WTF profiles - ones you have to read twice to make sure you read it right

[alibirmingham]

Not sure if this topic has been covered or there’s an existing thread for it but I just came across this profile that really made me think WTF and can she be for real!

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Be interesting to know if others know any profiles that really make you think the wg is deluded. Im
Sure there are plenty.

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[kingmg]

Seems like she'd be a headache in person

[Trotter671]

Never in a million years!!!

[Punterperson1971]

What a weird lady wouldn’t touch her,looks and sounds like she’s got a stinking attitude and a chip on her shoulder would be more trouble than she’s worth,definitely better girls out there for less or even the same price who actually like their customers and appreciate them too.

[simon07]

Never went to a marketing workshop. Wants the money that escorting brings and yet afraid of the unknowns.
I agree, run a mile from this negative person. why would i waste my money on sour puss?

[alibirmingham]

I’d hate the think the way she treats her punters. I get the feeling she thinks she’s got a golden pussy or something. Just crazy.

[akauya]

I do understand why she has that kind of advert. You don't have to go far (e.g. SAAFE) to see the kind of stupid/weird shite some punters and timewasters ask SPs all the time. Sounds like she's sick and tired of it. Of course a professional, cool headed SP should be able to weed out creeps and ignore them so that she doesn't have to  say exactly how she feels about them. Her ad seems to be backfiring as she is putting off 'normal' punters whilst creeps will probably ignore her and still waste her time regardless.

To me, her ad shows she's a feisty, strong willed woman who doesn't suffer fools gladly. I wouldn't go see her, not in a professional SP/SS capacity anyway, but in real civvy life I do like a strong willed woman, they are a challenge - and I'm always up for a challenge.

Going back to this particular SP, you never know, her feistiness may attract some of those punters who seek a very assertive WG, she might even do better becoming a Dom.

[RandomGuy99]

I actually like her ad. It's straight to the point and no BS.

As an SS you want no drama and just an easy experience. Book, turn up, pay, shag and leave. The SPs want the same. It really doesn't have to be as difficult as some SSs and SPs make it.

[southcoastpunter]

I actually like her ad. It's straight to the point and no BS.

As an SS you want no drama and just an easy experience. Book, turn up, pay, shag and leave. The SPs want the same. It really doesn't have to be as difficult as some SSs and SPs make it.

100% agree - some guys think its only us guys that get messed around and get no shows etc! its not! girls get messed around too - she is just saying it as it is! i have absolutely no problem with her written profile! whether she is my type is another matter!

[Stevelondon]

Oh I don’t know. I’ve read worse ads here and there.
As RandomG and SCP says. It’s to the point.
She might just be the shag of your life….. who knows. 🤷🏼

[RandomGuy99]

Over the years I've found the no BSers to be some of the best. They're just easy to book and shag. You treat them with respect and they do the same to you.

SS: I want sex
SP: I sell sex
SS and SP: We should get together and have sex
SS and SP meet. 
SS pays the money
SS and SP have sex
SS and SP: See you again sometime. Bye.

[PilotMan]

It doesn't surprise me.

An SP told me recently that around 50 percent of enquiries are from total time wasters and guys who try to video call her and are already wanking, or call and want to wank to her voice.

I don't think that's anything wrong with it, but I think the people she's trying to prevent from calling her will actually be more motivated.

[Stevelondon]

It doesn't surprise me.

An SP told me recently that around 50 percent of enquiries are from total time wasters and guys who try to video call her and are already wanking, or call and want to wank to her voice.

I don't think that's anything wrong with it, but I think the people she's trying to prevent from calling her will actually be more motivated.

I’ve heard similar.
Just cos we are members on here. Does not make us perfect punters.
There are exceptions obviously. There’s me of course, then let’s see,  there’s that other bloke……. Names on the tip of me tongue 😂

[alibirmingham]

Interesting to see the other points of view. For me it’s a more red flag as it gives the impression anything can set this SP off and with that kind of attitude your more likely to be taken advantage of or mugged off if she’s that way inclined especially with softer punters. Not all punters are blokes who are confident or stand their ground and some dare I say may even be venerable hence why they punt as they may be socially awkward.

I think there is a difference between a solid to the point no nonsense profile while still being respectful and then there’s the I don’t give a flying fuck about punters as it’s all about me profiles and they give way to the SP treating the punters badly.

[nightbot]

I don't get what's bad about that to go "Is she for real". All that's usual stuff you see in profile i.e. "be on time", "time wasters will be blocked", "don't ask for pictures/bareback/discount". All pretty standard stuff.

The reason it is, is be size there are people who will do all that. No bs profiles like that atleast give a hint that it's legit.

Girls like these are more than likely very good at their job as they know what their job is and isn't. So when you do go for the services they are offering, you'll likely get a good service and that does mean putting you at ease.

[Stevelondon]

Interesting to see the other points of view. For me it’s a more red flag as it gives the impression anything can set this SP off and with that kind of attitude your more likely to be taken advantage of or mugged off if she’s that way inclined especially with softer punters. Not all punters are blokes who are confident or stand their ground and some dare I say may even be venerable hence why they punt as they may be socially awkward.

I think there is a difference between a solid to the point no nonsense profile while still being respectful and then there’s the I don’t give a flying fuck about punters as it’s all about me profiles and they give way to the SP treating the punters badly.

Two sides to every argument me old mate.
But I don’t agree with yours.

[alibirmingham]

Two sides to every argument me old mate.
But I don’t agree with yours.

100% and i can respect your view as at the end of the day not everyone will agree with me. Be interesting to see if any reviews come in for this SP and what her actual service is like.

[Iceman90]

No anal or watersports? No thanks love.

[Stevelondon]

100% and i can respect your view as at the end of the day not everyone will agree with me. Be interesting to see if any reviews come in for this SP and what her actual service is like.

Absolutely !