wouldn't dream of seeing anyone not being fresh.
I can't please everyone all the time. I try too but again I understand not everyone will be happy.

I do apologise again for coming across like a stuck up cow though, I wasn't having a great day which is no excuse to be short with texts but again I am only human. We all can handle ourselves and situations better than we did at times. This was one of mine x

[duffdude]

I try to leave 30 minutes at a time in between bookings- however sometimes it does happen when a client may only want to do a specific time and can't make any other. I don't like to turn down business obviously as this is my way of a income. I do let the client know when they call that this is the situation and I may have a booking Infont of them. I am honest and it's up to the client if they decide to decline in seeing me. I don't like back to back bookings. It's not ideal no- but sometimes you don't have a option.

well, there is....you just don't agree to it as you have remind us, your health is super important......

I was honest with the gentleman in question. My delivery in the texting was probably not the best

No shit, Sherlock...i mean Lilly....ur manners need a bit of work...

I would like to quickly say, that I do shower before every single booking as hygiene again is a must with me. I wouldn't dream of seeing anyone not being fresh.

Not sure how you'd do that if you see client's back-to-back yet they can't have the full time they paid for (as you so politely let me know...).

I do apologise again for coming across like a stuck up cow though, I wasn't having a great day

mmm.....i spoke to you the day before and another chap mentioned he had the same 'experience'....'day' seems to be an understatement.

Ultimately, the point in the thread is that respect the client and they would respect you in turn.  You say you value your health, well; you should think of your client as well - everything works both ways otherwise whats the point in seeing you over someone else who does value their clients?

I'll leave it at that.....could go on forever but getting bored of this.  I just hope you take on the feedback.

Chaps - good luck if you want the gamble.

[Lillylonglegs111]

well, there is....you just don't agree to it as you have remind us, your health is super important......

No shit, Sherlock...i mean Lilly....ur manners need a bit of work...

Not sure how you'd do that if you see client's back-to-back yet they can't have the full time they paid for (as you so politely let me know...).

mmm.....i spoke to you the day before and another chap mentioned he had the same 'experience'....'day' seems to be an understatement.

Ultimately, the point in the thread is that respect the client and they would respect you in turn.  You say you value your health, well; you should think of your client as well - everything works both ways otherwise whats the point in seeing you over someone else who does value their clients?

I'll leave it at that.....could go on forever but getting bored of this.  I just hope you take on the feedback.

Chaps - good luck if you want the gamble.

I will take on your feedback. Thankyou  x

[Jerboa]

A service provider who is listening, and not going into loony meltdown, is that a first on this board? 

[TrevorN]

The poster Lily could even be Lillys Pimp . WG apologising very rare indeed .

[Lillylonglegs111]

well, there is....you just don't agree to it as you have remind us, your health is super important......

No shit, Sherlock...i mean Lilly....ur manners need a bit of work...

Not sure how you'd do that if you see client's back-to-back yet they can't have the full time they paid for (as you so politely let me know...).

mmm.....i spoke to you the day before and another chap mentioned he had the same 'experience'....'day' seems to be an understatement.

Ultimately, the point in the thread is that respect the client and they would respect you in turn.  You say you value your health, well; you should think of your client as well - everything works both ways otherwise whats the point in seeing you over someone else who does value their clients?

I'll leave it at that.....could go on forever but getting bored of this.  I just hope you take on the feedback.

Chaps - good luck if you want the gamble.

I will take all this onboard. Thankyou for the feedback. X