You mean I can now legitimately send my GP a 'cock pic' without her phoning the police again? 
Many, many years ago I presented to my GP with what turned out to be a varicocele. Only I didn't know that our cranky old family GP had retired, to be replaced by a newly-qualified female who was only about 3yrs older than I. She was very hot and reminded me very much of a young Diane Keen
I sat there with my trousers around my ankles, as she tenderly rolled my sweetmeats around in her hands while smiling at me in a most comely manner. Luckily although I was young and would get several unwanted erections every day (frequently while standing room-only on the train, or on the Tube
), on this occasion I was so nervous that my pride and joy had turned into what resembled a socially-shy slug with withdrawal symptoms. I felt ashamed that I wasn't able to show her that I was actually packing 7" of rampant man-meat (after a good warm-up).
Several years later I was (re)introduced to her down the pub by a good friend who also happened to be a fellow GP of hers. Despite the passing of several decades (and a couple since she had been my doctor) I blushed profusely and she said she remembered me well
.
Last I heard, her marriage was sadly in trouble
. I wonder if she's turned up on POF yet?
