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_NOCTURNAL_

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I always go for half-hour meets. Time and time again an escort has told me to freshen up, which is no problem, but my issue is when they come back 10 minutes or even close to 15 mins later...

I take 3-5 mins to freshen up, and then I'm sat in the bedroom with aching balls endlessly waiting. Do I shout out that I'm ready? How could I discreetly signal that I'm done? Usually, I like to open and close the bedroom door loudly to give the indication that I'm ready.

Offline Jonestown

Why not just say you had a shower before you left home, see they you don't leave them that opening ?

Offline CityTillIDie

I always explain that I shall shower and shave etc before I leave for the meet, but that I want another very quick shower on arrival, BEFORE the half hour starts. They don't usually grumble. If they do I just say ok, I'll leave it then... at which point they agree.

A quick shower is usually 3 minutes if you're already clean. I get them to hang up my clothes on a hanger while I shower, so they're in the room anyway.

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Offline Jonestown

A quick shower is usually 3 minutes if you're already clean. I get them to hang up my clothes on a hanger while I shower, so they're in the room anyway.

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Good idea, gives them a chance to go through your pockets.

Offline Stalinator

They use every trick in the book to run down the clock. Showering is one of them.

Many of them insist that the clock starts the second you enter the premises.

Offline smiths

I always go for half-hour meets. Time and time again an escort has told me to freshen up, which is no problem, but my issue is when they come back 10 minutes or even close to 15 mins later...

I take 3-5 mins to freshen up, and then I'm sat in the bedroom with aching balls endlessly waiting. Do I shout out that I'm ready? How could I discreetly signal that I'm done? Usually, I like to open and close the bedroom door loudly to give the indication that I'm ready.

Some do in my experience, some don't include the shower time in the time booked in my experience, so as ever it depends on the WG.

This fucking off for more than a couple of minutes has always been a time wasting tactic used on me, same with WGs who start to give me a massage at the start despite the fact I never at any stage said I wanted a massage. I don't pay to punt for a fucking massage, I can get those off my private medical insurance policy within my monthly premiums.

My advice is if this happens again do a negative review on the WG so others on here know.

Offline Malvolio

Ask them to wait in the room for you whilst you shower, or when you come out of the shower say 'I'm ready'.  You need to be assertive and drive the punt - there is no way you should be waiting for more than a minute after you've come out of the shower.

James999

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They use every trick in the book to run down the clock. Showering is one of them.

Many of them insist that the clock starts the second you enter the premises.

Don't forget the Get to know you chat, or the nice cup of coffee / tea, the putting the money away  :crazy:

James999

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I get them to hang up my clothes on a hanger

FUCK, you must be meeting some posh ones, most pro$$ies are lucky if they have a hook on the door or a door knob you can use, most hang things on the floor  :sarcastic:

Offline Stalinator

Shower time gives her a chance to rummage through your pockets so be careful.

Offline maxxblue

I always go for half-hour meets. Time and time again an escort has told me to freshen up, which is no problem, but my issue is when they come back 10 minutes or even close to 15 mins later...

I take 3-5 mins to freshen up, and then I'm sat in the bedroom with aching balls endlessly waiting. Do I shout out that I'm ready? How could I discreetly signal that I'm done? Usually, I like to open and close the bedroom door loudly to give the indication that I'm ready.

I'm a bit puzzled what you mean. Are you saying that in your half-hour meets, that when you turn up they then go for a shower for 10/15 minutes?

They should be ready to go from when they open the door - they should have already showered and prepared themselves for when you arrive.

Why are you waiting in the bedroom with aching balls, as they should be ready and waiting as soon as you come out of the shower?


lordlarry

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I think he means they disappear whilst he has a shower.

Offline CityTillIDie

Good idea, gives them a chance to go through your pockets.

All I ever take with me is money - which I hand over immediately - phone and keys, sometimes gum.
Phone I switch off as I enter.
Obviously I check I have phone and keys before leaving! Or if unsure I would take phone to bathroom.

