Madam Koko, Earl's Court Gilf

[Mr Rollison]

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I actually feel quite bad about this so I thought I'd get the review done.

I contacted Koko by text, quick reply and got a visit arranged for the same day. Got the address when I arrived at the Warwick exit of Earls Court tube.

Found the flat easily and met Koko. Nice smiley face so I was happy enough.

We had a little chat about stuff and I explained what I wanted. Massage, lots of teasing, prostate massage and reverse oral.
First of, she wanted to wash me, which was fine but she went on and on about my foreskin. I told her she didn't have to give me oral.

So onto the bed face down. No oil and pressing her hands against my body. I don't think she wanted oil on the bed.
I asked for more oil and teasing and she put a bit of oil on her finger and started to prod my balls. A minute later she was wiping the oil off.
She couldn't understand that I wanted her to do reach unders. I even acted it.
It just wasn't working.

Add in that her understanding of English isn't great.
She also asked my name 3 or 4 times even though I had answered. Same with where I was staying.

I got up and started dressing, telling her it's not working out and asked for some money back as it was only 30 minutes in.

This is where I started to feel bad. She looked at me as if she couldn't understand why. She looked lost. Like a kid who doesn't understand why they're getting a row.
I wondered if there are memory issues.

So paid £150 for the hour, got £70 back.

Should say, I had no issue with her age (been with a 70+ before and she was great fun) or her big tummy.
Virtually nothing sensual in the 30 minutes.

Okay, I'll leave it there.

[Chinaman]

Thanks for this. I’d been trying to arrange a meet. After initial dialogue she’s gone quiet & I can’t get her to reply.