Stitched up for a pricey drink by tasty bird!!

[kowalski]

Went to bar at Mayfair Hotel,standing next to porn star look alike bird next to me with her mate and two fellas having a hoot.Just as I'm ordering she comes up to me and puts her arm around me,low cut top,mini dress Labutons still etos. I ask her if she's working,she says yes and I tell her I don't want to waste her time as I'm not looking for business.Her Tits were mega and well fake.At this point she pisses herself laughing telling her mates that I thought she was brass whereas she was working at a PR event downstairs,which there was.At this point I try to butt out saying that I don't want to interfere with her boyfriend and they all pisses themselves as she tells me they're her gay friends!So she starts talking real close,I mention that she's had a boob job which she proudly tells me 34 EE and do I want a feel! She also rubs her hand on my dick giving it the big boy spill,gay boy next to me tells me she ain't wearing any knickers!!Oh and by the way she's English and was genuinely friendly giving me more spill that I remind her of 'feed em to the pigs' in Lock Stock!and she's got loads of doe doing PR and opening up a club! I still haven't ordered and she says that after branding her as brass I owe her a drink,she orders Porn star cocktail.Swiftly guzzles it down they all are getting up and moving on to eat somewhere,she asks for my phone number and of course I give it to her,she keys it in to dial me buggers off no dial and along comes bill for just under £17.00 for her drink.What a pro!! Yank next to me says she tried the Same on him!!Oh well,thought I was in,Dream on,have to say she was well tasty.Of course you never know,had some great things happen in my younger years,always that note of optimism!!

[corduroykid]

Slippery cow, more front than Brighton!

[tantric talents]

Sounds like you got off relatively lightly..I always found Mayfair and Park Lane Hotel bars can turn into rather expensive nights out!

[LL]

Call me a sad cunt but I would pay £17 for that experience.  Maybe you'll bump into her again someday and she'll remember your kindness.

[Robster199]

I'd be pissed off that I was mugged off.

[Illya Kurakin]

Call me a sad cunt but I would pay £17 for that experience.  Maybe you'll bump into her again someday and she'll remember your kindness.

I agree. They seem happy memories for you and just £17 quid.  Better than nightmares we all have had after laying down £120 for some dossy EE bint.

[punk]

Went to bar at Mayfair Hotel,standing next to porn star look alike bird next to me with her mate and two fellas having a hoot.Just as I'm ordering she comes up to me and puts her arm around me,low cut top,mini dress Labutons still etos. I ask her if she's working,she says yes and I tell her I don't want to waste her time as I'm not looking for business.Her Tits were mega and well fake.At this point she pisses herself laughing telling her mates that I thought she was brass whereas she was working at a PR event downstairs,which there was.At this point I try to butt out saying that I don't want to interfere with her boyfriend and they all pisses themselves as she tells me they're her gay friends!So she starts talking real close,I mention that she's had a boob job which she proudly tells me 34 EE and do I want a feel! She also rubs her hand on my dick giving it the big boy spill,gay boy next to me tells me she ain't wearing any knickers!!Oh and by the way she's English and was genuinely friendly giving me more spill that I remind her of 'feed em to the pigs' in Lock Stock!and she's got loads of doe doing PR and opening up a club! I still haven't ordered and she says that after branding her as brass I owe her a drink,she orders Porn star cocktail.Swiftly guzzles it down they all are getting up and moving on to eat somewhere,she asks for my phone number and of course I give it to her,she keys it in to dial me buggers off no dial and along comes bill for just under £17.00 for her drink.What a pro!! Yank next to me says she tried the Same on him!!Oh well,thought I was in,Dream on,have to say she was well tasty.Of course you never know,had some great things happen in my younger years,always that note of optimism!!

And she say's she was not  a scamming prostitute????

[essexmat]

I think the term you are looking for is "you got mugged off" If I am going to go with a WG I want to pay her for emptying my sack not have drinks or a meal - still, you are lucky you got off lightly with £17.00. Had a similar experience in Vegas a few years back in a club full of WGs who roam around with their pimps, some who you could punch as hard as you could and they wouldn't blink or move they were so big. Anyway, same as you, bird with fake tits, porn star looks tries to get my business, I say I am just out for drinks with mates and mr Pimp starts getting edgy, I can see it in his face, we managed to escape though through sheer quick thinking of a mate who passed me his phone and said it was an important call etc etc ...

[Blue84]

Stupid cow, she means Snatch not Lock Stock...

[Old monk]

17 quid for a drink in a Mayfair bar with a stunna for a bit of banter and a laugh,  2 ways of looking at this.
1st mr naive then you would be disappointed and possibly a little miffed. 2. Mr reality, if i was prepared to buy a good looking bird a drink in a west end Mayfair bar then 17 quid sounds like a let off and rubbing my cock and making me smile would probably be worth it, after all you don't drink in Mayfair if you cant afford 17 quid.
Tbh id have bought the drink with no thoughts of a phone call for a laugh and a rub, but id also would have weighed her 34 EE s as well.

[kowalski]

Hey,I have no hard feelings but am most impressed at the slick MO of this bird.Hope to bump into her again.When up West these are actually positive happenings. The worst thing that could happen is getting stiched up into doing some bizzo because that's serious doe from a bar pick up.Unless you can afford it of course because then the world is your mushroom!

[a10]

If she rubs your cock for a £17 drink, imagine what she'd do if she wanted you to buy her a meal. I'd keep an eye out for that one if I were you!