No CIM despite it being offered. Even when 'at discretion' I always try to ask in email how likely this is after my first ever naive punt years back. Was expecting a quality BJ, when she's barely keeping me hard, I say "You're not gonna make me cum like that", in a friendly way, of course! And she looks up and says "Er, yeah, I don't really do that". "What? It's on your enjoys!" "Yeah I just put that there so people'll see me".
Atleast the cow was honest. Too late for me, but honest.
My personal pet hate is girls who do CIM then run off to the loo or immediately spit into tissue, or even worse open their mouth whilst you're cumming and let it spill back all over me. Just feckin' swallow.
Girls who promise a passionate experience but only do closed mouth kissing, normally grudgingly. Or the head turners. Worst for this was that pig SA Babe in Reading. The term 'babe' only applied because of her porcine quality presumably. I ended up sucking her chin, her cheek, her nose at one point. Everywhere but the lips, god not the lips!
She had the most disgusting stinking vagina I've ever encountered too. Covered in disgusting, crusty white shit that stunk to high heaven. Even before her pants came off i knew my mouth wasn't going anywhere near it! Thought twice about my covered cock. The only time I've ever really had serious erectile disfunction on a punt.
Find no kissing to be particularly crazy when I'm gonna cum in your mouth in a bit. Is it a boyfriend thing? That they tell themselves it's not cheating if there's no kissing? Any decent boyfriend who isn't a scumbag/pimp is not gonna be ok with you taking it up the wrong 'un from dozens of blokes a week as long as you don't kiss
The difference in girls wanting Texts/Calls.
Girls not reading emails despite logging in is annoying. Girls reading emails and not replying is waay more annoying.
Girls who want to know "what you want to do in the booking?" after I've said I don't really want bdsm or roleplay, just gfe/pse/most things on her enjoys. I'm not coming to see you to form a sewing circle love. Other girls'll ban you for being very specific. There are fine lines to tread...
Inaccurate/Old photos
Profiles that try to be Mills and Boon
Profiles that promise the earth, a trend in young British girls it appears recently; some amazing porny experience, then you meet and the girls fit enough, but fucking boring and very vanilla. Just be honest!
Bad skin/ excessive makeup. Obvious drug use. Will write a review of one of them soon. She fits another category or two here too.
There's a lot more. This is enough for now i think.