Never had a problem in 15 years' punting, home and abroad

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Punter115

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I have never experianced any problems ..always tell them I will have showered before we meet so will only need a shower after we have finished .

Offline scutty brown

only times I've had problems with "shower time" before a punt is when the girl disappears into the bathroom for variable amounts of time in order either to smoke some crack or to inject. They tell you they're showering, but often come back dry - and behaviour gives them away

Offline dubhcarr

don't usually have a problem with the shower thing...best at SP premisis if you want OWO....but I don't punt many/any "sweet" Romanians.......name and shame is the best way if the SP is conning..then we all know...

Offline Jonestown

only times I've had problems with "shower time" before a punt is when the girl disappears into the bathroom for variable amounts of time in order either to smoke some crack or to inject. They tell you they're showering, but often come back dry - and behaviour gives them away

Maybe you want to be more selective, intravenous drug users and male arse bandits are still the surest  people to catch hiv/aids from.

Offline scutty brown

Maybe you want to be more selective, intravenous drug users and male arse bandits are still the surest  people to catch hiv/aids from.

don't worry - well and truly learnt that lesson. Just passing on the info for others to benefit from

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Offline bob the knob

this thread leaves me seriously puzzled.  in my 7 years  of punting i always shower well  2 hrs before meet and i have never been asked or invited to have a shower before we get down to action.  i have been in shower with a couple of wg,s as part of action and as a prelude to nuru but my many bedroom friends never seem to think its neccesary even tho i have never told them i have had a shower before leaving home.
very strange, very strange.

Offline Stalinator

I have had one or two that were particular about taking showers. It didn't matter you showered before setting off. You showered again if you wanted service.

Offline McSwell

From my limited experience  with Independents I reckon they allow about 5mins either side for showers.

But if your going to spend 15mins in there then it's you that's wasting your time


McSwell

Offline Jeff_withpetersen

No WG I've ever met has ever insisted I shower before or after. Ever. If they did at the start I think I'd explain it was unnecessary and then only grudgingly agree if I had to, maybe you could try that?

Offline timsussex

I've seen a few girlsthat insist on you showering and several more that have suggested it not that I needed one

I've also warned a couple of girls that I'm coming from work so I'll need a shower

To be fair a couple of girls that insist on showers also make it clear that it doesn't come out of your time but to get back to the original question most wgs will do just about anything to waste a bit of time

Offline BlueRock

Only ever been asked to have a shower once by an Aussie girl and I still there for more than my 30 mins. If I've been hot I will ask for a shower before and after but never been rushed. I saw a program where a few ladies said they like to do an assisted shower or bath to eat up a good 15 mins. Personally never encountered it. Seen a few shit travelling girls who are clearly on a tight schedule but local ladies I'm generally there over 30 mins

Offline ruffler

Some do in my experience, some don't include the shower time in the time booked in my experience, so as ever it depends on the WG.

This fucking off for more than a couple of minutes has always been a time wasting tactic used on me, same with WGs who start to give me a massage at the start despite the fact I never at any stage said I wanted a massage. I don't pay to punt for a fucking massage, I can get those off my private medical insurance policy within my monthly premiums.

My advice is if this happens again do a negative review on the WG so others on here know.

you see some poor girls our kid - shower at home, freshen up and give them your best attention :) - Never been an issue for me

R

Offline Jonestown

When it comes to wasting time some punters have been known to pull a trick or two. The boss lady of a central London Chinese shop told me she used to have a young Indian guy come in for a 30 minute massage, he would refuse all offers of hr or other extras, but after the end of the massage would spend another 20 minutes in the shower (which was in the room) having a wank and cleaning himself up, then another 10 minutes drying and dressing.

