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boywonder

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Delisha
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Right, read this review and a few others....so i gave it a go
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=149180.msg1632976#msg1632976

I expected Vanilla service but just wanted to be in the presence of an extreme beauty....that is how everyone described her, at least.

Well, when i arrived i nearly walked ----> Now she wasn't buttfuckingugly, but she was no stunner either as she resembled fucking Greta gremlin with all her padded make-up and lip injections. I can definitely say that her agency photos are very misleading.

I couldn't be asked to find a plan B and I needed to bust my load, so I stayed. I managed to record the punt which you can view here

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Brief average OWO, multiple position fuck. She took the pounding well and did a good job acting as if she enjoys cock; it made the experience enjoyable. Good conversation and is really a nice girl. I hate that I am writing with such brutal honesty in this review as it's never nice to read. But it has to be said.

All you gentleman on UK punting who said she was hot along with her 73 reviews on the admiral website, there needs to be a serious discussion on what constitutes beauty, a benchmark if you will.

If the girl looks like she stuck her face in a beehive due to too many collagen injections...she isn't beautiful...FULL STOP!  What is the point of this board if you can't be objective.

An example of true beauty is stunning christine (External Link/Members Only) and pornstar ruby (External Link/Members Only) ---> I have never booked these two but i saw them both shopping for food in waitrose around marble arch one day. They both caught me eye not just bc i recognized their pictures but i found them both to be head turners. AND YES - they actually look like their photos.

#delusional
#beergoggles
#thinkingwithDAwronghead
#desperatemembersleavingcrappyreviews
#150quidwasted

Offline peter purves


I expected Vanilla service but just wanted to be in the presence of an extreme beauty....that is how everyone described her, at least.

All you gentleman on UK punting who said she was hot along with her 73 reviews on the admiral website, there needs to be a serious discussion on what constitutes beauty, a benchmark if you will.

If the girl looks like she stuck her face in a beehive due to too many collagen injections...she isn't beautiful...FULL STOP!  What is the point of this board if you can't be objective.

An example of true beauty is stunning christine (External Link/Members Only) and pornstar ruby (External Link/Members Only) ---> I have never booked these two but i saw them both shopping for food in waitrose around marble arch one day. They both caught me eye not just bc i recognized their pictures but i found them both to be head turners. AND YES - they actually look like their photos.

#delusional
#beergoggles
#thinkingwithDAwronghead
#desperatemembersleavingcrappyreviews
#150quidwasted

Sorry to hear mate  :( but a funny and incisive review.

I have to say I have a problem understanding and determining punter's logic when assessing beauty on here. I've said it before but if 5 is average, it is strange to read something like the WG is not attractive but she gets 6 out of 10.

« Last Edit: June 28, 2017, 08:27:50 pm by peter purves »
Banned reason: Can't / won't take advice.
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Jvosta

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She was really hot when I saw her.....approx 6 years ago

Btw , clicked on your link of pornstar ruby who you say is "stunning" and agree with you discussion is needed on what constitutes beauty :hi:
« Last Edit: June 28, 2017, 09:03:27 pm by Jvosta »

Offline agcnospam

Each to their own, but I'd recommend that you wind your neck in a bit until you learn to accept the fact that others have a different opinion than you. To imply that there is such a thing as "objective" beauty in this context, or that anyone who thinks that this girl  is good looking or beautiful is therefore not being "objective" because you don't think that she is, is at best misguided and at worst, just plain stupid.

Delisha
External Link/Members Only

Right, read this review and a few others....so i gave it a go
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=149180.msg1632976#msg1632976

I expected Vanilla service but just wanted to be in the presence of an extreme beauty....that is how everyone described her, at least.

Well, when i arrived i nearly walked ----> Now she wasn't buttfuckingugly, but she was no stunner either as she resembled fucking Greta gremlin with all her padded make-up and lip injections. I can definitely say that her agency photos are very misleading.

I couldn't be asked to find a plan B and I needed to bust my load, so I stayed. I managed to record the punt which you can view here

External Link/Members Only

Brief average OWO, multiple position fuck. She took the pounding well and did a good job acting as if she enjoys cock; it made the experience enjoyable. Good conversation and is really a nice girl. I hate that I am writing with such brutal honesty in this review as it's never nice to read. But it has to be said.

All you gentleman on UK punting who said she was hot along with her 73 reviews on the admiral website, there needs to be a serious discussion on what constitutes beauty, a benchmark if you will.

If the girl looks like she stuck her face in a beehive due to too many collagen injections...she isn't beautiful...FULL STOP!  What is the point of this board if you can't be objective.

An example of true beauty is stunning christine (External Link/Members Only) and pornstar ruby (External Link/Members Only) ---> I have never booked these two but i saw them both shopping for food in waitrose around marble arch one day. They both caught me eye not just bc i recognized their pictures but i found them both to be head turners. AND YES - they actually look like their photos.

