Advice to punters to be discreet on public transport

[mh]

Some people think only they can see what's on their phone screen, but high-res phone cameras with image stablisation mean nothing is safe when there's someone behind you on the bus...

The following photos were put on Twitter yesterday. Will anyone own up to talking to "Angel"? 

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[AgedCases]

Treat your punting phone like your cock...keep it in your trousers till the time is right.

[mediumjoe]

   What was the number of the bus, Olive wasn't the conductress was she ? - sorry couldn't resist

[DannyJames]

Good advice.

Although it would be amusing if the bus company could identify the picture taker via cctv, then the fat guy went and smashed him or her in the chops

Fucking self-important twitter twats.

[Silver Birch]

SHIIIT!!

I remember the days when just the motion of the bus would give me an erection, (which could be somewhat embarrassing when I reached my stop), but sexting Angel at the same time?? 

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[OldSpice]

pretty worrying trend for photo's without permission appearing on the internet imo

[mh]

Hmmm, just one query - is that a left hand drive bus...?

[hungrypunt]

Hmmm, just one query - is that a left hand drive bus...?

And even more worrying is angel a guy....an gel mexico.
EVEN MORE WORRYING, i would definitely have to be the jockey and not the horse with that big guy,

edit : ah shit nope all wrong, cos he said finger both holes ....doh

[smiths]

Some people think only they can see what's on their phone screen, but high-res phone cameras with image stablisation mean nothing is safe when there's someone behind you on the bus...

The following photos were put on Twitter yesterday. Will anyone own up to talking to "Angel"? 

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Excellent advice.

[Type_O_Negative]

I don't flash with my mobile anyway while using public transport, it's not because someone could tell i'm a punter, it's because crooks are everywhere in these days 

[GreyDave]

   Lost my glasses in a Grey moment a few months ago when on way to a Gang Bang with Mistress Mmm profile now gone....

Anyway had to get flat info from text on my Punting phone I asked a chap in carpark after explaining I was late to view a flat
He read out text for me ...including the bit on traffic light arm bands should be worn all oral will be covered and no BB will be allowed

"Well that's the most unusual text I have ever read" he commented as I then reconfirmed the flat number 

[Dynajoe]

At first I thought it was me, but he has more hair!

The one thing that I keep forgetting about is sitting next to the window on a train with the screen angled away from the seat next to me towards the window - which as soon as you hit a tunnel becomes a feckin mirror!

[Students Notebook]

  Lost my glasses in a Grey moment a few months ago when on way to a Gang Bang with Mistress Mmm profile now gone....

Anyway had to get flat info from text on my Punting phone I asked a chap in carpark after explaining I was late to view a flat
He read out text for me ...including the bit on traffic light arm bands should be worn all oral will be covered and no BB will be allowed

"Well that's the most unusual text I have ever read" he commented as I then reconfirmed the flat number 

I LOVE it, but what are traffic light arm bands ? Why should they be worn ?

S.S.

[mh]

I LOVE it, but what are traffic light arm bands ? Why should they be worn ?

I shudder to think, unless it is just start time like they used to use at peak times at the local pool when I were a young lad so they knew when to throw you out after 2 hours...

[mh]

The one thing that I keep forgetting about is sitting next to the window on a train with the screen angled away from the seat next to me towards the window - which as soon as you hit a tunnel becomes a feckin mirror!

Yep, viewing hardcore porn surreptitiously in public is not a good idea. 

[CoolTiger]

On a train once,  a guy was browsing AW on his tablet, so turned it inwards so that anyone passing by in the aisles could not spot him browsing the site.

Unbeknown to him, when the train went through a tunnel, you could clearly see the purple site in the window reflection!!

I was with other work colleagues, but even if I wasn't I don't think I would have said anything.

[lostandfound]

I think you would be most likely to be spotted by another punter, rather than general public. I've noticed though, how easy it is to read what's on other people's phones these days on the train, even without meaning to - some of the screens are huge.

(Someone will be along in a minute proudly saying they only use an old Nokia for punting, with a poky little screen that's hard to read ...)

[stevedave]

I read UKP on my phone on the bus to work every morning and on the way back every evening. I just make sure I sit at the back so nobody can look over my shoulder. Even if they did, all they'd see is (largely) text.

Browsing AW however is not likely to happen.

[LL]

I do most of my punting-related web activity on public transport, including writing most of my reviews on my smartphone on the train between London and my hometown, as well as browsing AdultWork profiles. I've learnt the best places to sit on the train, where my screen is least likely to be seen by others. But there's always a risk.

[Jester269269]

He looks like handsome bastard. On publicly transport!
Why the hell he Need an escort 

[electro]

  Lost my glasses in a Grey moment a few months ago when on way to a Gang Bang with Mistress Mmm profile now gone....

Anyway had to get flat info from text on my Punting phone I asked a chap in carpark after explaining I was late to view a flat
He read out text for me ...including the bit on traffic light arm bands should be worn all oral will be covered and no BB will be allowed

"Well that's the most unusual text I have ever read" he commented as I then reconfirmed the flat number 

Classic!

[hungrypunt]

I LOVE it, but what are traffic light arm bands ? Why should they be worn ?

S.S.

parties....whos up for what and i assume he menas wrist bands....not blow up ones like in the pool...he he

[Plan R]

Someone will be along in a minute proudly saying they only use an old Nokia for punting, with a poky little screen that's hard to read ...

I can proudly say I only use an old Nokia for punting, with a poky little screen that's hard to read ...
 

[Hydrant]

From behind that looks exactly like a friend of mine. It's uncanny. He lives in London and that's the way he dresses too. Shabbily.

My mate claims never to have owned a mobile phone (a regular inconvenience to him and everyone who knows him). And the only reason I know it's not him and I can't call him out on so many levels is that my mate has always had an earring in his left lughole.

[sub_marine]

By the looks of the bus, I'd say north america, either a quiet town in US&A or in Canada.  Reasons for this are the left hand drive, the yellow coated wire that you pull if you want to alight at the next stop, and the lack of glass round the driver.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I shudder to think, unless it is just start time like they used to use at peak times at the local pool when I were a young lad so they knew when to throw you out after 2 hours...

err peek times?

[Speedy12]

I was on the bus last week, it was pretty full and I was standing. In the seat I was standing beside was an old dude with a walking stick. The old Nokia phone he was holding attracted my attention. I glanced at the screen and he was reading a text from a Thai massage parlor telling him who was working and giving him directions. Really made me laugh!