Putting the condom on.

[akauya]

Shame not at the same time or one after the other
Could have been like an F1 pitshop.  Shag the 1st with two nodders.  Wip off the top one & hey presto you're ready to go with the sister
Am i clever or what !

 

That would have been fun, but unfortunately they didn't work at the same premises, each had their on pad. They were very pretty but if I remember correctly not exactly identical twins (they could have lied, that's a surprise) but they looked very very alike. I remember one of them did anal (can't remember if it was the paranoid one or the other) but anal at the time was rare and it was so expensive didn't even bother.

Punting was shite then, as I keep saying. I don't know why some punters complain about EE girls, if it wasn't for them coming to the UK and transforming the punting scene to what we have now it would still be shite!

[Dani]

There is no excuse for a prossie to not put the condom on for you. The gum clinic will happily teach her how to do this properly with hands and mouth as well as teach her to know what size fits what. It was the first thing I did when starting this job. I went to my GUM and asked them to show me how to ensure they are on and fit properly.
I have had clients grab one and shove it on and have had to take it back off as they have not put it on correctly.
It is actually quicker and easier to put on with your mouth than with your hands

[webpunter]

Punting was shite then, as I keep saying. I don't know why some punters complain about EE girls, if it wasn't for them coming to the UK and transforming the punting scene to what we have now it would still be shite!

+1 & way more expensive.  I do love EE's - high cheekbones especially.  I also like 'EE' blams as well ! Whenever there is reference to border controls being relaxed for EU citizens then i think at least there'll be more hookers.  Maybe only some as loads over here already - TFFT !

[webpunter]

It is actually quicker and easier to put on with your mouth than with your hands

Good girl !  Love it when this happens.  I only do OW - boring me.  I was with a girlie late on one evening & was bladdered.  Wasn't really paying attention to what she was doing.  I had said condoms everything please.  So she's going down on me slowly & i ask where's the condom with a panic in my voice.  To which she lifts her head & points to little WP.  The look on her face was "WTF r u on about - knob head".  I recovered the situation [a little] by saying that was amazing - i didn't even notice etc

[JV547845]

Exactly, but try telling a prostitute this. Prostitutes are skin flints and if I told them that the condom has become worthless and needs to be chucked out I really do worry I run the risk of being told that's it then, sex is out - I have literally been on a few punts when the girl only had one, and frequently been on punts where she only had two condoms left for the whole punt.

Jesus dude you're seeing some proper fucking skanks.

[JV547845]

I don't have a problem putting condoms on; having been to many parties helped. But I did get asked once by a prossie to put on, not one but TWO condoms before fucking her.

That's actually far more dangerous than just using one as the two johnnies can rub against each other and break.

[AnthG]

Jesus dude you're seeing some proper fucking skanks.

It jusr seems to be a frequent thing with agency girls in the North East. But since posting this I have definitely seen one better than this.

HC posted this inside a review, where two girls at an agency, only had one condom between them

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33170.0

They both arrived in the same taxi, its her best mate, it was their first time in the area, they had one condom between them and no wipes just loo roll

The diamonds flats are fucking shite mind

[Bigus Dickus]

In my younger military days, I used to put a condom over my head and then inflate it using my nose.

After a few minutes of inflation, I looked like a Doctor Who fucking alien! Always managed to pull a bird in the NAAFI bars after doing this. They must have thought I was making it bigger to fit my champ! 

This is how to do it:

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And you thought they were just for fucking and stopping the clap!

 

[stayer]

Several years ago, round about 1999, I was in a Geylang brothel where I'd selected a busty resident WG. After a shower, rimming  and OWO, she mounted me. What? But then I checked and found a condom on me. I would have thought it impossible to do but she'd probably rolled it on with her mouth without me knowing!

[JV547845]

It jusr seems to be a frequent thing with agency girls in the North East. But since posting this I have definitely seen one better than this.

HC posted this inside a review, where two girls at an agency, only had one condom between them

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33170.0

Holy cow!  The GUM clinic down here in the south WEst practically forced a big goody bag of them on me, and I'd only admitted to blow jobs and RO with escorts.  I'm sure the NHS GUM clinics in the NE are good about that too so unless you tell me otherwise I'm worried those girls aren't getting checked up. 

[caramelceleste]

Never been asked to put a condom on thus far, I supply em and most are happy to put on themselves. I CAN if you want me to, admittedly it's not my party trick in the bedroom though *must practice oral application* but that's really no great shock considering some men themselves can't put them on either.

In my opinion... any WG without condoms does bareback. Any WG stupid enough to use a condom rolled the wrong way first probably does bareback and doesn't even know or care half the time. Any WG who values her health or your health (over her sex life and £££) is BUYING decent quality condoms. You charge £100 an hour and condoms are too expensive? No, no, no.

Each to their own

[pleasure]

I actually prefer to put it on myself, as I find most girls just aren't very good at it! Seems bizarre when they must get so much practice. But I find most girls generally do it themselves, and I'm not bothered enough to argue, just let them get on with it. The rare ones who've mastered the technique of rolling it on with their mouth are fun though!