#delusional
#beergoggles
#thinkingwithDAwronghead
#desperatemembersleavingcrappyreviews
#150quidwasted

Offline Link7

I have to say I have a problem understanding and determining punter's logic when assessing beauty on here. I've said it before but if 5 is average, it is strange to read something like the WG is not attractive but she gets 6 out of 10.

+100

As I'm beginning to learn: all reviewers are equal, but some reviewers are more equal than others.

Offline Azucar D Artagnan


Thanks for the review ... sorry it was not up to your expectations ! Ruby Pornstar looks like quite gvf$$$ at that rate but reviews would indicate that her performance is expensive at that rate . That's the way it goes , especially with Romanians . What you see is not what you get  :scare:

boywonder

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Each to their own, but I'd recommend that you wind your neck in a bit until you learn to accept the fact that others have a different opinion than you. To imply that there is such a thing as "objective" beauty in this context, or that anyone who thinks that this girl  is good looking or beautiful is therefore not being "objective" because you don't think that she is, is at best misguided and at worst, just plain stupid.

Mate, of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not all muslims are terrorists.  Let's skip this philosophical bullsh!t....

I assure you, since you saw Delisha most recently, we both don't know what she really looks like without her hazel eye contacts, collagen lip injections and ten pounds of foundation. This is a classic example of pulling the bird in the nightclub only to realize she looks totally different without her makeup the following morning. I am pretty sure she is not pretty without all the special effects, can you at least tell me the real colour of her eyes?

 Maybe I expected a blonde as per the photos only to realize she is a brunette whose blonde highlights need a serious touch up.  The photos are misleading and this is one of the biggest isssues when using agencies. If I wanted a wanted a brunette, I would have booked one....

I mb a bit more tan than you so had to wash all that makeup residue off my face and chest --> maybe something you didn't have to deal with idk.....

And as fluffy reviews aren't well recvd on this board as I even had skeptics lurking about my Suzy Cortez review, it really is a matter of degrees of freedom when writing for others, the general audience. For me, the more unnatural a girl looks, the more you should discount that beauty.

What is your criteria, can you honestly say you would want to pick this girl up at the pub?  I'd rather bang serena williams after 4 hours of tennis bc i know what i am getting

boywonder

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Thanks for the review ... sorry it was not up to your expectations ! Ruby Pornstar looks like quite gvf$$$ at that rate but reviews would indicate that her performance is expensive at that rate . That's the way it goes , especially with Romanians . What you see is not what you get  :scare:


i never booked bc of bad reviews but she was cute, about 5 foot 4 and a nice ass in her track suit bottoms

stunning christine was taller and prettier but again, bad reviews

boywonder

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Sorry to hear mate  :( but a funny and incisive review.

I have to say I have a problem understanding and determining punter's logic when assessing beauty on here. I've said it before but if 5 is average, it is strange to read something like the WG is not attractive but she gets 6 out of 10.

that is what i am saying, if 5 is average....Delisha is a 3-4

skinny, bony chick with no ass  who stands around 5 foot 3 but decides to slap on DD's in the most unnatural way. Now all of a sudden, and i quote one of the admiral reviews, that she is the hottest girl in London. So I thought I was getting Julia from Maxes Angels quality instead of a Lil mix reject
« Last Edit: June 28, 2017, 10:05:24 pm by boywonder »

Offline agcnospam

This is my point entirely; regardless of what the criteria are, mine clearly differ from yours in some ways, in the same way that every other punter on this forum will have different criteria/opinions of what constitutes beauty or not. That being the case, neither of us is right or wrong if we say we think a woman is pretty/beautiful, it's subjective, something that you appear to dismiss in your initial review. And, regardless of your opinion and your reasons for having it, you're very unlikely to persuade anyone that a girl they thought was pretty or beautiful is not.

As a constructive point on feedback and reviews, what I find works for me is to find reviews from people on girls I have seen, check their comment and opinion, and then add a bit more weight to future reviews from punters who seem to share the same likes and criteria as you do. The punter who seemed to have the most similar taste in women to me was West8 (who I believe was banned ages ago), for example he had Anna Marie X rated extremely highly (as do I after meeting her 3 times), whereas others think she's a bang average MILF. Suzy Cortez is another good example - I thought she was fantastic and had a great punt with her, but others do not rate her at all - go figure!

Mate, of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not all muslims are terrorists.  Let's skip this philosophical bullsh!t....

I assure you, since you saw Delisha most recently, we both don't know what she really looks like without her hazel eye contacts, collagen lip injections and ten pounds of foundation. This is a classic example of pulling the bird in the nightclub only to realize she looks totally different without her makeup the following morning. I am pretty sure she is not pretty without all the special effects, can you at least tell me the real colour of her eyes?

