WG farts!!

[dieseldriver]

Would it put you off seeing a WG again if she "let rip" while seeing her?? Today, I had an out-call to the hotel I'm staying at while away from home. Requesting to use the bathroom, she let out a couple of the loudest farts I'v heard for ages!! OMG, here am I being the gentleman, and she loudly farts like I'm not here. Manners may maketh man, but what about maketh women!!!   

[James999]

Sounds like a Courtsean, link to her profile?

[Stealthshagger]

sounds like a talent. thank fuck it isnt an enjoys option, theyd charge you extra for unsolicited air biscuits.

[Pussiehunter]

Whats a let rip? ?.

[Stealthshagger]

Whats a let rip? ?.

to fart, as he says.

[here4fun]

About a month ago, maybe six weeks, I treated myself to a home visit from a WG that I've seen a few times before. 

She arrived, and asked if she could use my bathroom to get ready, I had no objections.  Out she comes, stockings etc, and does me quite a good service.  I did think at the time that she'd taken rather a long time to get herself sorted out, but thought no more of it.  After the punt, I dropped her off at the railway station and came back home. 

On going to use my bathroom I discovered why she'd taken so long to get ready.  She'd laid a "Richard the Third" in the loo - and not flushed it away.  Honest to God, this thing was about the width of a Coke tin and about twice as long.  With much dry-heaving, I ended up having to break it up with the bog-brush before it'd flush away. 

Needless to say I haven't gone for the repeat booking option........!!!!!

[Stealthshagger]

profiles?

[grey402]

Last year I booked a wg in london, good looking all dressed up thought this going to be brilliant, anyway on with a massage I was nice and relaxed and then she let's out the loudest fart I've ever heard I actually got a fright. Her reply was "oops a daisy" I was actually embarrassed for her I know we all do it and that but haway there's a time and a place and it stunk  so aye it ruined the punt

[grey402]

I will put up a link once I figure out how to do it on a phone just incase anyone wants a farting fetish 

[nigel4498]

Would it put you off seeing a WG again if she "let rip" while seeing her?? Today, I had an out-call to the hotel I'm staying at while away from home. Requesting to use the bathroom, she let out a couple of the loudest farts I'v heard for ages!! OMG, here am I being the gentleman, and she loudly farts like I'm not here. Manners may maketh man, but what about maketh women!!!   

Lucky she didn't charge for it if it wasn't on her enjoy list.

[Pussiehunter]

to fart, as he says.

Ah yes. I get it now lol.

[James999]

Ah yes. I get it now lol.

Are you a bloke or a bird / pro$$ie pretending to be?

[ForrestGump]

...She'd laid a "Richard the Third" in the loo - and not flushed it away.  Honest to God, this thing was about the width of a Coke tin and about twice as long.  With much dry-heaving, I ended up having to break it up with the bog-brush before it'd flush away. 

Fucking hell! Sounds ike she gave birth to turdzilla! All included in her standard fee, though, I take it? 

[Pussiehunter]

Are you a bloke or a bird / pro$$ie pretending to be?

I am a guy and you then lol.

[James999]

I am a guy lol.

Who have you seen then pro$$ie wise?

[Pussiehunter]

Who have you seen then pro$$ie wise?

Soz but wont go into details of who. Who you seen then?.

[Stealthshagger]

Who have you seen then pro$$ie wise?

the one in his avatar and her four sisters

[Horizontal pleasures]

Would it put you off seeing a WG again if she "let rip" while seeing her?? Today, I had an out-call to the hotel I'm staying at while away from home. Requesting to use the bathroom, she let out a couple of the loudest farts I'v heard for ages!! OMG, here am I being the gentleman, and she loudly farts like I'm not here. Manners may maketh man, but what about maketh women!!!   

it could just as easily have been you. SBD, we used to call them at school.
(Silent But Deadly)

[James999]

Soz but wont go into details of who.

