External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyInitial coms were good, arramged £160 for 1 hour via text on the day, agreed time and given postcode. 5 minutes before agreed time I texted for the full address which was sent promptly.
The address was a semi detached family home with a new range rover parked in the drive. This doesn't look like your usual working girls place I thought, so backed off a little and phoned. Luckily hadn't knocked on the door cause it wasn't her pad, she directed me to a block of flats about two buildings down from the address she'd given me. Fine, whatever.
"press the buzzer for flat x and I'll let you in". There was a big panel of illuminated buzzers for flats with a seemingly random combination of letters and numbers. "Umm, i can't see buzzer for flat x?",
"well, I'm sure it's there somewhere, buzz it when you find it" and then she hung up.
Scoured the illuminated buzzers again, definitely no flat x. Was about to call her back when I spotted three more unilluminated buzzers right at the bottom, got my phone torch out and right at the bottom, faintly scrawled in pencil was one labeled flat x. Might have been information worth passing on. Fine, whatever.
Got buzzed in, up a flight of steps and onto an dark council estate balcony, no signs, no apparent ordering to the flats, so had to go door to door looking for flat x which was tricky to do in the dark. Didnt find it but did suprise a young mother and daughter as they put rubbish down the shoot.
Up the second and final stairs to the next balcony, same outcome as the first except this time suprised an old fella who was sitting outside his flat smoking a fat spliff. Fuck this, I'm making a right cunt of myself.
Texted that I couldn't find the flat and headed back outside to phone in a more discreet location. She picked up then hangs up after a couple of seconds. Then texts "r u here???, on the (floor number hidden) floor", I reply that the stairs only go up 2 floors "hmm, ok" she replies. I go to the pub. 5 minutes later i get some garbled message about some other stairs, it didn't make much sense and I was disinclined to go back and bumble around in the dark again, so I finished my pint.