[JV547845]

Any WG who values her health or your health (over her sex life and £££) is BUYING decent quality condoms.

I used to be a very brand loyal condom buying punter, buying only Durex from Boots.  But a WG doesn't have to pay silly premiums for up market products when it comes to johnnies IMHO, a selection of the right sizes is way more important. The ones in any well known retailer or from any large maker will be made to an excellent manufacturing quality and to the relevant European standards.  Your extra money is just going on a nice slogan ("Love Sex") or pretty shiney packets to reassure nervous house wives.

[threechilliman]

The WG I saw yesterday was an expert in putting the condom on with her mouth, my involvement was limited to providing the cock.

tcm

[Horizontal pleasures]

Taking a Condom Off deserves a new thread, here goes:

[Horizontal pleasures]

I once had a lady put some sort of little tickler on with a condom which was great fun but never since. Anyone else had a tickler?

(I described her as plump on AW feedback and although she was named as a BBW she refused to see me again although my use of 'plump' was totally positive and complimentary!.

[caramelceleste]

I used to be a very brand loyal condom buying punter, buying only Durex from Boots.  But a WG doesn't have to pay silly premiums for up market products when it comes to johnnies IMHO, a selection of the right sizes is way more important. The ones in any well known retailer or from any large maker will be made to an excellent manufacturing quality and to the relevant European standards.  Your extra money is just going on a nice slogan ("Love Sex") or pretty shiney packets to reassure nervous house wives.

Totally agreed, just making the basic point that a good, clean WG will not be quibbling over her miniscule expense of condoms when a box costs about 10% of an hour for most WGs! £8.99 expense = at least £700 earned lol

[Stalinator]

I has happened to me once where the WG just handed me the sealed condom and told me to put it on.

I was in a Melbourne whorehouse back in the late 90's and they insisted on double wrapping the rascal. These places only provided basic services, no kissing, no OWO or any uncovered services.

[AnthG]

Totally agreed, just making the basic point that a good, clean WG will not be quibbling over her miniscule expense of condoms when a box costs about 10% of an hour for most WGs! £8.99 expense = at least £700 earned lol

Many people are likely thinking it so I will say it. And that is if the girls were organised and sensible. They may not have ended up working in this profession.

Many girls I have seen the condom situation is a nightmare - as I explained above.

Another punt I remember was a girl with clearly el-cheapo Gum Clinic ones and she literally felt like you were doing a death knell for her if you wasted one of those condoms. And by wasting I mean for example being unable to remain hard enough for sex needing another one to be put on.

[myothernameis]

I had seen an escort last week, and she told me to put the condom on my self, now I came 2 times, so 2 condoms I had to apply my self

Think the first one went on ok, but the second one, was hanging of my cock, so think its best of the escort put them on, so there no accusing the guy of going bareback

when I removed my cock, this is what it looked to the escort, don't know if the condom was the right size, it felt small compared to my cock

[JV547845]

Many people are likely thinking it so I will say it. And that is if the girls were organised and sensible. They may not have ended up working in this profession.

That's true for some of them but luckily for us punters it's not true of all of them.  I've got friends and people I do business with who are less organised than the best WGs.  I personally prefer to punt organised girls who do it because they enjoy it (or who just make me think they do) than girls who fell into it through disorganisation.

[k]

I has happened to me once where the WG just handed me the sealed condom and told me to put it on.

I was in a Melbourne whorehouse back in the late 90's and they insisted on double wrapping the rascal. These places only provided basic services, no kissing, no OWO or any uncovered services.

Were they using sellotape though?
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[Stalinator]

No, she was using rubbers. Nice girl and a good service.

[caramelceleste]

Many people are likely thinking it so I will say it. And that is if the girls were organised and sensible. They may not have ended up working in this profession.

Many girls I have seen the condom situation is a nightmare - as I explained above.

Another punt I remember was a girl with clearly el-cheapo Gum Clinic ones and she literally felt like you were doing a death knell for her if you wasted one of those condoms. And by wasting I mean for example being unable to remain hard enough for sex needing another one to be put on.

Lol, I'm sure that's true. But I'm sure there are some savvy ones out there like JV547845 mentioned

I take no issue with the GUM condoms, but yeah more the cheapo-stupid attitude like that. If they have a monthly condom limit, they should specify on their profile lol, absolutely fucking stupid. Could be a factor in this "cum once" bullshit... spacing out quantity until their next GUM visit lol

WGs/punters/people without brains are not my kind

[Stalinator]

Lol, I'm sure that's true. But I'm sure there are some savvy ones out there like JV547845 mentioned

I take no issue with the GUM condoms, but yeah more the cheapo-stupid attitude like that. If they have a monthly condom limit, they should specify on their profile lol, absolutely fucking stupid. Could be a factor in this "cum once" bullshit... spacing out quantity until their next GUM visit lol

WGs/punters/people without brains are not my kind

Is it too much for them to go to Boots and buy a box?

[cunnyhunt]

Is it too much for them to go to Boots and buy a box?

Yes. That would mean spending money on something else rather that Vodka, Cigarettes, handbags or shoes