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[JV547845]

A really loud fart might make me insist we share the shower first before I rim her.  Other than that my cock really doesn't care about farts, it just wants to fuck.

[Pussiehunter]

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lol.

[Stealthshagger]

A really loud fart might make me insist we share the shower first before I rim her.  Other than that my cock really doesn't care about farts, it just wants to fuck.

not one for 69 Im guessing

[Horizontal pleasures]

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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 11:37:55 pm »
Quote from: James999 on Today at 11:36:30 pm

lol.
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 11:31:26 pm »
Quote from: James999 on Today at 11:29:54 pm
Who have you seen then pro$$ie wise?
Soz but wont go into details of who. Who you seen then?.
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 11:27:57 pm »
Quote from: James999 on Today at 10:56:09 pm
Are you a bloke or a bird / pro$$ie pretending to be?
I am a guy and you then lol.
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UK Punting / Re: Ass or Tits ?
« on: Today at 11:17:24 pm »
I like big boobs  .
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 10:50:40 pm »
Quote from: Stealthshagger on Today at 10:22:51 pm
to fart, as he says.
Ah yes. I get it now lol.
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 10:21:31 pm »
Whats a let rip? ?.
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UK Punting / Re: Is some 'bonkers pricing' not actually all that bonkers?
« on: Yesterday at 11:46:25 pm »
Yes go for the cheap ones lol.
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UK Punting / Pregnant as option as like on adultwork.
« on: Yesterday at 10:21:09 pm »
Hi. I am just abit confused over this option and I noticed that many escort has this on their profiles, but do escorts really want to get pregnant by a punter?. Whats your view on this?.
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London / Re: Am I being an idiot but...
« on: July 25, 2014, 10:00:31 pm »
The only time I would go there is for a bj and a pizza lol..
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UK Punting / Re: Sick fuck who wants a sti
« on: July 20, 2014, 09:05:29 pm »
lol classic one this one, pretty fun I must say, laughed abit 
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UK Punting / Re: craigslist
« on: July 18, 2014, 07:12:59 pm »
No I advice not to use it, mostly it is men signing up as women to collect emails and pics, mabie there are 2 genuine women of every 30 post.
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London / Re: Big boobs required.
« on: July 16, 2014, 06:52:58 pm »
Quote from: peewee on July 15, 2014, 06:37:35 pm
Yes, price changed but it says her girlfriend will join in for free.
That's a good deal, which means double the fun 
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London / Re: Big boobs required.
« on: July 15, 2014, 04:32:01 pm »
Nice pics she got and I did noticed she changed her pricing structure since yesterday.
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London / Re: Big boobs required.
« on: July 14, 2014, 05:42:49 pm »
Quote from: The happy one on July 14, 2014, 01:07:42 pm
Hi

You don't say what you want to pay what services your after

I know one around the angel

Yes, the budget Is from 60 to 100 and I like the gfe and anal if she does it as well.
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London / Big boobs required.
« on: July 13, 2014, 09:15:09 pm »
Been punting for few years but looking for a reg now, someone with fairly big boobs DD or above, brunette or blonde and in south east London old or young is fine to. If anyone know any good ones  let me know.. thanks 
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UK Punting / Re: girls login but don't reply to email
« on: July 13, 2014, 05:01:39 pm »
They are mostly there for "ego boost" and don't actually meet, also you can see they have read the emails but don't reply lol.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Naked ladies OK but stricty;

!! No NAKED light's!!

