PROLOGUE/ MOAN
This bird explains why I pay 250 rather than 150
For 150 you might get lucky
Lucky for me
Is a circa 20 bird who’s come over for economic reasons rather than because whorring was a defined career move when her beauty was starting to fade
Standard 150 squids for one hour
THE BIRD
Fit
In da club fellas be like flies
BUT
Once disrobed everything is already a bit saggy
Medium but saggy tits
Saggy arse
Size 8 tho and not fat
THE PUNT
Weird
Caught her when she first arrived
Went for shower
Came out
She’s sitting at her little desk on her laptop
Says what do u like
I coyly say pretty ladies great sex
Anway she wants to get to know me
For like fucking twenty minutes
She eventually gets on the bed
Wants to give me a massage
Then some lame OWC and sex
POST SCRIPT
She is fit
And her stated age of circa 23
But a big saggy
And a weirdo
She told me this wasn’t the life for her
And she’s be going back soon to be reunited with her love and to carry on working as a teacher
That was about 4 months ago and don’t think she’s left since
Meh
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