 Maybe I expected a blonde as per the photos only to realize she is a brunette whose blonde highlights need a serious touch up.  The photos are misleading and this is one of the biggest isssues when using agencies. If I wanted a wanted a brunette, I would have booked one....

I mb a bit more tan than you so had to wash all that makeup residue off my face and chest --> maybe something you didn't have to deal with idk.....

And as fluffy reviews aren't well recvd on this board as I even had skeptics lurking about my Suzy Cortez review, it really is a matter of degrees of freedom when writing for others, the general audience. For me, the more unnatural a girl looks, the more you should discount that beauty.

What is your criteria, can you honestly say you would want to pick this girl up at the pub?  I'd rather bang serena williams after 4 hours of tennis bc i know what i am getting

mcgee121

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This is my point entirely; regardless of what the criteria are, mine clearly differ from yours in some ways, in the same way that every other punter on this forum will have different criteria/opinions of what constitutes beauty or not. That being the case, neither of us is right or wrong if we say we think a woman is pretty/beautiful, it's subjective, something that you appear to dismiss in your initial review. And, regardless of your opinion and your reasons for having it, you're very unlikely to persuade anyone that a girl they thought was pretty or beautiful is not.

This is a cop out. There's very few girls if any that I find beautiful on AW.  I do tend to think the cam girls look better than the escorts.  Most punters choose someone who they think is hot this could be for difference reasons (large breasts etc).  My favourite porn star is Riley Reid but I don't think she is a stunner but I find her to be very sexy.  I agree with the OP that some punters exaggerate the looks of SPs and it's very annoying.  You can't argue that major flaws i.e. bad skin etc. someone would find that beautiful.  They obviously have low standards if they believe that.

As a constructive point on feedback and reviews, what I find works for me is to find reviews from people on girls I have seen, check their comment and opinion, and then add a bit more weight to future reviews from punters who seem to share the same likes and criteria as you do. The punter who seemed to have the most similar taste in women to me was West8 (who I believe was banned ages ago), for example he had Anna Marie X rated extremely highly (as do I after meeting her 3 times), whereas others think she's a bang average MILF. Suzy Cortez is another good example - I thought she was fantastic and had a great punt with her, but others do not rate her at all - go figure!

So you look for confirmation bias?  It's best to look for a plethora of views that challenge your opinions.  Suzy Cortez has been getting some good reviews lately but she seems unpredictable and that punters have to sweet talk her to get a good service out of her.

boywonder

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This is my point entirely; regardless of what the criteria are, mine clearly differ from yours in some ways, in the same way that every other punter on this forum will have different criteria/opinions of what constitutes beauty or not. That being the case, neither of us is right or wrong if we say we think a woman is pretty/beautiful, it's subjective, something that you appear to dismiss in your initial review. And, regardless of your opinion and your reasons for having it, you're very unlikely to persuade anyone that a girl they thought was pretty or beautiful is not.

As a constructive point on feedback and reviews, what I find works for me is to find reviews from people on girls I have seen, check their comment and opinion, and then add a bit more weight to future reviews from punters who seem to share the same likes and criteria as you do. The punter who seemed to have the most similar taste in women to me was West8 (who I believe was banned ages ago), for example he had Anna Marie X rated extremely highly (as do I after meeting her 3 times), whereas others think she's a bang average MILF. Suzy Cortez is another good example - I thought she was fantastic and had a great punt with her, but others do not rate her at all - go figure!

I truly get what you're saying but we are also going in circles about writing for the general audience and benchmarking.   

I will end this discussion confused as fuck bc you wrote in your review that Delisha has a great ass when she really doesn't have one....only to find out that you also saw the ass queen suzy cortez. and a great ass doesn't have to be big, smiley miley had a great ass for a petite girl......do you really think delisha is as hot as true stunners like suzy cortez, julia and ashley from maxes?

PS: EVERYONE thinks suzy cortez is hot, there is ZERO confusion about that..the questions on her surrounded service and communication, not looks. of course there are the outliers who probably find big asses unattractive, but the consensus is clear


Offline robbie54321

I'm gonna jump in here!

I saw delisha about 5 years ago and even back then I couldn't believe the Admiral review hype!

Tits were far to big for her frame, lips were far to big. I was expecting a drop dead beauty!

Instead she was above avarage looking back then but by no means the babe that the reviews made her out to be!

For the sake of karma I'll say she was quite sweet however😇

boywonder

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I'm gonna jump in here!

I saw delisha about 5 years ago and even back then I couldn't believe the Admiral review hype!

Tits were far to big for her frame, lips were far to big. I was expecting a drop dead beauty!

Instead she was above avarage looking back then but by no means the babe that the reviews made her out to be!

For the sake of karma I'll say she was quite sweet however😇

i wish you would have written  a review, may have saved me the hassle

Offline robbie54321

Sorry BW, it was a few years ago, long before I joined UKP