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Author Topic: Britta At Cloisters Why I Elite Punt  (Read 2140 times)

Modelduos

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PROLOGUE/ MOAN
This bird explains why I pay 250 rather than 150
For 150 you might get lucky
Lucky for me
Is a circa 20 bird who’s come over for economic reasons rather than because whorring was a defined career move when her beauty was starting to fade

Standard 150 squids for one hour

THE BIRD
Fit
In da club fellas be like flies
BUT
Once disrobed everything is already a bit saggy
Medium but saggy tits
Saggy arse
Size 8 tho and not fat

THE PUNT
Weird
Caught her when she first arrived
Went for shower
Came out
She’s sitting at her little desk on her laptop
Says what do u like
I coyly say pretty ladies great sex
Anway she wants to get to know me
For like fucking twenty minutes  :dash:
She eventually gets on the bed
Wants to give me a massage
Then some lame OWC and sex

POST SCRIPT
She is fit
And her stated age of circa 23
But a big saggy
And a weirdo
She told me this wasn’t the life for her
And she’s be going back soon to be reunited with her love and to carry on working as a teacher
That was about 4 months ago and don’t think she’s left since

Meh

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« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 09:07:52 am by Modelduos »

Offline LLPunting

Hmmm, so you're saying that despite all your experience and nous that you let this woman waste 20 mins yakking?

WTF?

And you make this the case study to justify your paying +100 ph?

Modelduos

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Hmmm, so you're saying that despite all your experience and nous that you let this woman waste 20 mins yakking?

WTF?

And you make this the case study to justify your paying +100 ph?

Mate I’m just calling it like it is from my perspective why don’t u go see her and corroborate or otherwise

Modelduos

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And I think that’s the difference with my punting needs I am looking for noobs so I take it for granted they may need some cajoling and coaxing, also I’m a nice guy  :hi:

Offline king tarzan

It's utter rubbish to think the more you pay the better looking woman and better service..
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Modelduos

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It's utter rubbish to think the more you pay the better looking woman and better service..
Not really matey
I know u say yabba dabba doo or whatever it is a lot in your reviews
But your drooling over Molly shows you ain’t used to super babes
I give her 10/10 overall cos she’s 20, new to the game and sweet plus fit
But I’ve punted much fitter
Meh

Offline king tarzan

Not really matey
I know u say yabba dabba doo or whatever it is a lot in your reviews
But your drooling over Molly shows you ain’t used to super babes
I give her 10/10 overall cos she’s 20, new to the game and sweet plus fit
But I’ve punted much fitter
Meh

OK what ever you WIN!! :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I know absolutely NOTHING.. :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Modelduos

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OK what ever you WIN!! :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I know absolutely NOTHING.. :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Nah u ok mate but we all different I’m a young chap who tries to empathise with the birds also
There are much fitter birds than Molly
But as a package she was cool
 :thumbsup:

Offline peter purves

Size 8=saggy=fit=23 years old??  :unknown:

Sorry things didn't work out mate!!
Banned reason: Can't / won't take advice.
Banned by: daviemac

Modelduos

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Size 8=saggy=fit=23 years old??  :unknown:

Sorry things didn't work out mate!!

Ah maybe a lingo thing

My generation say fit as in hot as in beautiful

So she was beautiful facially and from a distance

Or in lingerie

But closer inspection and palpation on of titties and ass revealed said issues

If service was great I prolly wouldn’t have noticed tbh

Meh
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 12:11:19 pm by Modelduos »

Modelduos

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Fit to look at not fit to squeeze or scrutinise

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Modelduos

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Early 20s lass poor service you’d drool at her in the street but she ain’t no where near model standard

James999

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I’m a young chap who tries to empathise with the birds

Sounds like she read you as a mug and took full advantage  :hi:

Offline king tarzan

Early 20s lass poor service you’d drool at her in the street but she ain’t no where near model standard

Unlucky you..
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Modelduos

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Sounds like she read you as a mug and took full advantage  :hi:
Sure, I’m weak and useless ;-)


James999

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Sure, I’m weak and useless ;-)

If you say so, but the reality is you did get mugged off by a eastern European pro$$ie who can barely speak English (according to website)  :hi:

Modelduos

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If you say so, but the reality is you did get mugged off by a eastern European pro$$ie who can barely speak English (according to website)  :hi:
Yeah but I’m retired at 40, single and can do this as much as I want so maybe not totally stupid. Her English is ok tho. Meh

Modelduos

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Also since I saw her (once) I’ll have spent around five figures on this hobby so not sure if I was the mug or she was...

Offline king tarzan

Yeah but I’m retired at 40, single and can do this as much as I want so maybe not totally stupid. Her English is ok tho. Meh

Don't bother with useless james..
He has no credibility far as reviews are concerned. .
He just spouts shit about because he has nothing better to do.
At least you have contributed.. that's a start.
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Modelduos

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Don't bother with useless james..
He has no credibility far as reviews are concerned. .
He just spouts shit about because he has nothing better to do.
At least you have contributed.. that's a start.