Offline anonyorks

Good WG'S no

Average to poor WG's yes

Offline LW2765

I've never been forced into it. The only time I'll ask to use their shower is if it's a summer time punt and even then, they don't count it as part of the hour

Offline maxxblue

I've never been forced into it. The only time I'll ask to use their shower is if it's a summer time punt and even then, they don't count it as part of the hour

FFS  :dash:

Offline magnetico

I've never been forced into it. The only time I'll ask to use their shower is if it's a summer time punt and even then, they don't count it as part of the hour

Thanks for digging old threads   :thumbsup:

Naidakhan84

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I had this experience only once! the room was cold, and the water was not very hot. I felt fully turned off and when the girl came in the room she said why you come see me you are not even hard!!!.

Such cunts are well worth avoiding, thats why I read about the girl here first before seeing them. So many time wasters. Its nothing to do with your cleanliness (i presume you had a shower that day before hand)

Offline BRB22

It’s mostly a time wasting tactic.

Offline scutty brown

When it comes to wasting time some punters have been known to pull a trick or two. The boss lady of a central London Chinese shop told me she used to have a young Indian guy come in for a 30 minute massage, he would refuse all offers of hr or other extras, but after the end of the massage would spend another 20 minutes in the shower (which was in the room) having a wank and cleaning himself up, then another 10 minutes drying and dressing.

Probably his monthly wash...........

Offline Hobbit

It's definitely a time-wasting tactic for some girls but not for all. If they take about five minutes then that's fine. But I know some who have spent almost 15 minutes in the shower and then not add it on on the end of the booking. For me, that is a complete no-no and I don't see them again, simple as that.

Offline king tarzan

forget shower, some do it starting from texting you the door number... :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
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Offline Hobbit

forget shower, some do it starting from texting you the door number... :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

That's quite funny. I remember a few years ago, must be at least around 10 years ago now. I remember this girl telling me that the time starts from the moment a punter rings the doorbell and not from when you enter the building. I'm telling you guys, these girls can be quite crazy at times, especially with timing etc. it would kind of make you think they actually don't enjoy sex.  :D :lol:

Offline WARSZAWA16

Visited a few Thai girls that will shower or, even better, bath with you. Never really thought about the time factor and saw it as all part of the service which I had specifically asked for. Suppose some girls could use the shower routine as a time wasting exercise and, no doubt, often do. Just maybe need to be a bit assertive if you feel this is the case I suppose.

Offline Aurelian999

Oddly enough, was reading this Reddit thread - on hygiene...

TBH I cant see why you wouldnt want to be clean n fresh for a punt to get the most out of it - if the girl refuses to do acts based on the fact you're a dirty bastard (and not in a good way) then it's your own fault..

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Offline king tarzan

Oddly enough, was reading this Reddit thread - on hygiene...

TBH I cant see why you wouldnt want to be clean n fresh for a punt to get the most out of it - if the girl refuses to do acts based on the fact you're a dirty bastard (and not in a good way) then it's your own fault..

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They are 100% right..
I can't stand anyone near me who stinks..
It's absolutely vile and disgusting..

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Offline Aurelian999

Exactly.

If a SW was to meet up stinking of the last punter, or of week old BO, then it would be screamed from the rooftops here - but a request to shower? Met with derision and scorn.

Bit of a double standard I'd say...


Online Colston36

They are 100% right..
I can't stand anyone near me who stinks..
It's absolutely vile and disgusting..

The Reddit quotes are tremendously revealing - and funny, too.

On the main topic, after God knows how many meets I can't offhand recall that much time-wasting. Although there are a couple of girls I like to have a natter with they usually overrun anyhow. To be honest I don't really see it as a matter of how long but how good.

Offline spz1234

Always have a good bath before leaving for a punt but I still like to take a quick shower to freshen up when I get there especially as I don't drive and therefore take public transport.

Just feels nicer when you know you're absolutely clean.

Never had an issue waiting when I get out of the shower either. Always there waiting for me in the room. I've had a couple of times where they're playing around with their phones when I come back in but as soon as I get in the room, its put down and the fun begins.