[Pussiehunter]

UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 11:37:55 pm »
Quote from: James999 on Today at 11:36:30 pm

lol.
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 11:31:26 pm »
Quote from: James999 on Today at 11:29:54 pm
Who have you seen then pro$$ie wise?
Soz but wont go into details of who. Who you seen then?.
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 11:27:57 pm »
Quote from: James999 on Today at 10:56:09 pm
Are you a bloke or a bird / pro$$ie pretending to be?
I am a guy and you then lol.
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UK Punting / Re: Ass or Tits ?
« on: Today at 11:17:24 pm »
I like big boobs  .
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 10:50:40 pm »
Quote from: Stealthshagger on Today at 10:22:51 pm
to fart, as he says.
Ah yes. I get it now lol.
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UK Punting / Re: WG farts!!
« on: Today at 10:21:31 pm »
Whats a let rip? ?.
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UK Punting / Re: Is some 'bonkers pricing' not actually all that bonkers?
« on: Yesterday at 11:46:25 pm »
Yes go for the cheap ones lol.
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UK Punting / Pregnant as option as like on adultwork.
« on: Yesterday at 10:21:09 pm »
Hi. I am just abit confused over this option and I noticed that many escort has this on their profiles, but do escorts really want to get pregnant by a punter?. Whats your view on this?.
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London / Re: Am I being an idiot but...
« on: July 25, 2014, 10:00:31 pm »
The only time I would go there is for a bj and a pizza lol..
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UK Punting / Re: Sick fuck who wants a sti
« on: July 20, 2014, 09:05:29 pm »
lol classic one this one, pretty fun I must say, laughed abit 
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UK Punting / Re: craigslist
« on: July 18, 2014, 07:12:59 pm »
No I advice not to use it, mostly it is men signing up as women to collect emails and pics, mabie there are 2 genuine women of every 30 post.
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London / Re: Big boobs required.
« on: July 16, 2014, 06:52:58 pm »
Quote from: peewee on July 15, 2014, 06:37:35 pm
Yes, price changed but it says her girlfriend will join in for free.
That's a good deal, which means double the fun 
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London / Re: Big boobs required.
« on: July 15, 2014, 04:32:01 pm »
Nice pics she got and I did noticed she changed her pricing structure since yesterday.
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London / Re: Big boobs required.
« on: July 14, 2014, 05:42:49 pm »
Quote from: The happy one on July 14, 2014, 01:07:42 pm
Hi

You don't say what you want to pay what services your after

I know one around the angel

Yes, the budget Is from 60 to 100 and I like the gfe and anal if she does it as well.
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London / Big boobs required.
« on: July 13, 2014, 09:15:09 pm »
Been punting for few years but looking for a reg now, someone with fairly big boobs DD or above, brunette or blonde and in south east London old or young is fine to. If anyone know any good ones  let me know.. thanks 
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UK Punting / Re: girls login but don't reply to email
« on: July 13, 2014, 05:01:39 pm »
They are mostly there for "ego boost" and don't actually meet, also you can see they have read the emails but don't reply lol.

Whats your problem? are you the site clown?.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Whats your problem? are you the site clown?.

What's yours? Mind the credibility gap.

[Pussiehunter]

What's yours? Mind the credibility gap.

Blocked, easy.

[yorkshire123]

Come on guys we are supposed to be giving new members the chance to contribute & not give them a hard time.
So a belated welcome to the forum Pussiehunter 


Now you've had your fun, fuck off back to your internet porn & have yourself a wank and leave the prossie talk to people who are old enough to actually do it.

[Pussiehunter]

Come on guys we are supposed to be giving new members the chance to contribute & not give them a hard time.
So a belated welcome to the forum Pussiehunter 


Now you've had your fun, fuck off back to your internet porn & have yourself a wank and leave the prossie talk to people who are old enough to actually do it.

I am getting on fine here and yes thanks, hi to you to x.

[JV547845]

not one for 69 Im guessing

no, I like that .  Luckily so far I just haven't been farted on.  I guess my cock has more diverse tastes than I thought it did.

[Straife]

I am getting on fine here and yes thanks, hi to you to x.

You claim to be a punter not a woman yet end your post with a kiss? Talk about outing yourself 

[NIK]

I am getting on fine here and yes thanks, hi to you to x.

Simple piece of advice, stop using 'lol' and writing like a prossy or a thirteen year old, if you want to stay around.

[Daffodil]

I am getting on fine here and yes thanks, hi to you to x.