KT  :cool:

James999

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Yeah but I’m retired at 40,

I thought you said you were young, your stories falling apart so quickly...………………………………

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Modelduos

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I thought you said you were young, your stories falling apart so quickly...………………………………

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Oh that’s old is it, k
When u retired at 40 with seven figures in the bank
Let me know young un


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Modelduos

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And for the record I’m not bothered if I get banned
At all
I’m trying to give something back to the ‘community’
Ukp gave me a few ideas
How to pursue this hobby
But like most successes in life you best find your own way
I’ve done that
And judging by the pm’s I am getting people do want the info I can provide
The only inspirational reviewer on here
Was YLF
But u banned him
Oh I forgot
He’s me
 :dance:

Offline nervyfooker

Also since I saw her (once) I’ll have spent around five figures on this hobby so not sure if I was the mug or she was...


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Online davison

Clear agency agenda. Smells to high heaven.

Offline Jonestown

Clear agency agenda. Smells to high heaven.

Wouldnt surprise me, Diva, Baraccuda & Hot Collection, all the same Sergei nowadays isn't it ?

Modelduos

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Wouldnt surprise me, Diva, Baraccuda & Hot Collection, all the same Sergei nowadays isn't it ?
How’d u know my name?
 :crazy:

Modelduos

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Clear agency agenda. Smells to high heaven.
Fink u might not want to bet your life on it
Guv
 :hi:
Meh

vw

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It's utter rubbish to think the more you pay the better looking woman and better service..

Good research, instinct and luck do that.

Modelduos

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Good research, instinct and luck do that.

Yep u need all that whatever your price point

vw

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Yep u need all that whatever your price point

Indeed, save me some research and let me know your last name here.   :sarcastic:

Offline stampjones

Indeed, save me some research and let me know your last name here.   :sarcastic:
One thing’s for sure - we’ll know him next time: meh - wtf is that!!!

Offline Stanford97

So this is what it’s like being in a mental hospital.

Online hendrix

Well, there's a surprise :D

Smelt like YBL, but certainly dodgy whoever it is.

Offline Dicky

MEH!  :lol:

The more I read this character's reviews, the more it became clear that this was YLF logging in from another IP, desperate to get attention.

Good decision, admin...good riddance to bad rubbish.

Offline Belgarion

Yep u need all that whatever your price point

Poor saddo

Focus on pumping your baby mama

Offline Swapmeister

Oh that’s old is it, k
When u retired at 40 with seven figures in the bank
Let me know young un


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Jeeze. Almost every sentence that comes out of your mouth is to do with how much money you have. Boooooring!

And I save you the effort, yes you have more money than me.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 09:54:36 pm by Swapmeister »


Offline Stanford97

And I save you the effort, yes you have more money than me.
He’s probably a dribbling, impotent, leper-faced twat on welfare.

SlamBoy

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And for the record I’m not bothered if I get banned

Reported this muppet yesterday. LOL!

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Offline Titti Tatti

PROLOGUE/ MOAN
This bird explains why I pay 250 rather than 150
For 150 you might get lucky
Lucky for me
Is a circa 20 bird who’s come over for economic reasons rather than because whorring was a defined career move when her beauty was starting to fade

Standard 150 squids for one hour

THE BIRD
Fit
In da club fellas be like flies
BUT
Once disrobed everything is already a bit saggy
Medium but saggy tits
Saggy arse
Size 8 tho and not fat

THE PUNT
Weird
Caught her when she first arrived
Went for shower
Came out
She’s sitting at her little desk on her laptop
Says what do u like
I coyly say pretty ladies great sex
Anway she wants to get to know me
For like fucking twenty minutes  :dash:
She eventually gets on the bed
Wants to give me a massage
Then some lame OWC and sex

POST SCRIPT
She is fit
And her stated age of circa 23
But a big saggy
And a weirdo
She told me this wasn’t the life for her
And she’s be going back soon to be reunited with her love and to carry on working as a teacher
That was about 4 months ago and don’t think she’s left since

Meh

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So farewell then modelduos.
This is your latest masterwork
Looks like a modern poem.
About as interesting as one of them.

E J Thribb.

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Offline Stanford97

Sounds like she read you as a mug and took full advantage  :hi:

Congrats to James. Was this the first cave troll you’ve helped slay James? You must have felt like you were in the mines of Moria.

Offline stampjones


So farewell then modelduos.
This is your latest masterwork
Looks like a modern poem.
About as interesting as one of them.

E J Thribb.
Nice one TT - you’re not ian hislop in real life are you ;)

Offline SamLP

Kept thinking this was YLF, until he confirmed it.

What happened to your site?

SlamBoy

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Congrats to James. Was this the first cave troll you’ve helped slay James? You must have felt like you were in the mines of Moria.

Hahaha!

I'd also like to take a little bow here. I called it a couple of days ago . . .

I getting a bit suspicious of this OP.

(1) Joined only 10 days ago.

(2) 8 reviews in three days.

(3) All expensive agencies.

Looks like on of these reviewers for hire if you ask me.  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: