Your turn to TOFTT me thinks
LOL. After what I did for you.
I put you onto the Angel, and you damn near wore her out and spoiled her before I got a look in.
This new one is an odd one in that the ad screams 'Legit deep tissue massage'. It doesn't even have the 'dog whistle' "This is not a sexual service". And yet it's on London Road, home of at least a couple of happy ending venues. I'm thoroughly perplexed. Am I £50 per hour perplexed? It's a hard one.....
..... Speaking of which, if I do TOFTT, do I take my sildenafil an hour before and thoroughly embarrass myself at a legit sports massage place with a raging hard on.
If I TOFTT, I may make the very unusual step of booking 30 Mins. (and bump it up to an hour if it gets good.
There are a few clues from the ad...
Title "Are you feel stiff, tired, and your body is screaming from pain?"
Doesn't mention age, nationality or curvaceousness of the Masseuse.
Doesn't say clients will leave happy.
"Our Licensed Massage Therapy’s" [sic]
"Our massage therapists are
licensed and insured to ensure you with a safe, positive, and beneficial experience for our clients."
"* sports therapy, * deep tissue, * Swedish, * relaxing massage, * aromatherapy, * hot stone, * reflexology, * hot oil
I really don't know what to do with this one.