You sound like a prossie to me. All this "lol" bollocks and signing off with a "x" 

Even if you are a genuine punter, you sound pretty juvenile so I'm sure you won't be missed 

[Pussiehunter]

Simple piece of advice, stop using 'lol' and writing like a prossy or a thirteen year old, if you want to stay around.

I done nothing wrong here 

[Dani]

I done nothing wrong here 

 

Im going for a female not a kid.  The lols, the kisses all give it away.  As does the passive aggressive style posts.  Picking but trying to do it in a nice way so not to get banned.  Obviously been banned before

[Daffodil]

Im going for a female not a kid.  The lols, the kisses all give it away.  As does the passive aggressive style posts.  Picking but trying to do it in a nice way so not to get banned.  Obviously been banned before

Well if this isn't a memorable day, you agree with me on one thread and I agree with you on this.

[jock69]

Can we really be surprised with a escort farting, a lot of them are not exactly doing a elegant job, they suck a guys cock let him cum in there mouth then let another guy come in there mouth there is probably about 10 different guys spunk still left around her gums by the end of the day, and that is without the rimming the punters arses, how many escorts have caught worms from doing that.

So the farting wouldn't be a big deal to a lot of them i should imaging after all this ain't a job for shy types.

[Dani]

So the farting wouldn't be a big deal to a lot of them i should imaging after all this ain't a job for shy types.

Not a big deal?  I would be cringing with embarrassment.  I know sometimes we cant help our bodily functions and it is not always easy to stop doing what your body needs however I have to say I would not want it to happen to me

[lewishamguy]

You sound like a prossie to me. All this "lol" bollocks and signing off with a "x" 

Even if you are a genuine punter, you sound pretty juvenile so I'm sure you won't be missed 

Perhaps a banned prossie now pretending as a punter 

[jock69]

I ain't saying i would want an escort farting in my face saying that i have had a girl that twice did a fanny fart very noisy but no smell. We both kind of laughed and shrugged it off.

[JB1969]

I am the first to say give newbies a chance but have to say i smell fanny 

[JB1969]

I ain't saying i would want an escort farting in my face saying that i have had a girl that twice did a fanny fart very noisy but no smell. We both kind of laughed and shrugged it off.

Fanny farts happen that is something we can not blame a prossie for but when it comes to farts yes, sorry but with the medication available to anybody who suffers from flatulance there is no excuse. For me it would be a big no.

[jock69]

The escort that did the fart she could have had bad wind or eaten something dodge that day or just did not give a shit. Probably did not give a shit bet the room stunk after, nice way to end a punt ha ha

[Pussiehunter]

Just had a nice fart 

[aerofan5]

Never had a girl fart on me, but I did have a similar event once.

I was receiving a world class blow job with a WG and just as I was stiffening up ready for the vinegar stroke I let one go, caught me out completely and was unexpected.

I apologised and started to droop, at which point she grinned and said "No problem, come on, give it to me, all of it!" and she looked at me and sucked like crazy.

Seconds later she had a mouthful and swallowed the lot - what a girl!!

We laughed about it and then had round two!

[yorkshire123]

Just had a nice fart 

See you next time Hidden Image/Members Only (courtesy of akauya)

[Horizontal pleasures]

Just had a nice fart 

reminds me of the German road signs, Fahrt Langsam

[vt]

reminds me of the German road signs, Fahrt Langsam

These prossies need to be very careful if they are travelling to Denmark...they take the subject very seriously there!

Imagine having to hold one in for 16km!!!   

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[xer0]

Some punters pay to have their face sat on by a WG.
I'm sure there are some who like a little scat play as well 

[Happylad]

I was in bed with one of my regulars relaxing after a particularly strenuously bout when I suddenly couldn`t help myself, and let go a long rippling fart.  I immediately apologised to the girl who said "Thank God. I`m dying for one myself", and let one go.  For the next 5 minutes we were both laughing fit to bust.