xBritishBeautyx Norwich

[CleanOldMan]

 External Link/Members Only  The Lady in Red from that stunning set of pics posted on UKE on June 23.

She's just as stunning in the flesh (oooh the flesh!), but if you're looking for a blow by blow account (as it were) best look elsewhere, because it was just too good for me to attempt to recreate in porn prose.

There was a hiccup with comms beforehand, but easily sorted... and won't happen again now that I'm on her radar. Her place (home) is less than a 10 minute walk from Norwich train station. The door was quickly opened after I rang the bell. She was out of sight (in both senses), and when the door closed there she was... this semi-clad vision from the pics is actually standing in front of me, with arms and kisses unstintingly ready... and with no talk of money until we got upstairs.

Of course, a punt is about physical pleasure (this one was joyous in all ways)... it's about the blessed release of tension (achieved by a very satisfying massage, plus the explosion of a man who was four or five days overdue for a wank)... but it's also about the way the lady makes you feel. 'Beauty', quite simply, made me feel good about myself... and, trust me, that's a neat trick.

In short, this lady gave me everything I would want from a girlfriend. Highly recommended if you're mature enough to appreciate her, and to let her know of your appreciation. Roll on next pension day!

[Steve57]

Glad you enjoyed your time with her, although I'm not surprised. My experiences with her have been pretty identical to yours. She is stunningly beautiful, has a lovely personality and is totally amazing. I hope to see her many more times, that is if she's not permanently booked up by guys who have seen her "lady in red" photos on UKE.

[CleanOldMan]

Glad you enjoyed your time with her, although I'm not surprised. My experiences with her have been pretty identical to yours. She is stunningly beautiful, has a lovely personality and is totally amazing. I hope to see her many more times, that is if she's not permanently booked up by guys who have seen her "lady in red" photos on UKE.

Yeh, perhaps we should start giving her bad reviews. 

[Airforceone]

Sounds to me like Steve57 is on commission or something. You aren't her pimp
Are you?

[Steve57]

Sounds to me like Steve57 is on commission or something. You aren't her pimp
Are you?

Hi mate. No, I wish I was, I could get to see her whenever I wanted for nothing. I'm just a client who really likes her a lot. I haven't got EAS, just really like her. However, I also see a couple of other local escorts and occasionally see a different one if I have to go away on business to London etc. My reviews show who I have seen.

[CleanOldMan]

Exactly right Steve57. I think that the pimp comment was uncalled for. When you find a good plumber, mechanic or whatever, you use them over and again. This lady is great at what she does. She takes pride in satisfying her client... and she also gives just a little bit of herself, if she's treated right, as she deserves to be. Added to which, she looks, and feels, amazing to this old chap.

For some men, punting may involve the constant desire to taste something new... and I can totally understand that. Very tempting, but you do have to put up with the risk of being disappointed. For me, at 66 and on a limited income, I want satisfaction guaranteed. So, although there are two other ladies that I'm going to see (on personal recommendation), I know that xBritishBeautyx can be depended on to put me first for the whole of our 90 minutes together.

[Steve57]

Thanks for the support CleanOldMan. At this stage I'm not offended by the suggestion that I might be her pimp. I've used this site for long enough to realise that if a punter praises a WG too much he is likely to be suspected of being a pimp, which is a fair enough assumption in some cases. However, I hope that my 100+ posts and reviews of 6 different escorts (from 4 different towns and cities) is enough to convince people that I am just a punter. Also, BritishBeauty has had positive comments from several punters, so clearly it's not just me who raves about her. Her recent surge of interest was largely caused by the pictures she posted on UKE & AW in a red dress and heels. I was in a very small way responsible for the interest in her as she wore this outfit at my booking with her last week and I encouraged her to post photos wearing it. However, I have only ever seen her as a client, not as a pimp or boyfriend (I wish).

On a different subject, I am almost as old as you CleanOldMan. Would I be correct in assuming that your UKP username is inspired by a certain Beatles film featuring Wilfred Bramble (the original "Dirty Old Man" from Steptoe) who was constantly referred to in the film as "he's very clean isn't he"?

[CleanOldMan]

Yes, exactly right about my nickname. That ages us doesn't it, though (strange as it seems to me now) I didn't actually get the joke when I first saw A Hard Day's Night in 1964. It was probably years before it clicked. Duh (as they like to say nowadays). 

[Steve57]

Yes, exactly right about my nickname. That ages us doesn't it, though (strange as it seems to me now) I didn't actually get the joke when I first saw A Hard Day's Night in 1964. It was probably years before it clicked. Duh (as they like to say nowadays). 

Me too. I was only about 8 or 9 when I first saw the film. It was a number of years later before I got the joke.