External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlySorry to have to post a negative review for my first one.
Booked Lexus Jordan and Teen Vicki for an hour. Expensive but thought it worth a shot - good AW feedback.
Pre-meet comms I can't fault. Agreed school uniforms, bare legs, no knickers and to take pics of Lexus (Vicki doesn't allow this).
As I arrived at the hotel, I got a text asking where I was and told the room number.
I was let into the room by Vicki, who did not have the requested bare legs. The room was an absolute tip, bags and clothes strewn all over the floor. Lexus was still in the bathroom getting ready - so why did she summon me up, if she wasn't ready?
The air of complete indifference was palpable.
Eventually Lexus came out of the bathroom. I handed over the money and mentioned the agreed pic taking.
"I didn't know you did that" says Vicki.
"Well it's not on my profile" says Lexus
"Well, yes or no" says I.
"Er, no" says Lexus.
Good start.
Vicki attractive, dark hair, nice figure, though boobs not exactly pert.
Lexus nothing like her pics, no attempt at nice make-up, hair pulled back in a particularly chavvy manner. Not really attractive though nice body spoilt by ridiculous tattoos. Where they found those pics, God knows.
I climb on the bed followed by the two girls. Lexus starts to massage my cock through my trousers while Vicki lifts her skirt to display her pussy, which, admittedly, is particularly fine and very smooth.
There follow feeble attempts to be 'sexy', eventually Lexus starts a handjob, without much idea how to do it properly. I suggests she uses her mouth. To my amazement she squirts strawberry lubricant on my cock, as if to imply she doesn't like the taste of clean cock. Definitely needs a blowjob course. I'm already bored, so after a bit I suggest Vicki takes over. She doesn't do OWO, so on with the condom. Even so, she at least uses some subtlety in her technique and gets me going.
Being fairly fed up by now,but about to cum, I suggest she removes the condom and finishes me off by hand.
"What?" She says
Lexus has to explain.
Meanwhile Lexus is seated by my head working her pussy with a dildo.
"Aargh, ooooooh, hoooo, aargh" she moans unconvincingly.
Vicki makes me cum with her hand, positioning my cock to ensure that none of it touches her.
Lexus thrusts a pack of whipes at me, so I can clean myself up.
She then starts to stroke my thigh in a feeble fashion. I attempt to make polite conversation, though there is a distinct lack of interest. My cock is still hard from the Cialis I had taken, but it does not excite much interest from these two.
Vicki is now texting on her phone.
"Shall I turn the telly on?" She asks
Jesus Christ!
"No" I say firmly. Wrong thing to say judging by her expression.
A couple more minutes of forced conversation. I have no interest now in lying there any longer, or of fucking either of them.
I tell them it's not working for me and get up to leave. Blow the cash, there is nothing more to be had from this lot.
I know they are young (not at all sure about 18) but I have been with 18 year olds who have a canny understanding about sex, which these two do not. I can only assume their good feedback comes from people with very low expectations. If they are going to charge those prices ( I know, more fool me) then they need to provide a service to match. I'd have got more from your average Romanian fuck'n go girl.
I know I do have high expectations after my fantastic regular, who I lost to a relationship and prospective motherhood. She was 19 when I first met her and her sexual competence was amazing. I'm always ready to take a risk, but really, these two are rubbish at what they claim to do.
